【wonvertiantianwanshangbushuijue，zaoshangbuqichuang，huanchengzhangmamahuizenmezuo？】
【zhaogezhoumo，peitatongxiaowan，diertianchentashuijue，nichuqudaochuwan，chihaochide，huilaijitakanzhaopian，baozhenggenzhi！】
【loushangde，nishendezhangmamazhenchuan！】
【tahaizhishigehaizia，niduosuna！】
“guanyuzhangmama，zuidadezhenglundian，zhuyaohaishijiaohaiziyongchanzipairen，nvhaizidehua……jiuyongfensedechanzi！”
mingmingshiyigehenwuliaodelangeng，danbuzhiweihe，jiazhengyishuodaozheilidejiuyoudianbiebuzhuxiao。
“zheiyidianwoyeshiburentongde，shouxiandarenkendingshibuduide！”
“danshi，dajiaqishizhenderenzhentinglezhangmamashuodehuama？”
“zhangmamazaijiaonveryongchanzipairenzhiqian，wojidehenqingchu，xianzhezhongqiangdiaonver，xiaoshiqingshangbuyaoyurenjijiao，yaozuoyigexinxiongkaikuozhiren，danruguoyourenshizaikeedehua，womenyebuyongguanzheta！”
“zhangmamadebiaodadeyisihenmingque，zuorenyaoqianrang，danqiantishiduifangbukeyitaiguofen，fouzejiuyongchanzipaita！”
“erfensedechanzi，wojuedeshizhangmamazaibiaoda，mianduibugongping，nvhaiziyekeyiyonggandefankang！”
“suoyizaiyoueryuanshijianzhong，mianduibizijigaodakuiwudenanhaier，bulunnanhainvhaierdougannubuganyan，zhiyouxiaonaituanziganzhanchulaifankang，baohuzijidepengyoumen。”
jiazhengjiangzijidelijiejiangsuchulaihou，zhibojiandunshifeitengle。
【si！toupihaoyang，ganjueyaozhangnaozile。】
【wocao！wotemekangezongyizhibo，zenmexianzaihaidexuyaojieshuocainengkandongle？】
【munvzhijianyiduanjiandandeduihua，juranyinzangzhezheizhongshenyi？】
【kepadeshiqinglaile，zhangmamabiaodadeyisi，womendoumeitingdong，danshixiaonaituanzitingdongle，zheihaishixiaohaier？】
【jiaoxiaohaierjie！genzhangmamazheizhonggaochudaqicengwaiderenshenghuozaiyiqi，neinaozinenggenzanmendeyiyangma？】
【suoyizhangmamazhishijiaonverxuehuiyongganfankang，bingmeiyourenhebaoliqingxiang，neimewojiuhehele，youxietingbudonggaoshendehua，haizaizheilipingtoulunzu。】
【nibuyemeitingdongma？zaizheilizhuangshenmedaweibalang，haiganduilijunzhuanjiayinyangguaiqide？】
【zhengyinweiwotingbudong，wocaibuganpinglunde，wokebuxiangmouxieren。】
【……】
“jiazheng，niquedingzheihuashizheimejiedudema？”lijunheizhelianzhiwendao。
jiazhengtantanshou：“shishibujiushizheiyangma？wogerenduizhangmamadepingjiafeichanggao，wojuedetadejiaoyuliniankuashidaile。”
cihuayichu，bulundaobotinghaishizhibojianli，dunshiyipianxixuzhisheng。
“tingtingting！wokeyichengrennigangcaijiedudemeiyouwenti，danshikuayueshidaiyoudianyanguoqishileba？”lijunfanbodao。
kuayueshidai，zheisigecikebushisuisuibianbianjiunengyongde。
neidezuochugaibianshidai，shenzhigaibianrenleideshijicainengzheimeshuo。
“bububu，wobingbushizhizhangmamazuochushenmeweidagongxian，woshuodekuashidai，zhideshikuayueleshangyigeshidaidesixiang。”
