第1章
“xiaojienilengjing，wobushizheizhongren！biechewoyifu，henguide!”
“shaofeihua！bishangzui！”
林枫一脸慌张。
tazhishiluguo，quebeizheigemanshenjiuqidenvrenlajinfanglijiupudaole！
nvrenshenzhebosiziseshuiqun，bumandiduqihongchun，yifujiaohanmoyang。
“doutuixiaodaliwanleninengshishenmehaodongxi？jintianjiejiushiyaoshuileni！lai，chidianeryouliqi！”
shuowan，yizhenghedaliwanbeitadaojinlelinfengzuili。
我去！
林枫心里在狂骂。
zheinimakeshiyaoxiaoqiangjing、huozhenjiashidedaliwan！
“刺啦！”
“**……gedexiongji。”
“wodebenmingnianhongkucha！！”
linfengyankuangtonghong，zaiyerenwukeren，zhijieyigefanshen，zhangwolezhudongquan。
shehuarou.ruandeditanshang，dengshichun.guangyipian……
手机**突兀响起。
“wojiushineiyipipizheyangpidelang……”
linfenglianmangtaitou：“denghuier，woshoujixiangle…heinizheiren，houji……”
……
次日。
linfengshenqingqishuangdiqishen，zaimandilangjielifanzhezijideyifu：“xiaojiejie，liugelianxifangshibei？”
tanaqishouji，dunshiyijiling。
duomaomeia，zheigerennandaotingleyiwanshang？！
林枫赶紧挂断。
chuangshangquediulaiyigezhentou，zhengzazhongtadeguang**dan。
“ganjinzou，dangwomenshenmedoumeifashengguo！”
nvrensatuodaolejidian，lianseyueleng。
“wojinigezhonggao，wodeweihunfushiyechengwangjiashaoye，tayaoshizhidaowomendeshi，nihuisiwuquanshi！”
“nizoubuzou？zaibuzouwobaojingle！”
wangjia，keshiyechengfangdichanyedelongtou，heibaitongchi。
danlinfengquezhishibuzaihudisongsongjian：“xingxingxing，zheishiwodelianxifangshi，youxuyaozaizhaowoe。”
直到屋门关闭。
jiangaoxuecaiyilianfuzadiwuzhulian。
jiuzaizheishi，jiangaoxuedeshoujixiangle。
“wei？yiren，wozaijiani……”
……
走出小区。
linfengpopolanlandeshangyiyinlailebushaozhumu，tahunbuzaiyi，yilianbeitong。
“gedediyidaolongyangjingqia，xuekuia！”
“shifukeshijiaodaiguo，zheidaojingqinengyunyangren.ti，zhinengjizijizuiaidenvren，ai，jiuneimebianyileta！”
“douguaineisilaotouzi，yifenqianbujiwo，jiurangwoxiashandahailaozhenzhaoweihunqi，bidewozhinengcuodianerdaliwanmai！”
linfengkuzheyizhanglian，xinqingfuza。
tacicixiashanrenwujianju，yaozhaoshifujitaanpaidejiugeweihunqiyiyiwuse，tiaojigezuixihuandejiehunyingfulaotouerdecuihun。
qici，haiyaozhaodaonianyoushisandemeimei，dangnianjiaporenwanghou，linfengbeishifusuojiu，meimeiquebuzhisuozong。
erzuizhongyaode，tayaochachudangniandaozhilinjiahuimiedegenyuan，baozheixuehaishenchou！
zheishishuxidehaomadalaidianhua，linfengpingjingxinshen，jietong。
“喂，变态你好。”
“wangbadan！！nigesiliumanghaihaoyisishuo！zhongwushierdiandaoshenghaojiudianlai，woyaoyansudihenitantan，yaoshiganbulai，hengheng！”
shuowan，tajiuguaduanledianhua。
linfengyilianwuyu：“zheichenglinvrendoushenmepihaoa，gegezichengwo？”
“yuewoqujiudian，ze，yidingyoushiyigetantuxiaoyemeisedezhanv！ai，chenglitaolushen。”
电话那端。
fangyirenguaduandianhua，shumenshuludilaidaoleguimijia，yijinmenjiuheleyitiao。
“qinaide，nizuowanzaijialidazhangni？”
wunei，jiangaoxuecongfangjianlijiannandizouchulai。
taxinxudibaibaishou：“meishi，zuotianheduolenaotengde，zenmele？”
“我和你说！”
fangyirendunshinuqichongchongdizuodaoshafashang：“haijidewohenishuoguodeneimen，wohaichuanzheniaobushishijiubeidingxiadewawaqinma？”
“ng，neigenitiantiantucaodexiangxiatulaomao。”
jiangaoxuediandiantou，jizijidaolebeishui。
“zuowanqisiwole，yeyedatandaotalaileyecheng，rangwoyaoqingtalaijiazhongzuoke，wojitadadianhuaguoqu，tajuranzai……zaiherenneishenme！”
fangyirenqiaolianshangpiaoshangliangduohongyun。
“neinvrenyebukanruer！neishengyintingzhehaiyoujifenershuni！”
taxiaolianshangyifentianying，quemeihaoyisishuo，zijizhengzhengtingleshisangexiaoshi。
jiangaoxuelianseweibian，chadianmeibeiyikoushuiqiangsi！
zheijuqingyoujifenyanshu……
“nishuo，zheizhongweihunfunengyaoma？heneilang.dang.nvjianzhishiyiduihuohai。”
“woyijingyueletajianmian，daihuijiuhetashuoqingchu，bixujiechuhunyue！wojiushicongzheitiaoxiaqu，siwaibian，yebuhuihezheizhongrenjiehun！”
“nishuozanliangzaneimedaomei？weihunfudoubushishenmehaodongxi。”
fangyirenmadeqijing，huranpiejianzhuoshangyizhangzhouzhoubabademingpian：“yi，zheishishenme？”
naqiyikan，shangmianheranxiezhe。
“diedasunshangzenmeban？yangkuishenxuzenmeban？jiuchilinshidaliwan！zhiyaojiujiuba！”
“meishenme，menfenglisaidexiaoguanggao！”
jiangaoxuelianmangcheguo，suishoudiujinlelajitongli，xinluanruma。
biqitaneigezhengriliulianhuacong，buzhidaohuohaileduoshaonvhaidewankuweihunfu，zuoyeneigeqingnian，daohaihaoshangjifen。
erqieduiyuhunyue，yirenzhishaohaiganzhijietichufandui。
neizijini？hewangjiadelianyin，haowukenengfankang……
fangyirenmeizhuyidaojiangaoxueguaiyideshense，ziguziqishendao：“kuaihuanshenyifu，nipeiwoqujianjianneigezhanan！”
“woyaorangtazhidao，huaxindelaihamayibeizichibushangtianerou！”