【aixieyixiewanrenmi，xiuluochangjuqing，buaikandekeyituile】
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【naozijicunchu~~~】
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“baobaonishuowozuozheigezishikebukeai？”
“......”
dangrantamenchuleshengyindaledian，exinledian，yemeiyingxiangdaoqitaren（dagai？）
shiyingshangyimiaoshizheiyangxiangde，xiayimiaojiudalianle，yinweitajuedeqipajiuduokanleliangyan，jieguoyouninanjiudingshangleta。
“meinv，wozhidaowozhangdeshuai，danniyebuyongzheimekanzhewoba，woyounvpengyoule，niyaoshishizaixihuanwo，neijiageweixinma，zuobulenannvpengyou，hainengzuopengyouma！”
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suijijiazinvzhuantouehenhendedengzheshiying“tayounvpengyoule，youdiandaodehaobuhao，ganshenmegouyinbierendelaogong。”
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zhouweidelurenyeshiyilian‘**，nalaideqipa’，douchaoshiyingtoulailetongqingdemuguang。
“wa~shenjin，niliangzhendejuepei，suosihaoma！”shiyingmianwubiaoqingdeweitamenguzhezhang，zheimeilideaiqing，qingwubidaolao。
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“wodangranzhidaobaobaodemeilizuidale。”jiazinvtieleshangqu，diashengdiaqidepengzheyouninan。
“haishiwobaobaodezuizuitian，qinyige~”
yigeyoukeshizaimeirenzhu，fachule……
“yue～”
......
猛兽区
zheigedongwuyuanyoudianbuyiyang，yibandedongwuyuanlixiangdaxingmengshoudequyudoushiyaozuocheyoulande，danzheilikeyixiache，youyitiaogougekaileliangpiancaodi，mengshouyibandouzaiduimian，daoludeliangcehaijialemuzhalan，gaodudaochengnianrendedatuigen，youlanchekaidaohuilangquyushitinglexialai。
fuzeyoulanchedegongzuorenyuandao，“xianzaidajiakeyixiacheyoulanpaizhao。”
“huilang，shiyizhongfenbuguangfandeyeshengquankedongwu，tamenyiqunjuweizhu......”daolanjinzhijinzedeweiyoukemenjieshaozhe。
“langchaojizhongchengde，aiyayayaoshinengrangwopengdaozheiyangdenanrengaiduohao，danzhongdianyidingyaozhangdeshuai！”shiyingguimiyibianpaizhezhao，yibiangantanzhe。
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“wozheijiaozhiyihongtailang，lijiehongtailang，chengweihongtailang，chaoyuehongtailang。”guimimomowozhua。
tamenxiaoshengdeliaozhetian，meizhuyidaoshenhoutoutoulairen。
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“wobushiguyide……”
caocaocao！（dieming，yizhongfeichangzhijiankangdeqingcao）zaijishiyingyicizhonglaidejihui，tayidingyaochuangfeizheigedianpo！tayidingyigebaoqizhijie360dutuomasixuanzhuankuangtijialianhuanbazhang。
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“**，zheiwei**nibunengjinqu！womendesiyangyuanyijingqujiu……”
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a？zhendebunengma？zhendebunengma！！！
【xitongzanshibangdingchenggong！】
qingkuaidedianziyinpiaoguo......
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还好还好。
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遭老大罪喽！
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一个鬼影都没有！
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个屁啊！
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淦！时萤怒捶草地。