第1章

pojiudechuzuwuli,qimiaosuowanzuihouyikoupaomian。pangbianshoujipingmuliangqi。tamiliandenanzhuboyoujitafasixinle。

【xiugou:miaomiao,nihaojiumei…】

kanzhexianshibuwanzhengdexinxi,qimiaoxinrumaozhua。tahaoxiangdianjinqukankanxiugoudoushuoleshenme。suirantayijingguandiaolemouyindezaixianmoshi,danshisixinyidandianjinqujiuhuixianshiyidu。

xiugoulimajiuhuizhidaoqimiaoyijingkandaoneixiexinxile。tabunengrangtazhidaotahaihuoyuezaimouyin。

因为…她刷拉了。

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dangtajiechulezhiboyihou,caifaxianqianyuanlaizheimebuzhiqian。

zheixierizi,qimiaozhemoleyibanmishizaizheigeyuanbenbushuyutadeshijie。tazaiyishengsheng“ganxiewo【miaomiao】jiejie”zhong,yanjingyebuzhadediuchuyigeyouyigejiagepimeitayuexindeliwu。

zhongyuzaishangzhou,bamajitamaichedesiwankuaishuaguangle。

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tadasuanjiuzheiyangxiaoshizaihulianwang,weizaochuzijizhishimeiyoushangmouyindejiaxiang。

taningyuanrangxiugoujuedetazhishigeyishixingqiqukantazhibo,ranhouzhuantouyoubatapaozainaohoudehuaxinda**;yebuyuanyibaolutajiushigedazhonglianchongpangzideqiong**si。

qimiaoyidanbunengzaixiangyiqianneiyangyizhiqianjin。neixiebihouhaijingdezhubolimajiunengcaidaotashishualale。

taxiwangzijizaitaxinlishigewuyouwulvdefujiaqianjin。

qimiaotanleyikouqituichudenglu,huanchengyijixiaohaodianjinqutoukanxiugou。

jintiandexiugoulianxianpkyoubeishule,cikezhengchoumeikuliandebaozhejialelajiaohejiemodekelerangrangzheyaogundaole。tahushanzhedayanjing,weiqubabadeyangziyindegongpingyizhendiaoxiao,qifenshifenreluo。

xiugoudezhibojianrenshubuduo,changnianzhiyouyiliangbairen。

gentajingchanglianxianlingwaisangenanzhubo,fenbieshiweier、zhouzhouheheizi。tamendoushihuanxiangchuanmeiqixiadezhubo,zaigonghuideanpaixiajingchangbaotuanqunuan,**xiaofei。

heiziyishengchixiao,kaishilelianhuanpaohong:“xiugounitamaganjinhewanle,qumaigexiaoyaodiangejielaiba!lianxuyizhoubabalaosi,nishizhuanmenlailadiwogdpdema?xianzaidimidegentiaoliulanggouside,gennilianxianwodouganjuezijizaigaofupin!”

heizizhangxiangyiban,yijiansuankeboduirenxifen。meicisheibitapiaoshaodoumianbuleyidunlengchaorefeng。

heiziyitongshuchu,chenggongbangxiugounvedaolefen。gongpingshangfensifenfenbiaoshiyaobangxiugouzhongchoushouhu。danshixiugouzheikuanmeishaonianxiyindaodedaduoshudoushiyouxinwulide**mei,napayirenchugejikuaiqiandazhongchoujuyeshibeishuichexin。pkzhuyaohaishikaodagedajie。

xiugouyebunaoheizi,zhishinachushouji,yaozheshouzhikaishizuoxiu:“gegejiejie,nimendegougoukuaibeirendasile。jiujiubaobaoba...”

shuowan,tafangxiashouji,chongjingtouzhouzhebizi,xiongbabadao:“heishanlaoyao,nidengzhe!wojiazhangmashangjiulaijiwobaochoule!heng!”

