第1章

linbadalu,kangtixilingchi。

qianwubinghuanhuansuxing,lengdezhidaduosuo。

zheitouguhanyiyouruwanjianchuanxin,mofeibingduyaorangwoliangliang?

qianwubingyixijide,ceshiyangle,jiugelizaijia,dengdaijiuzhi……

zhengkaiyan,huangusizhou,tajingdaile!

yingmianpulaiyibolanghua,shuizhongpiaofudequanshirentou,tianshangfeiwudefangruoshenming。

erziji,queyouruyiyefuping,jinlutoubu,paozaishuizhong。

“nandaowobeibingdujihaile?”

千无病满心狐疑,

“这到底是哪?

地狱,还是天堂?”

tayanshenmimang,huangruozuomeng。

turan,linlinhanqiqinrutadedanao,wushujiyixiangjuedidehongshuichongjierlai。

“tiana!woshishentisuoxiao,haishilinghunchuanyue?”

千无病满脸惊愕,

“sha?zheijingranshirentineibushijie?”

duqujiyi,tashunjianmingbai,zijichuanyuechengle,yigeganggangpoqiaoerchudekangti。

kezheikangti,juranshiyouxianzuzhiluanfuhuaercheng?

不对!

zairentineibu,zenmehuiyouxianzu?

nulisousuo,qianwubingfaxianjiyizhong,xianzuxinxijishao。

zhizhixianzuzhiluan,jingxilingchifuhua,bianchengkangti,kechuanchengjiyi,kehuoxiuxianzige。

“哈哈,修仙?”

xiangdaozijiyouyuhuafeishengdejihui,qianwubingpoxiaochusheng。

takaishichongjingchengxianhoupaishandaohai、hufenghuanyu,haiyoubeiwanqianxiannvmilianhuanraodexingfumeihao……

“shijianyidao,tianxuankaishi。weitongguozhe,si!”

huran,yidaoxianyinchuanlai,qingcuiyouyang,quelingrenhuangkongbuan!

“啊?”

qianwubingxinzhongyijing,zheicaiyishidao,siwangzaicilailin。

chuanyueqian,shenghuofangfobeiyinmailongzhao。

chideshiwu,kenengshiaidexiongzhang;

hedeshui,kenengshixijundechanfang;

chuandeyiwu,kenengshibingdudewenchuang;

zhudefangzi,yekenengshijiaquandegongchang。

jiulianhuxidemeiyikoukongqi,doukenengshiwuranwudeyishang。

zheibanhuanjing,ruherangtabumimang?

weishouhujiankang,tazaishenghuozhongyangezilv,gengzaiwangshangfaxiebuman,huyuhuanbao。

danshi,gerendeliliang,qinenggaibianshenme?

xianshishijiedezhongzhongwuran,qinshizherendemianyixitong,rangjiankanglunweixiaohua。

zuizhong,bingduchenjixilai,duozouletadeshengming。

raner,wanwanmeixiangdao,tajingchuanyuechenglekangti。

yaozhidao,kangti,keshishouhujiankangdedoushi,nairentimianyixitongdezhongyaoyiyuan。

danmianduineiwuranzhongzhongdehuanjing,kangtidechujing,younenghaodaonaliquni?

qianwubingganggangchuanyue,budongtianxuanbiaozhun,yemeiyoukaoshan,yaozenmetongguotianxuanni?

ruokanwaixing,zijiyuqitakangtixiangbi,tixingshaoxiao,sihugengrongyibeitaotai。

xiangdaozhei,qianwubingxinzhongshengqiyimokuse。

taxiayishidiwangxiangcangqiong,zhijianwanzhangxiaguanglongzhaoerlai。

jinjiezhe,xiaguangrutongjushou,xijuanxinshengkangtiposhuierchu,zaikongzhonghuaguoyidaodaoyoumeihuxian,buzhishanxianghefang?

dangqianwubinghuiguoshenlai,faxianzijizhanzaiyigejudaguangchangzhishang。

zhouweishiyipaipaikangtiduiwu,haosiyoutonghuijuchengyipianwangyang,haohaodangdang,wangbudaojintou。

tapanghuangsigu,yaxiaxindideqifu,sisuoruheyingdui。

“zheimeduokangti,wonenghuoma?”

qianwubingliansecangbai,shentijiangying,shenqingmanshiwunai。

taqianshixihuankanxuanhuanxiaoshuo,zhidaoxiuxianjiexianglaicankuwuqing,tiaoxuanxinrengengshiyankezhiji。

danshi,xiangzheiyangruchanpinyiyangfuhuahouxuanzhe,yourulouyibanmoshataotaizhe,shizaishiwensuoweiwen。

zheinandao,bianshirentineibushijiedecankuma?

