第5章
弹幕瞬间炸锅：
【aaa，shigugu！】
【zheiqichang！zheiyanzhi！gujiajiyinjuele！】
【tangtangkanshalehahaha~】
tacaizhegaogenxiezoujin，wanyaocoudaotangtangmianqian，turanshenshounielenietaruan·huhudeliandan：
“pifubucuo，bidagexiaoshihoukeaiduole。“
tangtangbeiniedexiaolianyizhou，danmeiduokai，fanerzhalezhadayanjing，naishengnaiqidi：“guguhao。”
“ngheng~”guyuqingqinghengyisheng，suishoubagouwudaiwangtangtangmianqiandeshafashangyidiu。
“喏，给你的。”
糖糖有些迟疑。
gulaotaitaixiaomimi，“jiranshigugusongde，nikuaidakaikankan。”
tangtanghaoqidibakaidaiziyikan
limianquanshijingzhidexiaoqunzi、fashi，haiyouyishuangxiangzheshuijingdehongsexiaopixie！
“wa！”tangtangyanjingyixiaziliangleqilai，danhenkuaiyouyouyudikanxiangguchenzhou，“baba，wokeyishouma？”
guchenzhouhaimeishuohua，guyuqingjiufanlegebaiyan：“feihua，woguyuqingsongchuqudedongxi，qiyoushouhuidedaoli？songjinijiushinide！”
弹幕笑疯：
【姑姑霸气！】
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【guzong：wohaimeishuohuani】
gulinfengcouguolai，jianxixidichazui：“xiaomei，nigaibuhuishibashangchangtongzhuangqubankongleba？”
“yaoniguan！”guyuqingdengtayiyan，zhuantouduitangtangluchuyigecanlandexiaorong，
“lai，hanyiju‘zuimeigugu’，gugumingtiandainizaiqumai！”
tangtangbaozhemaorongxiong，qieshengshengdihan：“zui、zuimeigugu......”
“guai~”guyuqingmanyidirouluantadejuanfa，turanxiangdaoshenmeside，congbaolitaochushouji，“xianbiedong！woyaofapengyouquan！”
tayibalouzhutangtang，duizhejingtoubilegejiandaoshou：
“biaotijiujiao‘hewodexiaozhinvdiyicijianmian’，zenmeyang？"
弹幕疯狂刷屏：
【jiuming！gugushishaiwakuangmo！】
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jiuzaizheishi，guanjiacongcongjinlai：“si**，linshaoyedadianhualai，shuozaicantingdengnin......”
guyuqingbiaoqingyijiang，xunsushouqishouji，guzuozhendingdiliaoleliaotoufa：“e，neigea......wodaihuierjiuqu。”
gumingjintuiletuiyanjing，yiweishenzhangdiwen："youshixinjiaodenanpengyou？"
“yaoniguan！”guyuqingergenweihong，zhuaqibaobaojiuwangwaizou，linzouqianhaibuwanghuitouduitangtangzhazhayan：
“guguxiacidainiquguangjiemaihaochidedangao！”
tangtangmengdongdihuihuixiaoshou：“guguzaijian......”
