“yuankainitemeyanchiduolexiandehuangma？renzenmekenenggenyeshengheixiongdadeyoulaiyouhui？haiguojianshuai？wokannijiutingqianshuaide！”
“guanjiantahaishigekepuzhubo，zhenshihehe～”
“xianzaijulebuchuyukuikongzhuangtai，woyijinggoufanle，yuankainishiwodagechengma？woqiunijiubiejiwotianluanle！”
quanjixianjulebudongshizhangbangongshinei。
cike，yishengjingleibandenuhouhuidangyubangongshiwaidezhanglang。
yimingdaizhejinsikuangyanjingdesiwennanren，mengdepaixiangzhuozi，duizheyuankaijiushiyidunchouma。
nanrenshiquanjixianjulebudedongshizhang，baishan。
rujin，zhejimeidaibijibendiannaoshangloudeyuankai，yeyijingjiangchuqianyudeshijikoushujilebaishan。
jieguo……zhihuanlaileduifangdebuxiangxinhechouma。
xianglaiyekeyilijie，bijingzhengchangrengenheixiongguozhao，erqiehaiqingsongdejileheixiongyigeguojianshuai，zheiduoshaoshiyouyidiankuazhangchengfenzaide。
“laodazheishizhende，wokeshiqinyanjiandaozheigekepuzhuboqingsongliaodaoheixiongdeyangzi，erqietahaichoukongkepuzhishilaizhe！”
“zhiyaozanmenjizheigezhubozanzhuhedaguanggao，neijulebukuikongdewentikendingjiuhaojiejuelea！”
yuankaibuxinxiedezaidukaikou。
erbaishandeliansezeshiyufadeyinchen，“chenwomeiyouchedifahuoqian，nizuihaojiwogunyuandian！”
“wojiuzhidaonibuxin……taxianzaiyinggaihaimeisi，nidiannaojiewoyixia！”
shuohuajian，jiushikandaoyuankaizoudaobaishanbangongzhuoqian，tuichupingmushangdecaiwubaobiao，bingshuliandakailedouyinruanjian。
youyuchuqianyudezhibojianyijingshangleresou，suoxingtayemeifeiduozhangshijianbianshizhaodaole。
jinjiezhe，yuankaijiushizhilezhidiannaopingmushangdezhibohuamian。
duizhebaishankaikouxiaodao：“kanbalaoda，shishijiubaizainiyanqianle，womeipianniba？zheikeshixianchangzhibo！”
“zheitemebujiushiaihechengma，temesansuixiaohaidoubuxinle，nijuranhaixiangxin？”
kanzhechuqianyuheheixiongchandoudezhibojianhuamian，baishanyilianxianqidebailebaishou。
“AI合成……”
yuankaixianranbeibaishanzheijuhuajiwenzhule。
danlengleyixiahou，tajiushikandaowaimianshangchangdedapingmushang，cikezhengzhuanbozhexinwen。
“laoda！nizhuantoukanwaimian……”
“外面？”
baishansuizhizhuantoukanqu，zheiyiyan，rangtabujinshishentiyizheng。
zhijianwaimianzhuanbodexinwen，zhengshichuqianyudezhibohuamian，bingqiehaiyouguanfangzhuchirendebobao。
“chaboyitiaoxinwen，jinribenshidaqinshanlinqushenchu，yimingkepuzhubochumouzhengyuheixiongbodou，muqianchumouheheixiongdebodouhaizaijixu，bingyouliangmingdianshitaigongzuorenyuanbeikun，woshiwuzhuangzhengzaiqianwangtuzhong，yexiwangminzhongyinyiweijie，qiewumofang！”
“zhei……jingranshizhende！zenmekenenghuiyourenheheixiongbodou！guaiwu！zheijiahuojueduishigeguaiwu！”
guanfangdexinwenyichu，rangbaishandunshidanaoyipiankongbai，bingqieruleitingdangtouyibang。
xuanjitazhandoudezhilezhiwaimianshangchangdapingmu。
liangjiu，takaikoudao：“***！tajuranhainengdanshoubaheixiongjuqilai？”
［ding！zhenjingdian+100］
zhibohuamiannei，chuqianyuwanruoxiangyuzaishi，zhijieshidanshoujudading……juheixiong！