咚……

yidaochuanyunlieshidezhongshengxiangqi。

xiangba,gaokongyiweilaozhedashengyinsong:

“奉仙父仙母法旨:

erdengyoukang,xusanguanceshi。tongguanzhe,jinrukangtiwuzongxiuxing;weitongguanzhe,moquzhenshi,huiguibenyuan。”

接着,他庄重宣布:

“diyiguan,huanjingshiyingnengliceshi,jikekaishi!”

shuoba,neiweilaozhedashouyihui,daodaoxiaguangshunjianlongzhaosuoyouxinshengkangti。

chaneijian,zaiqianwubingyanzhong,turanchuxianmaogusongrandeyimu:

yiboyouyibodebumingwuzhi,fangruokuangnumengshou,xiangtaxiongyongpulai。

zixikanqu,neijingshigezhongshipintianjiaji、nongyaocanliu、shouyaocanliu、jinshuzazhi、suliaokeli……

qianwubingzhijueyizhenxuanyun,outubuzhi。

jinjinpianke,tadeshentibianxunsuxiaoshou,shengmingdeqixijianjianxiaoshi。

哐……

jiuzaijuewangzhiji,yidaolvguang,zhouranshanchu,jiangtahudeyanyanshishi。

tazhongyuhuiguoshenlai,danhaiweilaidejigaoxing,queyouqiaojian:

wushubingdu、xijun、zhenjun、jishengchong、zhiyuanti、yiyuantidengweishengwu,wanrudiyuemo,xiangtatunshierlai。

neichangmian,yourushijiemori,jianzhitaikepala!

哐……

neidaolvguang,youjiangtajiuxia。

keemeng,bingweijiucizhongjie!

jinjiezhe,yibobowuranwu,fengkuangxilai:

eryanghualiu、danyanghuawuhechouyangdengkongqiwuran,xingchengheisefengbao,huxiaozhexijuanerlai,fangfoyaojiangyiqietunshi。

gongyefeishui、nongyewushui、bingyuanwushuidengshuiwuran,huijuchengjudaxuanwo,sanfazhelingrenzuooudeqiwei,xiangyaobatajuanruwujinheian。

turangwuranzhongzuanchuwushuqiguaishengwu,zhangyawuzhuadixiangtafaqigongji。

neijianruicierdezaoshengwuran,ruwuxingdeliren,citongzhetadelinghun。

haiyouneiyaoyancimudeguangwuran,ruchiredehuoyan,rangtajihuzhengbukaiyan……

zheixiewurangongji,rutongxiongyongdechaoshui,yibojiezheyibo,fangfoyongwuzhijing。

zhenggeguangchangshang,daochudoushiaiyuankuhanzhisheng,fangfowujianlianyu。

……

buzhiguoleduojiu,zhouweidexiaguangzhujianxiaosan。

qianwubingjiannanditaiqitou,huangusizhou,faxianguangchangshangdekangtijihushaoleyiban。

“wodetian,diyiguanjiuzheimebiantai?”

lijingjianxin,tazhongyutingleguolai,quegandaoyizhenhoupa。

“xiaozi,ganjueruhe?”

zharan,yidaocanglaoshengyin,zaitanaohaixiangqi。

“shei?mofeiyouxitong?”

qianwubingxinzhongyijing,jierkuangxi。

“woshiqiling,bushixitong!”

neicanglaoshengyinsiyouyisinuyi,lengshengbaoyuan,

“xu,buyaochusheng!wozainidenaohai,zanmenjingshenjiaoliujike。”

“jingshenjiaoliu?xiangzheiyangzainaohaishuohua?”qianwubingbukuishixuanhuanmi,yixiajiudong。

qianshixuanhuanxiaoshuozhong,youtaiduonaohaijiaoliudeqingjie。

kanlaixihuanxiaoshuoqueshihaochuduoduoa!

“ruzikejiaoye!jizhu,qianwanbuyaobaoluwodecunzai。”

jianqianwubingyidianjitong,qilingshenshimanyi。

“mingbai!nishishenmeqiling?”qianwubingduitadeshenfenshenganhaoqi。

“zheige……yihouhuizhidaode。”qilingguzuoshenmi。

“e……shinidaiwochuanyuede?”

“呵呵,当然!”

duiyuqianwubingdewenti,qilinghuidajiandangancui。

qishi,qilingzaiqianwubingsihou,jiangtalinghunfengyin,daizhetadezhenshichuanyuedaozhei。

zhenshishilinghunzuihexindejingshenliliang,chengzaizherendejiyiheqinggan!

xinshengkangti,taiguoruoxiao,haimeiyoulinghun。

suizhexiuweidezengzhang,kangtikeyikailingjuhun,shengmingzhubujinhua。

“ganggangshinijiulewoma?”

千无病再次发问。

“heihei,shinizijijiulezijiyo。”

器灵悠悠回道。

“sha?woziji?woyouzheimeqiangma?”

tingwenciyan,qianwubingyoujingyouxi。

“xiaozi,biegaoxingtaizao!”

qilingbingweizhijiehuida,ershidiaokandao,

“gaosuniyigemimi……”

“什么秘密?”

千无病满脸好奇。

qilingdeshengyindaizheyisixixue:

“nimeiyouwuzangliufu,nandaomeiyouchajuema?”

qianwubingmouguangweidong,ganjinmo**tang。

没有?

真的没有心跳!

tayoushenhuxiyikouqi,shituganshoufeibudeqifu。

竟然也没有!

“zaole,chuanyuehoumeiyouwuzangliufu,neihainenghuoma?”

qianwubingmianlujingkongzhise。

mengranjian,taxiayishididitouchakan:

“buhuiyemeiyoudidiba?wohaishi**a!”