biaozhundelengbaipi，zaihaishizheizhongziwaixiangaodeherendedifang，nanshengdaduoshudoushishaideyouhei。
pianpianzhoujingshenhaoxiangtianshengjiushaibuheiyiyang，shenzhibizhengtianfangshaidenvsheng，haiyaobaishangjifen。
zheiyishunjian，jiqianqianhaoxiangdiuleshen，shalenglengdidingzhenanrendeliankan。
好牛逼一张脸！
zhoujingshenjiantafadai，cuilexia，“huo。”
jiqianqianzheicaihuiguoshenlai，erchuiweiweifatang，shoulinazhedahuoji，coujinnanren。
shouzhiqingqingbokaidahuojidegaizi，muzhihuadongchilun，meidashang。
tayoushileyici，haishimeidashanghuo，zhengyaoshidisanci，yishuangxiuzhangdeshou，wozhuletadeshou。
muzhidaizhetademuzhi，tatingdaodahuojichilunhuadongdeshengyin，yishulanzisedehuomiaomaolechulai。
tadeshixianli，nanrenneizhangfangdadejunyanjiucouleguolai。
zhoujingshenzuiliyaozheyan，huomiaobayanzhidianran，liangrendejulihenjin，jindaotanenggouqingxidikandaonanrenlianshangdejifuwenli。
pifubaixixini，tianshenghaokandechunse，xiangshihuiguhuorenxindenanyaojing。
nanrendianranleyanzhihou，jiusongkaileshou，wangshafadekaobeiyikao，xileyikou，huanhuantuchuyikouyanquan。
jiqianqianchuixiatou，dingzhezijichuanzhetuoxiedejiaojian，shouxinmaohan，beinanrenchupengdaodeshoubeifangfohaicanliuzheyuwenhedianliu。
zhoujingshenxilejikouyanzhihou，kanletayiyan，wenleju，“nishenshangshenmewei？”
jiqianqiantaiqigebowenlewen，“shenmewei？”
zhoujingshenxiangqiletaganggangchileyezidong，nanguaishenshangyougunaixiangnaitiandeyenaiwei。
“nihaiyouyezidongma？”jiqianqianwen。
zhoujingshenxiaolexia，zhanqishen，“dainichuquchi。”
jiqianqiangenshangnanrendejiaobu，youxieweinan，“danshiwogegebushiyaohuilailema，wanyitahuilaizhaobudaowozenmeban？”
zhoujingshentingxiajiaobu，“nigehuilaihaiyaoyiduanshijian，wozhidaoyougediandeyezidongtebiehaochi，nibuxiangqushishi？”
bieshuwaibianchuanlaichaopaodehongmingsheng。
shaonvdeyanshenshunjianliangleqilai，xiaosuibupaochuqu，“wogehuilaile！”
yiliangxuankudelanbojiniduyao，zhengzaihuanhuanshirubieshu，zaiyuanzilitingwen。
“ge！”jiqianqianxingfendiduizhejixingzhouzhaoshou。
jixingzhougangxialeche，yidaojiaoxiaodeshenyingjiuchaozhetachongleguolai，baozhuletadeyao。
“ge，nizenmecaihuilaia，wohuihaishi，niyebulaijiewo，neimeduonianbujian，nandaonijiuwanglewozheigemeimeilema？”
jiqianqianqinnididuizhejixingzhousajiao，xiaozuibabade，fangfoyoushuobuwandehua。
jixingzhoumolemoshaonvdenaodai，“wonalihuiwangleni，yaobushimamashuonishentibuhao，burangwoqudaraoni，wokendingzaojiuqukannile。”
“gege，rangwokankanni，nihaoxiangbianlehenduo，hexiaoshihoubuyiyangle，nanguaiwohuilaideshihou，haihuirencuoren。”
“rencuoren？”jixingzhouyitaimou，jiukandaolezhanzaimenkoudezhoujingshen。
buzhidaoshishenmeshihouchuxianzaimenkoude。
nanrendanshouchadou，zhanzaimenkoudejietishang，zhengzaitunyuntuwu，yanshenwangzhetamenzheibian。
jixingzhoudaizhejiqianqianzouguoqu，hanletayisheng，“shenge。”