gongpingyidunhahahahahaha,xiaofensidouyiweixiugouzhishizaizhengjiemuxiaoguo,lianmangxianglurenchengqing:xiugouconglaibudadianhuayaoren,zhishizaizhenghuo。

zhiyouqimiaozhidao,zhiqianpkmeifendeshihou,xiugouyoushihouyongzheizhongzhuangmozuoyangdeyuqizhendejitafaleyuyintiao,youshihouyoumeiyoufa。

qimiaokandexinyangyang,xiangzhidaoxiugoudaodiyoumeiyoujizijifaxinxi。yushitatuichuqiehuandahao,faxianxiugoubingmeiyoujizijifaxindesixin。

tasongleyikouqidetongshi,youyouxieshanggan。mofeixiugoushengtaqile?haishijuedetakaobuzhuyijingbuzhiwangtale。

jiuzaiqimiaohusiluanxiangzhishi,tadamuzhiyihuadianjinleduihuakuang。

xiugoufanyinghenkuai,limahuilege【zaiganma】debiaoqingbao。

【xiugou:miaolaoshi,nishangxianlejiuhao!nixiaoshizheiduanshijian,wodoudanxinsile。】

zheijiushixiugoudegaomingzhichu。qimiaoxujiumeilita,tameiyoujizheshuoshenme“haiyiweinibawowangle”zhileideyouniqinghua,ershixianghaoyouyiyangbiaodaguanxin,wuxingzhonglajinletamendejuli。

【miaomiao:haha,zuijintaimangle。】

【xiugou:jintianyoukongba?laikanwozhibo,wohuanlexinfasee。】

qimiaohenxiangjujue,danshifanfanfufushuruleyoushanchu,zuizhonghaishihuileyijuhao。

gangyijinqu,xiugoulimachezhesangzihan:“huanyingwomiaomiaolaoshihuijia!huanyingmiaomiao!”

jinjiezhe,tapaochuyigegousirenbuchangmingdefeiwen,youjieleyigeroumadexiaobiaoqing,jiemuxiaoguolaman。

xiugousuiranshiqingchunshaonianxidezhangxiang,danshiqizhimomingdehenyangqi,wulunshenmeqiguaidefasehezaoxing,tadoukeyijiayudehenhao。

cikedeta,dingzheyitouyinbaidepengsongduanfa,waizhenaodaixiaodekaixin,jiaoqiaodexiaohuliyanmingliangdongren,zuijiaogouqidehuduwanmei,xiangyizhinianrendexiaodongwu。

zheixiaorongshiweiletaerzhanfangde,qimiaodexintiaojiasu。tayouyishunjianjuederenhuozhejiushiweilezheiyike。

xianshizhongdeqimiaoyouaiyoupang,houhoudekuangjiajingchangnianzhezhuwuguan。taconglaimeiyoutanguolianai,yemeiyounanshengduitabiaodaguohaogan。

xiangxiugouzheizhongjibiedeshuaige,yaoshizaishenghuozhongyudao,bieshuodahua,talianzhengyanduokanduifangyiyandoupataxianzijilaihamaxiangchitianerou。

ranerzaiwangluoshang,qimiaozhiyaoduozai37jidezhanghaohoumianshualiwu,tajiushigaogaozaishangxuyaoxiugoubaibanhehudemiaomiaogongzhu。

yucitongshi,qimiaoyouqingchudezhidaoxiugougenbenbuxihuanta,kandaotakaixinyezhishiyinweitalaijizijisongqianle。tameitianyinglaisongwangzheimeduoren,kongpazaojiumamule。pingshidexuhanwennuan,quyifengyingyezhishiweilerangtaxinganqingyuandebaomi。

danshiqimiaojiushiduizheizhongwenshuizhuqingwa,congxuqingjiayilizhaotangchideganjuewufaziba。

qingxujiazhidemoli,youshihouzhenshiwufaguliang。

keshijiusuanzaiyoumoli,jinwanguohoutayezhinengduanshelile。