第1章 大型社死现场

【架空世界】

daxinggongkaikeshang,jibaigerendedajiaoshili。

yangguangtouguojiaoshidechuanghu,banbodisazaidingningdelianshang。

tazuozaijiaoshidezuihouyipai,shouzhizaishoujipingmushangfeikuaidihuadong,yuduogenvshengdeliaotianchuangkoujiaotishanshuo。

turan,jiaoshilidedapingmu“shua”diyixialiangqi,yuanbenyinggaibofangjiaoxueshipindepingmu,cikequebianchengledingningdeshoujijiemian。

“zheishisheideshoujima?tazenme……”

“tianna,tatongshihezheimeduonvshengliaotian!”

“zhanana,zhenshimeixiangdao!”

“真的好会调情!”

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zhouweideyilunshengrutongchaoshuibanyonglai,dingningzheicaizhuyidaozijideshoujitoufangdaopingmushangle。

tahuangluandixiangyaoguandiaoshouji,quefaxianshoujisihubiandesijile。

cishidapingmudeneirongdinggezaitayuxiaohuaxialingxideliaotianjilu。

dingningjixialingxidebeizhushi【tedahaofeiyuxialingxi】

tedahaofeiyu:“laogong,qinwoyixia,wojinifahongbao”

buchicai(ding):“mugua”

tedahaofeiyu:“nizhiaiwoyigema?”

buchicai:“dangranlebaobei,woxinlizhiyouniyigeren。”

dingdong,hongbao52000,131400daozhang。

tedahaofeiyu:“laogongwoainiyishengyishi,shiqitarendeyibaibeiyou。”

buchicai:“woyeaini。”

tedahaofeiyu:“laogong,nibabamamadidimeimeishushuayiyeyenainaidebinghaolemei。”

buchicai:“haimeini,qishiwoyoushengbingleni。”

hongbao1000000daozhang。

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“tainiubile,woyaoshinenghexiaxiaohuazuopengyoujiuhaole,woyaotiantianshengbing。womenquanjiadezuzongdoucongguancailiqilaishengbingle。”

“nvshengkeyima?wokeyigentatietieyou,qianbuqiandebuzhongyao,zhuyaoshiwoshizhenxinde。”

“kanbakanba,nimenguitiandenvshenkenengshirenjiadetiangou。”

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jiaoshilijibaihaorenyuanbenzhengrehuochaotianditaolunzhegezhonghuati,cikequebeiyidaoturuqilaidenuhoushengdapoleyuanyoudexuanxiao。

“goule!jintianwoyaowadisanchibaniwachulai。kankannishihefangshensheng。”

xialingxizhongyuwufarenshouneixindefennu,tamengdizhanqishen,shuangshouhenhendipaileyixiazhuozi,fachuqingcuidexiangsheng,dashengdihandao,shengyinzaijiaoshilihuidang。

jiaoshilideqifenshunjianxianruleduanzandechenmo,yuanbencaozadejiaotanshengjiaranerzhi,suoyourendemuguangdoubuyueertongdijujiaozaitashenshang。

xialingxidexinzhongchongmanleshiwanghefennu,tameixiangdaozijizhenxinduidaidewangliannanyoujingshirucibukan,jiaotantiaochuan。

gangrenshishi,tamenzaiwangshangliaotian,tabeiduifangdewenrouhetitiesuoxiyin,jianjiandiliangrenyueliaoyueshuxi,zuizhongfazhanchenglelianrenguanxi。

tacengyiweizijizhaodaolezhenai,wushucidihuanxiangzheyuduifangjianmiandechangjing,ranermeidangtatichujianmianshi,duifangzongshiyigezhongliyoujujue。

taxialingxishigechunaizhanshi,neixincuiruodechunaizhanshihuoxuhuitoujiangzijin,danshitabuhui,tahuirangtahouhui,rangtafuchujudadedaijia,chunaizhanshidenuhuoniwufaxiaoshou。

zuozaijiaoluolidedingningtingdaoxialingxidenuhousheng,xinzhongyijin,tataiqitouquebuganzhishixialingxidemuguang。

tayishidaozijideyutangtafangle,taxianzaibixuzhijiepaolu,tazhishigexiaoxiami,xiaoxiamidiaoshangdashayu,jieguokenengbugoujirenjiasaiyafengde。

shangyishidedingning,shigeguer,yizhibeiwulianglaobanpua,meitianbeipojiabanzhishenye,zuizhongnianjiqingqingyinguodulaoleierlishi。

