军驻大营。
wuyiliuyuanruanzaimacheshangxiuxi，taxianxingbaijianhuangdi，bingjiangjinritingdaoyingerxinshengdeshixiangxichanshu。
wuyigangshuotanengtoutingdaoyingerxinshengshi，duanzhechabeidehuangdichadianyikouchapenchulai，yiliankanfengzidebiaoqing。
zhidaowuyishuodaotazhendegenjuxinshengzhuadaosanguoxizuo，huangdicaibianlelianse。
“zhenshixizuo？”huangdifangxiachabei。
wuyiguixiadao：“huibixia，jiumuqiandeshenxunlaikan，bajiubulishi。”
“jingyouzheibanqishi？”huangdidanshoufue，youxienanyihuishen，piankehoucaidao，“chunizhiwai，haiyouherentingdaoguozheizhizidexinsheng？”
wuyiyidun，gongshoudao：“huibixia。mojiangcengzaitingdaoxinshengshixunwenguoshenbianren，dantamenbiaoqingdouhenmengdong，suoyi，huoxuzhiyoumojiangyirentingdao。”
“zhiniyirentingdao？”huangdichenyinpianke，“dengdeng，niganggangshuo，nitoutingtaxinshengfaxiantashifanzeidiuchulaideyouer？”
“正是如此。”
“neihaizishibushilansedeyanjing？”
wuyishaozuosikao，dao：“shi。”
shuowan，taxinshengqiguai，lanseyanjingyoushenmeteshudedifangma？
huangdilikedao：“sudaitaguolai。”
wuyiyijing，lianmangdao：“bixiabukea！neizhiziyouxieshenqibujia，dandaodishifanzeiyonglaixingcideyouer，wanwanbukerangtaxianzaijinshena！mojiangxiangzhe，chenzheduodaiyingerzaiyingdifujinzhuanyoujitian，nengzaiduozhuageyigexizuoyeshihaode。”
huangdixiaoleyisheng，yaotoudao：“nihaizhenshiguanxinzeluan。nizixixiangxiang，yingeryijingbeidiuzaimalubianzuoyouer，xizuoyeyijingzicantouhufu，zhunbeijiasiwumieni。zheixiedoushibukenengfanhui、tuoyan、zhonglaideshouduan。
这代表什么？
daibiaofanzeidexingcijihuayijingshijianzaixianshangbudebufa，xianzaibuxuyaozaizhaoxizuo，tamenhuinayingerzuoyouer，womenhebujiangjijiuji，rangtamenyiweijihuachenggongjike。”
wuyihuangrandawu，shia，fanzeijiangyingerliuzailubian，bujiushixiwangbeitamenkanjianma？
tadoubayingerbaohuilaile，queshihelefanzeidemouhua。
可以将计就计啊！
“bixiashengming！”wuyigongshou，“jiruci，mojiangzheijiuquanpai。”
……
yuanruanshuileyigelanjuexinglai，haiweizhengyan，jiuchajueyourenzainietadeyingerfei。
哪里来的登徒子！
皇帝：……
哪里来的声音？
huangdisuzhelianjiangyuanruanqingqingjuleqilai，niutoukanxiangwuyidao：“ganggangkeshita？”
“……shideba。”wuyiweiweihanshou。
huangdideshixianhuanhuanluozaihuaizhongxiaoyingershenshang。
xiaoyingerzhouzheyizhangbaozilian，zhanlandeshuangmouyingmanlekundun，xiaoshoujinjindiwozaixiongqian，keaidelingrenxiangyaoyaoshangyikou。
tian，haoshuaia！jianzhimaobipanan！
皇帝：？
潘安又是谁？
suiranzhiqianyousuoxinlizhunbei，danzhentingdaoxiaoyingerdexinsheng，huangdineixinyijiushoudaolejidadechongji。
竟真有般神异！
zheihuibuhuishishangtianteyijixiaguodexiangrui？！
cishi，butongyuruannuotongyindeshengyinxiangqi：
tiannasuzhu，nizenmehuitangzaitahuaili，zheikeshihuangdi！xiaguohuangdia！
zhenda？！guaibudeqichangermiba，kanqilaibiwuyihaiyaoweiwubaqi！
tabuguangshuaia！tahaishiyigechaojidaguazhuni！wodetian，wokanjianhaoduoyutayouguandeguatengle，kexi99%deguashihuisede，bunengmashangdiankai！
youjigediankaijigekankanma！
皇帝神情一凛。
tayinhuidichongwuyizuolegeshoushi。
wuyilikegongshentuixia，tongshijiangjunzhangfujinxingzoudegongnv、taijianquanbudaizou，ranhouliuxiawushiqinbingchengdaquandefangshishouzaijunzhangwaiwei。zuowanzheiyiqiehou，wuyicaizhongxinhuiguijunzhang。
