naozijicunchu——haohuabieshu。yidongtishenxingnao，ndongyongbupilaoo(￣▽￣)ｄ
土豪大佬们——
幸运卡来一张——
暴富卡来一张——
……
“xiaohuozi，wokannigugeqingqi，bishiyoudafuqizhiren！”
zhengzhunbeidachedeshenxiuyuanbeilubianbaitansuanmingdelaozhelazhelailezheimeyiju。
shenxiuyuanzuijiaoyilie，lele。
gugeqingqi，bugaishilianwuqicaima？
buguo，youdafuqi？zheihuataxihuan！
“dafuqi？”tacoujinlaozhe，“woyihoushibushihuihenyouqian？”
laozhelvlelvhuxu，“chabuduoba。”
shenxiuyuanshuangyanfangguang，henshizijueditaochuwushikuaishuangshoufengshang，“dashi，xishuo！”
laozhejieguoqian，laguoshenxiuyuandezuoshoukanleqilai。
kanzhekanzhe，tacuqimeitou，youzixidingzheshenxiuyuandeliankan，shenseyejianjianningzhonglexuduo。
shenxiuyuanbeikandexinlimaomaode，“dashi，zenme？”
laozheyaoyaotou，guolepiankecaiyouyouchusheng：“cuole，cuole……”
“什么错了？”
laozhebudafanwen：“xiaohuozi，nizheixiaobanshengguodehenyibanba？”
shenxiuyuantingle，xindao：guoranyoudiandongxi！
“确实很一般。”
tabuzhidaoqinshengfumushishei，congxiaozaigueryuanzhangda。
shiliusuiconggueryuanchulai，meiyouzaishangxue，zaozaochuleshehui。
zheijinian，taganguobushaogongzuo，zhuanlexieqian，yehualebushao。
meitanguolianai，yinweitashenzhitajibuleduifanghenhaodeshenghuo。
dangran，bushimeiyourenxihuanta，dantayebusha，zhidaoneixierenjibenshangdoushitutadeshenzi。meiyisi！
laozhexiaoxiao：“cuowudelinghun，ziranyoucuowuderensheng。”
“什么意思？”
“jianeryanzhi，nibushuyuzheili，bushizheigeshijiederen。”
shenxiuyuanxinlidunshizhihushangdang：“woshuowoshiqinshihuang，nixinma？”
“不信！”
“wohaiyiweinixinni！”shenxiuyuanlengheng，“laotouer，xiacixiangpianrenyezhaogekaopudiandeliyouba，niyebupaaida！”
“piannimeiyouyiyi。xiaohuozi，tianwaiyoutian。zuiduosantian，nijiuhuixinle。”
“hehe，nishuodedoudui！”
zheizaolaotouzi，zhenshihuaidehen！
jintianyejiushitaxinqinghao，yaoburan，taneishabaodadequantoukebushichisude。
shenxiuyuanlandehetaduoshuo，zhuaguogangjichuqudewushikuai，mamalieliedizoule。
he！tabushizheigeshijiederen？neitashishei？guima？
tabushuyuzheili？neitashuyunali？
搞笑！
……
“shenxiuyuan，bieyiweinizhuangsizheijianshijiuzheimesuanle！”
“dui！haochendidishentibenlaijiubuhao，tahaiganjianghaochendidituijinshuichi，jianzhigaisi！”
“zheizhongxinshubuzhengdebaiyanlang，dangnianjiubugaijiangtajiehuilai。”
“erjie，tayizhibizheyan，buhuizhensileba？”
“huohaiyiqiannian！tabuguoshizhuangsixiangtaobizerenbale！”
“heng！taxiangzhuangsi，yeyaokanwomenyuanbuyuanyi！”
……
吵死了！
yunyunchenchendeshenxiuyuanzhijuedeerbianyouwushuzhicangyingzaifei，chaodetadoubunenghaohaoshuijue。
nulidixianlexianchenzhongdeyanpi，xiangkankandaodishisheineimeguozaoraotaqingmeng。jieguohaimeizhengyan，yipenlengshuidoutoupolai。
“哗——”
shenxiuyuanlengdeyigejiling，mengranyizhengyanjiukanjiansangenianqingmeinvfenranzhanzaizijimianqian。
“kan！wojiushuotashizhuangdeba？”
