第3章

“???”

suqinghedetoushangmaochusangewenhao。

后妈?

系统?

男主?

养成?

zheixiecishizenmelianxizaiyiqide?

tabushichuanyuedaolejiakongniandaima?

怎么还是穿书啊?

chuanshujiuchuanshu,bierendoushihenanzhutanlianai,taqueyaodangnanzhudehouma!

suqinghezhijuedeliledapu。

dannaozilidejixiedianziyinhaizaichixu,meiyousihaoganqing。

【houmayangchengnanzhuxitongbangdingtiaojianyidacheng,qingsuzhujinkuaidangshangnanzhuhouma。】

suqingheyouyuleyixia,zheicaishitanzhezainaozilixunwenxitong,“bangdingyoushenmehaochu?bubangdingyoushenmehuaichu?”

【——】

【bangdingxitong,keyikaiqixitongshangcheng,shangchenglianjiesuzhushangbeizidegedagouwuwangzhan,kegoumairenhedongxi。】

“绑!”

suqingheyijingbuxiangtingshibaihuiyoushenmehuaichule。

bunengyongyouzheigexitong,jiushizuidadehuaichu!

gangganglaidelushang,tayijingxiaohualeyuanzhudejiyi,duizheigeshijiezheigeshidai,youlegengqingchuderenzhi。

zheikeshiyige,lianweishengjindoumeiyoudeniandai!

youqianyoutiaojiande,huiyongbutiaobaoguozhemianhua,chongdangyueshidai。

meiqianmeitiaojiande,jiuzhinengyongbutiaobaoguozhecaomuhui。

yuanzhuzaisujiajiweishouchong,yueshidaiziranshiyongbutiaobaoguomianhua。

kejibianruci,yebuhaoyong!

稍微一动就侧漏!

bushiniannianhuhu,jiushimenrechaoshi。

zhixiangyixiang,suqinghedoujuedekongbu。

这系统,必须绑!

【qingsuzhujinkuaichengweinanzhuhouma!】

xitongdeshengyinmingmingshidianziyin,dansuqinghequezaiqizhongtingdaoleyisijicudeweidao。

suqinghemeizaidalixitong,ershikanxiangleduimiandenanren,qinyu。

“qinchangzhang。”suqinghehuanhuankaikou,“xianzaiyaojinqudengjijiehunma?”

qinyuyishuangqiheirumodeyanjing,yizhabuzhadekanzhesuqinghe。

zaiqinyusanshinianderenshengdangzhong,suqingheshitajianguozuipiaoliangdenvren。

meiyanrusi,tuqirulan,shencaijiaohao。

zuizhongyaodeshineiyishuangyanjing,chengchetouliang,jiuxiangshixiariyewantianshangzuiliangdexingchen。

zhikantazheiyishuangyanjing,qinyujiuzhidao,zheijueduibushiyigehuairen。

bushiyigedangmianyitaobeihouyitaoderen。

bushiyigehuinvedaihaizideren。

这就够了!

“嗯!”

秦彧点头。

“xianzaijiujinquba,cailiaodoudaihaolema?”

qinyudeshengyinchongmanlecixing,hetazhenggerenjisuqinghedeganjueyiyang,chongmanlemeihuo。

dedaokendingdehuida,suqingheshifendegaoxing,“neijiuzouba!”

还等什么!

系统!

我来了!

yanjianzheliangrenjiuyaowanglizou,qinwangdunshizhejile。

“爸!”

“nizhendeyaohezheigenvrenjiehun?”

“nikantaxiaodezheimejianzha,kendingbuanhaoxin!”

“nibuzaijiadeshihou,takendinghuinvedaiwo!”

qinyuweiweizhoumei,“qinwang,yaomewohetadengjijiehun,yaomewojiubanisongdaoqinjialaozhai。”

qinwangjiuxiangshibeizhuazhulebojingdemao,suiranyijiuzhazhemao,danquebuzaikaikou。

keyishuangyuanliuliudeyanjing,haishisisididingzhesuqinghe,yanzhongmanshijingtihefangbei。

suqinghechongzheqinwangluchuleyigecanlandexiaorong。

小屁孩!

马上就当你后妈!

气不气!

秦妄要气死了!

danhaishizhinengyanzhengzhengdekanzhe。

jigerenjinlehunyindengjichu,tijiaolezhunbeihaodecailiao,jieshaoxin,henkuaijiubanhaoleyaoyizhangjiehunzhengming。

yizhanghejiangzhuangyiyangdejiehunzhengming!

suqinghegenbenmeiduokanjiehunzhengmingyiyan,yinweixitongyijingbangdingchenggongle!