wuyigangmaibujinqu，tongyangyetingdaoxinsheng：
biruzheigedagua，suzhunizhidaohuangdiweihehuibeixingcima？！yinweitabushitaihoudeqinerzi！
shenme？！huangdibushitaihoudeerzi！
对啊，这瓜**吧！
吴毅：！！！
tatongkongdizhen，zheiguashi**。
就是太**了。
kanlaitadesijieshiyaotiqianlaile。
wuyijiangyingdizhanzaijunzhangmenkou，jinyebushituiyebushi，cengjingwanrenzhanyebucengruanruodeyoubei，cikequezaiweiweifazhan。
huangdishouzhiqingzhan，banshang，tahuanhuanfangxialechabeidao：“dajiangjunfangxin，guolaizuo。”
wuyishenxiyikouqi，jixiedishangqianzuoxia。
huangdianfudao：“zhenzaoyizhixiao。”
吴毅惊讶抬头。
zheishi，erpanyouxiangqiruannuodeshengyin。
**shi**，suoyishizhenjiahuangdidejuben？zhenlongziqianfuzaiwai，yichaodezhizhenxiang，suoyimouhualexingci，shiyaoduohuizijideyiqie？
bushibushila。huangdisuibushitaihouqinerzi，dantashixiandiyuhujideerzi，zhishibeitaihoubaoguoquhouhuangchengshiqinzi，xuetongfangmianmeiwenti。zheishi，huangdizijiyezhidao。
shenme？dashuaigezijiyezhidao？
dui。hujisongchugongdegongnvteyizhaoshanghuangdishuominglezheijianshi。tahaigaosuhuangdi，huangdizhiqianzisijingchangyaozhe，jiushiyinweitaihouhuixianyibujianchayinger，ruguoshilanyanjingjiuyansi。
huangdiduizheifanhuabenlaihaihenyouyu，jieguojinnianxinchushengdeyiduilongfengtai，huangnvguoranshilanyanjing，huangdizheicaipairenchecha，faxianyixiezhengju，tajiuxinle。
吴毅：！！！
tabuganzhixindiniutoukanxianghuangdi，danzhuyidaohuangdichenxialaideshense，youlianmangdixiatou。
huangdiyezhongxinditoukanxiangyinger，juranlianzheizhongmixindouzhidao，haizhenshiyouxieshenxing。
qiazaizheishi，menwaihuranchuanlaishengyin，yiweiqinweizoulejinlai，gongshoudao：“jiangjun，fujinyounongfuhaotaodakushuo，shuodajiangjunqiangqiangtadehaizi，xiwangdajiangjunnengfangren。”
wuyilengmodao：“huangtang！junyingzhongdi，qinengrongrenhunao，ganchuqu。”
zheishi，naohaizhongdeshengyinyouyicixiangqi：
suzhu，niyouqinlinchiguadiyixianchangle！
说说说！
suzhu，waimiankuhaodenongfujiushizhiqianjiniweicaitangdeneige！biekantazaiwaimianxiangpofuyiyangnahan，qishilaocongmingle，tahuiyixianshangchenguodouchengditudemingyiqiujian。huangditamenyidinghuizhaojian。
zheishi，qinweimanlianweinandao：“jiangjun，neilaofurenzichengqifujunzaichenguofuzexiumu，zhixiaoyitiaonenganquantongwangchenguodouchengdedixiaditu，taxiwangyongzheigeqiujianjiangjun，yijiaohuansunerdexingming。”
皇帝：……
吴毅：……
juranhaizhenru“xitong”suoyan。
liangrenlianshangdebiaoqingyouxieweimiao，biciduishileyiyan，wuyidao：“rangneilaofujinlai。”
haola，guoranshizhaojianjinlai。ai，suzhuzheiyeshinizuihouyigeguale。tangpingdengzhetoutaiba。
haolei，zaikandameinanyiyan，biyan。
皇帝：？
吴毅：？
dengdeng，shinishuowomenhuizhaojiancaizhaojiandea！
zadi，zhaojianjinlaidajiajiuyaosile？
说清楚啊！
huangdikanzheanxiangbiyandeyinger，zuijiaoweiweichouchu，tayihuishou。
wuyilikeqishendao：“dengdeng，xianbierangtajinlai。”
qinweixianxiehualeyijiao，danhaishigongshoudao：“shi。”
yi？qiguai，huangdizenmechuerfanera！suzhuxingxing，youzhuanjile。
真哒，为啥啊！
huangdihewuyitongshishuqierduo。
是啊，快说为何！