zhengwenwucp,nvzhufeishadiao,xinggepiantuxiang;
xiaobaiwen,huijinliangluojiheli;
fangyigenaozijicunchuba~
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正文:
“那蠢货醒了吗?”
“zheigexiangxiatubaozizhenshidiujinwoyanfudelianmian!”
“sheidoubielanzhewo!ben**jintianfeiyaojizhei**yigejiaoxun!”
chaochaorangrangdeshengyinyuanyuanchuanlai,jianhuojiazazhexiarendidideyingda,yuanzhonganjingdekongqishunjianrushuiruyouguobanfeitenghuofanqilai,binvmendouditouchuishouzhanzaiyipang,mobuzuosheng。
wunei,shamanweidong,yizhirouruowugudexianxianyushouconglitoutanchu,suijiyourenshangqiandishengwen:“san**,nizenmeyang?”
shaonvroulerouzhangtongdetaiyangxue,tingdaozheihuadediyifanyingjiushi——shenmeguidesan**?zaiminghezheimeduonianwozhongyutoutaichengfupole?
meidengtaduotanjiu,waimianchuanjinlaiyidaojianruibahudehesheng:“yanguitinijiwogunchulai!”
zheiyihoudefenliangrutaishanyading,shaonvdexinyixiazixiangshibeiyadaoleshichu,shoushangdongzuoyidun,yiguliupaqilaixiachuang。
chuangzhangbeiliaokaiguazaixiaoqiaodejingoushang,yitaitou,mianqianchuxianyizhangnenshengshuilingdeyuanlian。
duifangnalaiyijianfeiselvjinliuyunyanluoqunsihoutachuanshang,youfuzhetazuodaoshuzhuangtaiqiansihouzhuangfa,shaonvdanranziruorenyoutabainong,haiyouxinqingwenyiju“waimianshishei”?
shizexinlimimangdeyipi。
shenmeqingkuang?shangwanniandedengdai,zhongyurangtatoutailema?
zaiyixiangganggangtingjiandemingzi——yanguiti。
zongjuedezheimingziyouxieshuxia,zenmehetazhiqianzhuiguodeyibentaijianwenlidepaohuiyimoyiyang?
yihuozhe,erbianxiangqibinvyihuodeshengyin:
“san**,waimianshier**a。”
tingdao“er**”,yanguitiweiweilengshen,naozhonghuranlingguangyishan,daduandaduanmoshengdejiyiyongrunaohai。
jiankudenongjiashenghuo、churujingchenghegaomendetante、duiwuhuangzidefengkuangchilian……
tagangyinweibaofuershangyangdechunjiaoyixiazijiangzhule。
nandaoshuo,ta,tangtangmingjieyiba,xianzaishichuan、shu、le?!
tabenshimingjiedeyimoguhun,yinweilinghunzhuoqiguozhongerchichiwufatarulunhui,yushizhinengrifuyiridipiaodangzaiminghezhipan,jieminghezhongdehunlixidishenshangdewuzhuo。
liangqiannian,tazhongsuhunxing;
siqiannian,tahuifushenzhi;
liuqiannian,tahuifuwuganliushi;
baqiannian,tahuifuxinuaile;
wannian,minghebaohe,tazaicibeizhuoqiyidiandianqinshi;
zhidaoxianzai,tayijuexinglai,faxianzijituranbianchengleren!?
sanjieshenglingsihouxianxiamingjie,zairulunhui,danwufahuoshibuyuanlunhuidehunpobibijieshi,tamenzhiliuzaimingjie,sanjiaojiuliushenmeguidouyou,weiledafamanzhangdeshijian,tamenshenzhikaituoqilemingjiedeyewu。
neishujiushiyigelaoguixiede,yangyangsasaxieleqianbazhang,daozuihoucaifaxiangushiweiwan!
而这个时候,
lao、gui、tou、tai、le!
shujiucitaijianmeiyouxiawen。
hendetashizhuaxinnaogan,shaoxinshaofei,youshihouzaimingheyoudangdouyaoturantingxialaibaneilaoguimayibiandechengdu。
zheishibenyouzhenjiaqianjinyinchuyixiliegushidenvezhashangweixiaoshuo。
yuanzhumingjiaoyanguiti,rensheshigeshenjinghuachipaohui,tiantianzhuizhenanrenpaodeneizhong!
haoxiaoxi:shigezhenqianjin!
huaixiaoxi:shinvzhudediyitajiaoshi,qiequanjiadoushiweinvzhuxishengdepaohui!
yuanzhufuqinchushennanfangshizu,suiranshigefenzhi,qiexianzaiyijingluopo,danqigenjihaishiburongxiaoqu。
muqinjiazeshinanfangjujia,jiacaiwanguan,fukediguo。
liangxiangjiehe,jiashiyesuanxianhe,yanfuxianrenguozijianjijiu,yejiushizhongyangxuexiaoxiaozhang,yanjiayesuanchenggongdarujingchenghaomenquan。
zheibeijing,tuotuodenvzhuqianqipeizhi。
zhiyuzhenjiaqianjinshenfendewenti,haidecongshiliunianqianshuoqi。
yigeyutian,yanguitidemuqinhenvzhudemuqinzaitongyigesimiaolidanxianvying,nvzhumuqinjianyanmuchuyunxiuyizhefugui,bishichushendajia,bianyishiexiangdanbiansheng,chenzhexiarendadunjianglianggehaizitoutoudiaobao。
yizhidaoshiliunianhou,shiqushuangqindeyanguitiwuyijianliuluodaoluojing,eyunzaiyanmumacheqianbeidaihuiqu,youyinjiweixiangsideyangmaoyinqiyanmuzhuyi,houlaihaoyifanzhetengzhongyufaxianjialidenverbushizhennver!