弹幕立刻发出预警：
【dengdeng！zheigelinshaoyeshishei？】
【guguyouyaobeizhananpianlema！】
【糖糖快拦住她！】
guyuqingcaizhegaogenxiefengfenghuohuodilikaihou，ketingliyishianjingxialai。
tangtangwaizhetoukanzhedanmu，xianrulechensi。
gumingjintuiletuiyanjing，ruoyousuosidikanxiangmenkou：“linshaoye？”
gulinfengchixiaoyisheng：“kendingyoushinagexiangpangaozhideruanfannan。”
guchenzhouzhoumei，zhuantouduiyipangdetezhufenfudao：“chayixiazheigelinshaoyedebeijing。”
弹幕瞬间惊觉：
【顾总出手了！】
【zheilinshaoyeyaowandanlehahaha】
【neikeweibi，guyuqingkeshilianainaowanqi，nanshuoe！】
tangtangzuokankanyoukankan，suiranbutaimingbaidarenmenzaishuoshenme，danminruidichajuedaoqifenbutaidui。
talalelababadexiuzi，xiaoshengwen：“baba，guguhuiyouweixianma？”
guchenzhouditoukanta，shensebiandewenrouwubi：“tangtangbiedanxin，youwomenchuli。”
tangtangzhalezhayanjing，turanjuqixiaoshou：“tangtangkeyibanggugu！”
“e？”gulinfenglailexingqu，tadaqudao：“xiaotangtangyaozenmebang？”
tangtangwaizhetouxianglexiang，yibenzhengjingdishuo：“tangtangkeyibanggugukankan，neigeshushushibushihaoren！”
弹幕笑喷：
【tangtang：jianzhaxiaonengshou！】
【jianzhaxiaonenglishouvlianainaowanqi】
guchenzhourouleroutadetoufa：“buyongnicaoxin。”
dantangtangyijingxiadingjuexin，xiaoquantouwodejinjinde：“baba，tangtangxiangquzhaogugu！”
gulinfengturanliezuiyixiao，bianmoshusidecongshenhounachuyigexiangmansuizuandefenseertongtoukui：“neisanshudainiqu！”
tangtangyanjingyixiaziliangle：“wa！haopiaoliang！”
neitoukuijingzhidebuxianghua，tongtifen·nen，shangmianzhuimanlexixiaodeshuizuan，
zaidengguangxiashanshanfaliang，zhengzhongyanghaitiezheyigekeaidecao·meitiezhi，hetangtangdecao·meituandeyifuhenshixiangpei。
gulinfengdeyidihuanglehuangtoukui：“zhuanmenjinidingzhide，zenmeyang？”
弹幕炸了：
【sanshudeshaonvxinaaa！】
【zheitoukuiyetaishanleba！】
【yinghanjichenanjizhinvmaixiangzuantoukuishishenmefanchameng！】
gulaotaitaiyuanbenzuozaishafashanghecha，tingdaozheililikefangxiachabei：
“hunao！tangtangcaiduoda，zenmenengzuonineiliangweixiandejiche？”
tazhouzhemeitoukanxiangtangtang，yuqibuzijuedifangruan：
“tangtanga，jichehenweixiande，niruozhenyaoqu，rangsijisongniqu？”
tangtangquebaozhetoukui，xiaolianmanshiqidai：“nainai，tangtangxianghesanshuyiqiqu......”
tazhabazhedayanjing，shengyinruanhuhude：“tangtanghuidaihaotoukui，jinjinbaozhusanshude！”
gulaotaitaibeitazheimoyangnongdexinruan，danyoushizaidanxin，jiujiedikanxiangguchenzhou：“chenzhou，nikanzhei......”
guchenzhouhaimeishuohua，gulinfengjiupaizhexiongfubaozheng：“ma，ninfangxin！woqimandian，jueduianquan！”
他可是顶级机车手。
gulaotaitaidengletayiyan：“niyaoshiganrangwosunnvshaoyigentoufa，kanwobudaduannidetui！”
弹幕笑疯：
【laofurenkouxiantizhengzhi！】
【qianyimiao：weixian！houyimiao：suanle，sunnvkaixinjiuhao！】
zaitangtangqidaideyanshengongshixia，gulaotaitaizhihaotuoxie。
danyoubufangxindijitangtangjialejianxiaowaitao，zaisandingzhugulinfeng：
“mandianqi！tingdaomeiyou！”
gulinfenglianliandiantou，yibabaoqitangtang：“zouge！”
tangtangdaihaoxiangzuantoukui，xiaolianbeichendeyuefajingzhi。
taxingfendihuizhexiaoshou：“nainaizaijian！babazaijian！ershuzaijian！”
gulaotaitaizhanzaimenkou，kanzhejicheyuanqudebeiying，renbuzhuniantao：“zheihaizi......”
guchenzhouzoudaomuqinshenbian，dandandao：“laosanyoufencun。”
gulaotaitaitanlekouqi，dunledun，yourenbuzhuxiaole：“kantangtangneimekaixin，jiusuitaba。”
弹幕暖心刷屏：
【laofurenzhendechongtangtang！】
【yinggaishitangtangbeigujiatuanchonga！】
banxiaoshihou，mougaodangcantingmenkou。
yiliangxuankudeheisejichewenwentingxia。
gulinfengzhangtuiyimai，batangtangbaolexialai。