biaoqingzhifangsong，xuanji，tabianshijiangmengbideheixiongzaishoushangdianliangleyixia。
jiner，tadechuleyigeshifenhelidejielun。
“zhuweiwangyou，wogerenrenwei，yongheixiongjianshenshibutuijiande，yinweitadetizhongbijiaoyuyalingqueshiyoudianzhong，yeyoudianweixian，zongzhiyounenglikeyishishi。”
［ding！zhenjingdian+1000］
【废话文学+1】
【diea！ninshouleshentongba！sheihuiyongheixiongjianshena？】
【youyidianweixian？zhubonizheishiyouyidianweixianba？】
【meirenganchangshi，chulenizheigedazhekepuzhuboqihaodebianyiren！】
kanzhezuixinyitiaodanmu，chuqianyujieshidao：“zheiweiwangyoushuodekebuduia，wobushibianyiren，wozhibuguoshiyigexiaoxiaodekepuzhubo，nengweidajiafenxiangzhishishiwoderongxing！”
shuowan，chuqianyujuzheheixiongdezuoshouyigeyongli，qingkejianbianjianghouzhediuchuqulelaoyuan。
“hong！”yishengxiangdong，heixiongdeshentiheranshijiejieshishidezazailedimianshang，bingjianqizhenzhendeyanchen。
daidaoyanchensanqu，chuqianyujiuyongxiongyukaikoudao：“nishule”
heixiongyuntouzhuanxiangdezhanqishen。
huanglehuangnaodai，zaichuqianyudezhushixia，yeshijiangtagaoaodetouludilexialai，“nimenlikaiba，anrenshu……”
hualuo，heixiongshiluozhuantou，yiqueyiguaidezouruzhenyelinzhizhong……
他居然战胜了黑熊！
关键还是无伤！
niupi！jianzhishixiaomuniuchiqingwa，niupidingguaguaa！
qinyanjianzhenglechuqianyudezheifancaozuo，luqingyongchuchinaidejing，henhenqialeyixiashexiangdeshouwan。
“qingjie，teng！zheibushimeng，nibieqiawole。”
houzhetixingleyiju，bianshicongkoudaizhongtaochuleyibaoxiangyan，ranhoujiukaishizhandoudejiangqidianran。
mengxiyikouhou，shexiangzuizhonghuanhuantuchuyiju，“zhentemeniupi！”
jianzhuang，chuqianyukaojinliangren，“nimenhaihaoma？zenmeliandoubaile？”
cihuayichu，liangrenjinhutongshizuijiaoyichou。
qiaoqiao，zheitemeshuodeshirenhuama？
zenmeliandouhebaile？hehe～nishizenmehaoyisiwenchukoudea？
temewoliangfanghantudela！
zhenshihaoxiao，heixiongkeshihuichirende！lianhebaidousuanjianqiangle，meiheniaojiusuanbaozhuxingxiangle！
yiweisheidouxiangniyiyangma？
wenzheigewenti，zhendeshi……
［ding！zhenjingdian+500］
buguangshiluqingheshexiang，zhibojiandewangyoucongyikaishidebuxiangxinchuqianyu，xianrujinchedishibianchengletadetieganfen。
【zhenjiuxiaoxiaodekepuzhubo，genxiongganyijiaguanjianhainenghuoxialai！】
【kanjirenjiazhuchiren**jiehede，zhubozhenshiyidianbudonglianxiangxiyu，juranhaiwenrenjialianzenmebaile，dangranshihedela，hahaha……lesi。】
【heixiongjiuzheimepaole？zhubokuaishuo！nishibushiyinzangshijiandechaonenglizhe？】
【woyiweizheichangzhiboshijiade，zhidaowokanjianleguanfangdexinwen……】
yanxiajianluqingheshexiangdaizhidetanzuozaiyuandi，chuqianyumeiyouxuanzelihui。
tadakaixitongmianban，yehenshimanyizheicideshouhuo，zhenjingdianzaigangcaiyijingyuanyuanbuduandejinzhanglehaoduo。
“kanlaiwangyoumendoufeichangxihuanzheigexingshidekepuma，youjihuiduozhengjichang。”ruci，chuqianyujiushizaineixinanxiadasuan。
ertabuzhidaodeshi，linquwaimianyizhenggedoubeiwuzhuangjingyuantuantuanbaoweizhule……