jiazhengkaikoujieshidao：“zhangmamajiaohaiziyudaoshiqingbuyaohaipa，jibianshinvhaizi，yekeyiyonggandemiandui！”
“zhibojianlidaduoshudoushi80houhe90houdeguanzhongba？nimenniandaidejiaoyushishenmeyangde？”
mianduitadexunwen，zhibojianxianshichenmolejifenzhong，suihoudapiandedanmupiaoguo。
【80houdejiaoyu：buyaoreshi，nengrenjiuren，zenmebierenbuzheiyang？】
【90houdejiaoyu：buyaoreshi，zanmenmeiqianpeibuqi，nikankanbierenjiadehaizi！】
【leimule，wojiushuoweishenmekanzhangmamadezhibozongxiangku，yuanlaishizaijiwofanxiangzhaojingzia！】
【suoyixiongdimen，nimenxianzaideshenghuoshishenmeyangde？】
【wolianchedoubuganxue，pachushilechengdanbulehouguo……】
【zibei，shejiaokongju，yudaoyixieqiangshideren，lianyidianfanbodehuadoubuganshuo。】
【zongxiangzhengmingjibieren，shenmeshidoutibierenzhexiang，padezuiren，kezijideshenghuoyeshiyituanzao……】
【……】
jiazhengsuikouyijuhua，quegekongjizhonglewushurendemeixin。
“zheizhongjiaoyuwomenxianzaichengzuoweikuijiushijiaoyu，peiyangchulaidehaizizibeineixiang！”
“danwangwangzheizhongshihou，jiazhangkanzheneixieshanyubiaodaziwodehaizi，haihuifanguolaishuo，nikankanrenjiadehaizi！”
“zheizhongcuowudejiaoyufangshi，cong80houmanyandao90hou，shenzhichuandao00hou，wobuzhidaohaiyouduoshaojiatingshizheiyangde。”
【bieshuole！woshilaikanzhibode，bushilaizhaojingzide！】
【qiuqiuni，buyaozaishuoxiaqulehaobuhao？】
【huranjuededuibuqiwodenver，buzhicongshenmekaishi，wojuranyebianchenglezheiyangderen，renguoranhuibianchengzijitaoyandeyangzi？】
【neidaoweibi，nikanrenjiazhangmama，zijilinguoyu，jiuzhidaojihaizidasan。】
【loushangde，biedianle，wocuole，wojiushineigezijilinwanyu，haibahaizisansilede。】
jiazhengkanzhedapingmushangfengkuangdedanmu，zhangzhangdetanchuyikouqi。
“geweiguanzhongpengyoumen，xianzaiwoshuozhangmamadejiaoyushikuashidaide，haiyourenzhiyima？”
“guoqudeshiqingwufagaibian，womennengzuode，jiushinulijihaizimenchengsan，buyaorangtamenzailinwomenlinguodeyu。”
“zheiqijiemuwobenlaishixianzhewuliaocaicanjiade，meixiangdaojiemuzuduiyuzhutideliyizheimegao。”
“rangsuoyourenzhiguandequkandao，quganshoudao，butongdejiaoyufangshijihaizidailaiyingxiang！”
jiazhengdeshengyinluoxia，dunshiyipianleimingbandezhangshengxiangqi。
导播厅后台。
daoyanhebianjutongshikanxiangduifang，yikoutongshengdewendao。
“zheimegaoshendeliyishinixiangde？”
“womeixiangzheimeduoa，doushitashuode！”
“……”
daoyanlengleyixia，yihuishoudao：“buguanle，jiuanzhaotashuode，xiegegaozidingshangresou！”
【ding！yinghedaiwarenwuwancheng，chixuzhibojifenjiacheng19832，dangqianjifengongji：23196！】
zhengzaikendejipeinverchifandezhangchen，hurantingdaoxitongtishihuodejifen，jingdechadiancongyizishangshuaixiaqu。
居然还有持续加成？
yixiadaozhangyiwanjiudejifenjiacheng，yaozhidaoxitongshangchengneiyouyigeduihuankou，keyijiangjifenhexianjinyibiyideduihuan。
xiangdangyuyixiajinzhangyiwanjiu，zheitangjiemuzhenshilaiduile！