tasihouzhongshengzaizheigeshijie,jieshoulezheigeshenti,tafaxianzheijuxinshentidezhurenyeshigeguer,chulewaibiaobijiaojunmeizhiwai,qitadeyiwusuoyou。

taxiangxiangshangyicinuligongzuo,haohaozhuanqian,ranerxianshizaicijiletachenzhongyiji,tafaxianzheigeshijiebingmeiyoutaxiangxiangzhongdeneimemeihao,putongrenzhendeguodehenjiannan。

zaizheigeshijie,caifalinli,gegeshilixianghuzhengdou,tamenxiangpangdadeyinyingyiyanglongzhaozhezhenggeguojia。

tamenkongzhilezhengzhi、jingjihejunshidefangfangmianmian,ruguofeiyaoshuoyumougeguojiaxiangsidehua,dingningxiangdaoleqianshidebangziguo。

xiashicaifashiguoneijidachaojicaifazhiyi,erxialingxizeshixiashicaifadedushengnv。

duiyudingningzheigexiaoyuxiaoxialaishuo,tadeyutanglijingranyanglexialingxizheitiaodashayu,zheijianzhishiyichangzainan。

“cangtiana,dadia,baoyouwozheicinenggouhuaxianweiyiba。”

dingningzaixinzhongmomodiqidaozhe,shuangshouheshifangzaixiongqian,fangfozheiyangnenggouweitadailaiyisianweiheliliang。

“wangmishu,wozheilichuleyixiejinjiqingkuang,xuyaonilijidaishangyibaimingbaobiaoguolai。”taxinzhongdenuhuorutongjijiangpenfadehuoshan,jixuzhaodaochukou。

guaduandianhuahou,xialingxishenxileyikouqi,tajuedingyaocaiqugengyanlidecuoshi,jiangzheijianjiaoshituantuanweizhu,burangrenherenyoujihuitaotuo。

tayaorangneigebeipanta、qipiantaderenfuchuyingyoudedaijia。

xialingxideshuangyanshanshuozhejiandingdeguangmang,tazoudaojiaoshidemenkou,minglingshouxiajiangmenjinjinsuozhu。

ranhou,takaishizaijiaoshililaihuixunshi,muguangxilidisaoguomeiyigerendelianpang。

“wodouyaoyigeyigejianchanimendeshouji,ruguoniyaowenpingshenme,jiupingzheixuexiaoshiwojiakaide,nimenbuxiangdaizaizheili,keyigunchuqu。”

xialingxideshengyinlenglieerjuejue,tademeiyigezidourutongbingzhuiyibanciruzaichangmeiyigerendexinzhong。

neixieyuanbenhaizaiqieqiesiyu、jiaotoujieerdexueshengmen,cikedouyaquewusheng,tamenbeixialingxideqishisuozhenshe,buganyousihaodefankang。

xialingxidequantoujinjindiwozhe,tadezhijiashenshendiqianrurouzhong,dantaquefangfoganjuebudaotengtongyiban。

taxinzhongdenuhuoyijingranshaodaolejidian,tayaorangneigerangtadiujinlianmianderenfuchucantongdedaijia。

“nirangwodiulezheimedaderen,zheiciwofeiyaoniqiushengbudeqiusibuneng。”

xialingxizaixinzhongmomodifashi,tadeshengyinsuirandichen,danquechongmanlewujindefennuhejuejue。

“ruguonizixuweinanren,youyongqimianduiyiqiehouguo,erbushirangwuguderentinichengdan,neimenijiuyinggaizhudongzhanchulai。woxiwangwoaiderenbushiyigesongbao。”

xialingxideshengyinlenglieerjianding,taduizhezaichangdesuoyourenlenglengdishuodao,muguangruju,sihunengchuantoumeiyigerendexinling。

raner,duiyudingninglaishuo,shibushinanrenzheigebiaoqianbingbuzhongyao。

tabuhuibeizheixiekongdongdeyanlunsuobangjia,gengbuhuiyincierdongyaozijijinkuaitaozoudejuexin。

taxinzhongzhiyouyigeniantou,neijiushijinkuaijiangshoujichulidiao,ranhouchenzhejianchashihunluandejushitaozhiyaoyao。

xiangtazheiyangde“yangyuren”,yibandoushiyoulianggeshoujide。

tagengezhongyuliaotiandeshoujishigebeiyongji,yushitajiangshoujiguanji,chenzhebierenbuzhuyi,zhijiecongsanlourengdaoxiabiandecaopingshang。