jiuzheiyang,yanguitibeirenlehuiqu。
erhaomenshijiaderendouyouyigetexing:yaomianzi,zhongshixuemai。
yanguitibeirenhuihou,zhongxingaimingshangzupu,zhiyunvzhu,yanfuyanmujiguazhewangxideqingyi,jiangtarenzuoyangnv,zaifuzhongpaixingsi**。
zheishibennvzhunixidaliannvezhaxiaoshuo,yizhaozheigetexing,daohuosuozheibujiuchuxianlema!
yanfuyanmuxiangyaoboluanfanzheng,nvzhujuedetamenlengxinlengfei,zijizheimeduoniandeganqingjianzhiweilegou;
yanfuyanmujubanrenqinyan,nvzhujuedetamenzaijingchenghaomenshijiamianqianchuochuantadepingminshenfen,shiguyirangtanankan;
yanfuyanmuxuanbushoutaweiyinv,nvzhujuedetamenxuweiexin,bazijidanggongjuren,shixiangtongguozheizhongshilaiboyanqiu,zhuanhaomingsheng。
yishangzhongzhong,fanzhengnvzhujiushijuedezijihencan,beipaoqi,beichaonong,haiyoukushuobuchu!
dangshiyanguitikandeshihoubujuede,xianzaizijichengweiqizhongyiyuanhouhenxiangtucao:
yanjiaboluanfanzhengmingmingjiushizhongshixuemai!
yanjiajubanrenqinyanmingmingjiushiweilemibuqinnver!
yanjiashounizuoyinvmingmingjiushizaixiangzhongrenchuandiyanjiahaizhaozhenidexunxi!
niquehenshangtamen,xinlizenmezheimeyinan!?
zhudashenlinqijing,zaixianshuangbiao。
yanguitimolebalian,henxiangbaneilaoguizhualaiwenwendaodizenmexiangde?
zhengfannao,jiuting“hua!”deyisheng。
fangmenbeirentuikai,yigedabanshengqilingrendeshaonvqishixiongxiongdichuanglejinlai,kanjiantadaidaizuozaixiudengshang,likekuaibuzoujin,hengmeilengyandezhizhetakaima:
“nigechunhuojianzhidiurenxianyan!huilaibuguoyiyue,chouwenchuanbianluojing!”
“yihuilaijiuzhuizhewuhuangzidaochupao,tiantianxunsimihuo!nidaodiyaobuyaolian!”
“nikezhijingzhongrendouzenmebianpainide?hailianleiwomenfuzhongrenheniyiqichoumingyuanyang!”
shaonvpaozhangside,pangrengenbenmeiyouchazuidejihui,neishouzhichadianchuojinrenyanjingli,yanguitimomoliyuanlexie,budongshengsedidaliangta。
shaonvrongmaojiaoyannongli,zheyixihaitangsebanxiushanqiyaoruqun,gaowandefajishangzhuizhejinzanyuchai,shenshangyuzhuoyinhuanyigebushao,dayankanqubianshiguiqibiren。
shiyishangjiejiunengrangjiefeizhunquedingweide“renxinggps”。
yanguitimianshangpingjing,neixinxixue:
——【zheishierjieyanwenan?neibutuotuoyiyebaofuxiangmu?bangfeizuiaia!】
huayinjiaranerzhi,tuomohengfeideshaonvdailengzaiyuandi,pangbianyilianzhejidebinvhanyiyeshimudengkoudai。
嗯?什么鬼?
是谁在说话?
neigeshengyinhaoershu,haoxiangshisan**/mianqianzheigehuachide?
可她好像没张嘴啊!
hanyiyanleyankoushui,toutoubaxiabashouhuiqu,shuangyanliangjingjingkanzhechuangshangderen,xiangshiyaokanchuhualai。
“你——”
shaonvzhizheyanguiti,yanjingbukezhixindidengyuan,queshuobuchuyigezi。
yanguitiyihuo,wailewainaodai:
——【ng?zenmebushuohuale?】
biedejichibailiandeyanwenan:woneishibuxiangshuoma?woneishishuobuchuhua!
yebuzhiweihe,taganggangxiangkaikouzhiwenzheihuachishi,zuibajiuxiangzhanlejianghuyiyangzhangbukai,haibeiyiguwuxingzhiliezhuhoulongyaosongtaqujianyanwang。
cikebeizheimeyiji,tameixinsizaixiangzhiwendeshi,zhejijianjiaoyisheng:“yanguiti!”
“hanzheimedashengganshenme?woyoubulong。”yanguitiwuyudikanletayiyan,xinzhongbuyoudexiangqizheibenshudeqingjie。
zheibenshudiyijuhuajiushi:yanfusouchuyanweigutanwushouhuidezhengju,yizhimanmenchaojialiufang!eryangnvyanruoyunyinjiaruwuhuangzifutaoguoyijie。
zhihouyanruoyunhaihewuhuangzilianshoubazhanleyanfudejiachan。
燕归荑:……
haohaohao,yigepaohuinishizaijienantao,manmenpaohuinishimomingqimiao!
weilenvzhudekangzhuangdadao,zheishibuyiyulidihuohuoyanjiamanmena!
yaobushineilaoguitoutaizao,yanguitigaodidezhuaishanglaidageyibailingbabian!