“shenxiuyuannizhenexin，jingranzhuangsi！jixuzhuanga，zenmebuzhuangle？”
shenxiuyuanzhoumei，tazhuangshenmele？
haiyou，tamenjige……sheia？
zhengyihuozhe，naozituranduntongleyixia，xuduohuamianruzoumadengbanqiqiyongjinnaohai——
guolepianke，kanguoxuduochuanyuexiaoshuodetahuangranmingbaiyijianshi——ta，haoxiangyechuanle？
haichuanchenglehaomendashaoye！
tagangzhunbeixixi，yuanzhudeneixiejiyilikejiurangtabuxixile。
yuanzhuyejiaoshenxiuyuan，shiyuanchenghaomenshenjiacongxiaozoudiudezhenshaoye。
wunianqian，yuanzhubeishenjiazhaohui，faxianshenjiaduoleyigeyangzishenhaochen。
yuanzhuduoniandedianpeiliuli，haoburongyiyongyoulejiaren，shifenzhenxi，jiejinsuonengqutaohaojiaren，zhiweilenenggourongruzheigedajiating。
kexi，tadefeixintaohaoheweiquqiuquanbingbubeijiarenkanzaiyanli，juedetaaiyanyouduoyu。
fumumoshita，sigejiejieqingshita。jiarendeaiheguanzhu，quanjileyangzishenhaochen。
bujinruci，shenhaochenshibushidehaiyaozaizangxianhaita。
jiubiruzheiyici，shenhaochenshejizaizangbeiyuanzhutuirushuichixianruhunmi。yuanzhubuchengrenshizijituide，benjiuqinaodejigejiejie，zhijiejiangyuanzhuguanjinyiyuantaipingjian，meiqimingyueyaotahaohaofansheng。
yuanzhujiuzheimehuoshengshengdebeihesile，tayezaizheigeshihouchuanleguolai……
xiangqineigesuanminglaozheshuodeshenmetayoudafuqizheizhonghua，tadourenbuzhuxiangmaren。
gangchuanguolaijiumianduizheizhongsantanghuishendejumian，jiashangyuanzhuzaizheigejiadechujing……
ze！zheizhongfuqi，sheiaiyaoyao，fanzhengtabuxiangyao！
“沈修远，说话！”
shuohuade，shishenjiaer**shennianshuang。
shenxiuyuanmoleyibalianshangdeshuizi，“shuoshenme？”
“niwenwomen？wokannishifanshengdehaibugou！”sanjieshenshiyuyanhannuyi，“niweishenmeyaotuihaochen？zheimelengdetian，haochenshentihaibuhao，nidexinzenmeneimeheineimehuai？”
kanyiyantangzaibingchuangshangmeizhengyandeshenhaochen，shenxiuyuanchaonongdao：“wotuita？sheikanjianle？”
sijieshenyaqifennukaikou：“nihaiyaojiaobian？！neilijiunihehaochenlianggeren，tazongbuhuizijitiaoxiaqu，bushinihainengyoushei？”
“haiyou，nacibushiniquzhaorehaochen？shenxiuyuannijiuneimejiandehuangma？”
“wolandetingnijiaobian，”erjieshennianshuangzhizhebingchuangbiandekongdi，“niguolaiguizaizheili，xianghaochenchanhui。”
shenxiuyuanmeixinyitiao，“shenmewanyier？”
cale！zheishishenmeqipayaoqiu？
shennianshuangningmeikanzheta，zongjuedetajintianyoudianerbuyiyang，buzaixiangzhiqianneiyangweiweinuonuo，tamenrangtaganshenmejiuganshenme。juranhaixuehuifanwenle，haidiaoerlangdangde。
简直不像话！
“woshuo，niguizaizheilixianghaochenchanhui，tashenmeshihouxing，nijiuguidaoshenmeshihou！”
shenxiuyuantaiyangxuezhibuzhutiaoletiao，gangyaoduihuiqu，jiupiejianbingchuangshangdeshenhaochendezuijiaojikuaidigoulegou。
啧！
这混球！
竟然装死？！
真找打！
shenxiuyuanhurangailezhuyi，tazhanqishenlai，sixiaofeixiaodikanzheshennianshuangjiemeisanren，“nimenquedingyaowoguita？”