zhoujingshenmeiying，yanshenhaiyoudianzeguaideyiwei，jixingzhounamen，tashinalidezuileshengema？
好像也没有吧。
zhoujingshenzhuanshenjiuwangbieshulizou。
jixingzhoukanzhejiqianqianwen，“nigangcaishibushireshengeshengqile。”
jiqianqianyaotou，“meiyou，duile，woganggangjiushibatarenchengnile，tajiaoshengeshima？”
“taquanmingjiaozhoujingshen，shinigegewodehaodaer。”jixingzhoudashangshaonvdejianbanghetajieshiliangrenzhijiandeguanxi。
“haodaer？gegenishenmeshihouyouerzile？neiwosaozishishei？”
“buduia，nineimenianqing，zenmejiuyouzheimedadeerzini？”shaonvyangzhetou，yiliantianzhendewen。
jixingzhoushunjianjiuyezhule，jiqianqianzidachusheng，naozijiubiyibandexiaohaifayudeman，suiranyijingzhiliaohaole，danshihenduoshiqing，lijiedebijiaoman。
tanaixinjieshi，“zheigeerziheneigeerzibuyiyang，zongzhijiushiguanxihenhao。”
“suoyinimenshihaopengyouduima？”shaonvyouwen。
jixingzhoumolemotadenaodai，“dui，hentiedepengyou。”
liangrenniyiyanwoyijudezoujinlebieshu。
ketingliweimanlebijinimeinv，jixingzhouaonaodipailepainaomen。
“geweijiejiemeimeimen，jintianmafannimenxianhuijia，xiacizailaiwan。”
bijinimeinvmenyigeyigeduizhejixingzhouhezhoujingshenpaomeiyan，feiwen，ranhoujiulehehedizoule。
bieshudedjbeijixingzhouguandiaole，renyesanwanle，biandeanjinglexialai。
“nizaiwaimianxiaosajiusuanle，haibameinvquanbuganzoule，nijigeyisi？”zhoujingshenyinyangfahua。
“zheibushihaiyouxiaopengyouzaima，kebiedaihuailewomei。”jixingzhoumozhejiqianqiandenaodai，duizhezhoujingshenshuodelizhiqizhuang。
zhoujingshenkanleyanshaonv，yishuangqinglinglingdeyuanyan，youdayouhei，haishilulude，heibaifenming，ganjingdemeiyouyisizazhi，yikanjiushibeijialibaohudehenhaodexiaojiaohua。
tazouxiangjiqianqian，fuxiashenzi，liangrensimuxiangdui，duizhetaxiaodeyouguyouyu，“kanzaimeimeidemianzishang，zheijianshiwojiubujijiaole。”
jiqianqianduizhetazhalezhayan，butaitingdemingbai。
gegehezhoujingshenbushihenhaodepengyouma？weishenmehaiyaokantademianzini？
tadeshixianzailiangrenzhijianlaihuidaliang。
zhoujingshenzhanzhishenzi，molemotadenaodai，zhijuedezheiyangdetamomingdeyoudiankeai。
“worenyehuilaile，nikeyizoule。”jixingzhouzaishafashangtangxia，yishuangdazhangtuijiazaimianqiandeaizhuoshang。
zhoujingshenzaijixingzhoushenpangzuoxia，yifudayeyang，“sheishuowoyaozoule，tiandouheile，jieniyijiankefang，zongkeyiba。”
nanrendehuasuiranshishuojijixingzhoude，danshiyanshendeyuguangqueshifangzaizhanzhedeshaonvshenshang。
jixingzhoujiugentingdaoleshenmelebudededongxiyiyang，“nibushixianwobieshunvrenduo，zangma？zenmejintianjiuzaiwozheilishuile？”
“feihuaneimeduo。”zhoujingshenhui。
jiqianqianturanxiangqilai，jintianmamajiaodaideshiqing，kanleyiyanshijian，tianyijingwanquanheile。
tasangqidechuitou，“jintianmamajiaowolaihannihuijiachifande，danshizheigedian，tamenzaojiuchiwanle。”
ranhoutayoumolemoshenshang，“woshoujini！”
xiaoshuo《bendantianmeibeigegedexiongdidingshangle》di3zhangshidujieshu。