【gongxisuzhuchengweinanzhuqinwangdehouma,chenggongbangdinglehoumayangchengnanzhuxitong!】

【jinrirenwuyi:weixienanzhuhanyishenghouma】

【jiangli:kaiqixitongshang】

苏青禾,“???”

zheigexitong,shibushiyoushenmedabing?

不过,不管了!

这任务也太简单了!

suqinghekanxiangqinwang,chongzhetatiaoletiaoxiaba,“wohenibadengjijiehunle,congxianzaikaishi,wojiushinihoumale!xianhanyishenghoumalaitingting!”

ciyanyichu,qinyu,qinwang,baokuozhangqiulanhezhuozihoumianzuozhedegongzuorenyuan,quandoushayanle。

不是没见过后妈。

kequemeijianguodanglehouma,weixiejizihanzijihoumade。

zhangqiulanyiliandanyoudekanzhesuqinghe,“qinghe,nizenmele?”

“ma,womeishiera!wojiushitahoumaa!rangtahanhoumameiwentiba?”

zhangqiulan,“......”

meiwentishimeiwenti,danduoshaoyoudianwenti。

qinwangliangdaoxiaoxiaodemeimaozhouleqilai,kanzhesuqinghedeyanshenli,fangbeigengshenle。

zheigenvrenguoranbujiandan!

tazheishiyituiweijin,xiangrangqinbabitahanma。

tajueduibuhuirangtadechengde!

“后妈!”

qinwanggancuidehanleyisheng。

haideyidechongzhesuqinghetiaoletiaomeimao。

怎么样?

傻眼了吧?

suqinghetingdaozheishenghouma,dunshimeikaiyanxiao。

“真乖!”

【jinrirenwuyidacheng,xitongshangchengyikaiqi!】

suqingherenzhuxiangyaochakanxitongshangchengdechongdong,duiqinyudao,“wohaiyaohuijiashoushiyixiadongxi。”

“yinggaide,womenheniyiqiqu,shunbianbangnidaixingli。”

苏青禾也没拒绝。

yourenyuanyidangkuli,tadangranqiuzhibude!

biekanyuanzhudefangjianbuda,danshidongxiqueshizhendebushao。

qinyuqideshiyiliangzixingche。

qinwangzuozaiqianmiandehengliangshang,houzuohaikeyizuoyigeren。

zhangqiulanxiangrangsuqinghequzuo。

“qinghe,nikuaiquzuoa!”

suqinghezhijiejujue,“ma,womashangjiuyaozhudaoqinjiaqule,wohaixiangduopeipeinini!zanliangyiqizouhuiquba!”

tingdaosuqinghezheimeshuo,zhangqiulandexinshunjianruanchengleyituan。

zheishizijipengzaishouxindeguinva!

mashangjiuyaoqujixionghaizidanghoumale,zhenshitaikelianle!

“hao!mapeinizouhuiqu!zanlianghaohaoshuoshuohua!”

qinyutingzheliangrendeduihua,yemeiqiangqiu,“neiwoxianqiqihuiqu,wozhidaonimenjiazainaer。zhiqianmeirenshuoguo。”

“haohaohao!”zhangqiulanlianliandaying,“neixiaoqina,nixianquba!”

tingdaozhangqiulanzheichenghu,suqingherenjunbujin。

gangganghaiyikouyigeqinchangzhang,xianzaijiubianchengxiaoqinle。

tamazheishiyingdehaitingkuaidema!

qinyuduizheliangrenweiweihanshou,qizhezixingche,daizheqinwangjiuzoule。

yankanzhezixingchexiaoshizaishixianli,zhangqiulanganmangdao,“qinghe!nishouweiqule!”

huayinluoxia,yanquanerdouhongle。

tabushisuibianshuoshuo,shizhendejuedesuqingheshouweiqule!

suqinghelianmangyaotou,“meiyoudeshier!ma,wokeyiliuzaichenglilea!zheiyangyixiang,shibushikaixinduole?”

zhangqiulancalecayanjiao,zhongzhongdediantou,“zheidaoshi!liuzaichenglibishenmedouzhongyao!”

suqinghe,“......”

什么叫现实?

tamazheicaijiaozhenzhengdexianshi!