第1章

第1章

毕业即失业。

zheishikunraowushudaxueshengzouchuxiaomendediyidaonanti。

youqishiduiyuxuyanzheiyang,yejidaxuebiyedezhuankesheng。

buxiangweiquzijiquzuoxiebulixiangdegongzuogangwei,youmeiyouzugoudejingzhenglijinrugenghaodegongsi。

yishizhijianxingcheng,gaobuchengdibujiudejumian。

daozuihou,beishenghuosuopo。

jiranbuxiangjinchang,neibianzhiyoupaowaimaile。

yewandeliangfengchuidaoxuyanshenshang,dakaishoujiyikan。

tiantale,zheiyitianyoubaigan。

“qishoumeizhuwoshengrikuaile,chaping!”

“danhaoweishushi4,bujili!chaping!”

“jintianxingzuoyunshicha,qishoushichunvzuoba?chaping!”

............

许言:???

“e^,bushi,guizhidaonijintianshengria?

haiyou,nizheidanhaoweishu,zheishiwonengjuedingdema?

wochunvzuozhaonirenilea?”

六,简直太六了。

xinkupaoyitian,jiashangxiaofeihaiyoudianpingchemosun。

huitouyikan,haojiahuo,daotiewushi。

“woshizaidangniuma,fufeishangbanma?”

xuyanzhiganjueyizhentouteng,jinjinniezhezijideshouji,youqiwuchusa。

“cao!shenmeqipakehu,shenmeguidingdan,quantamiaodoubeiwojiedaole!”

嘟嘟嘟~

zheishixuyandeduixiang,lixinyanhurandalaidianhua。

yijianshizijiduixiangdalaidedianhua。

xuyanganjinshoushihaoqingxu,qingkeliangxiasangzi。

xiangyaozaitamianqianbaochixianzaihenhaomeishidezhuangtai。

danquemeixiangdao,jietonghou,lixinyanyijuhua,bianrangxuyanruzaoleiji。

“xuyan,yihouwomenjiubuyaolianxile,wojialijiwojieshaolegeduixiang,haiguifuerdai,wodanxintawuhui。”

dududu............

shuowanhua,lixinyanzhijieguaduan,shenzhidoumeijixuyanfanyingxunwendeshijian。

“哈?”

许言懵了。

妙,太妙了!

“zheishenghuo,zhenshitaibangle!wozhentemexiexieni,yitianli,haoshiquanrangwoganshangle。”

gangjuqishouji,xiangyaozaxiaqu,quemengranxiangdao............

“e^e^,buxingbuxing!zheigeshoujishiliangqianduokuaijuzimaidea!bunengzabunengza。”

laihuizaiyuandiduobubantian,zhaobudaofaxiedemubiao。

ranerzheishiyoulailegecuidandianhua:

“wei!songwaimaide,wowaimaini?douzheimejiule,nisongnaerqule?”

xuyannaqishoujiyikan,yikanweihao,caixiangqilai。

zheigedianhuagangcaizijidalebuxiashibian,yizhiwufajieting。

“song?nitiandedizhifujinzheimeduodonglou,youbutianxiangxidizhi,dadianhuahaibujie,wozenmezhidaonizhunali?nirangwozenmesong?”

“buzhidaowozhunali?nijiubuzhidaozhaogerenwenwenma?songgewaimaidousongbumingbai,nisonggepdewaimaia!”

xuyanjinjinzhuaizheshouzhongdeshouji,qidebuxing。

xianzaitayeguanbulezheimeduole,fanzhengchapingdouyijingzheimeduole,yebuchazheiyige。

“wosongninainaigetui!bierenshirenshinihaishizadi?nizheidan,laozihaijiubusongle!”

xuyanzhijieguaduandianhua,congxiangzizhongquchuzheirendewaimai。

咚!!啪!

一脚踹进垃圾桶。

“cao!jianguiqubani!”

jibianruci,tayirangandaobushuang,yijiaotifeidishangdexiaoshizi。

砰!当!

“啊!”

yonglitaimeng,yigemeizhanwen,shuaidaozaidi,shizihuidan,zhengzhongnaomen。

xuyan:............

xuyanyishijianyebuxiangpaqilai,jiuzheiyangtangzaidishang,dingzheludengmomofazhedai。

ai............

huran,naohaizhongxiangqiyidaoshengyin。

【ding~xianyufanshenxitongbangdingzhong............bangdingchenggong............】

“嗯?”

许言猛地弹坐起来。

“系统?什么鬼?”

【gaixitonghuibudingshifabuxianshirenwu。wanchengrenwuhuihuodejinqian,haoche,bieshudengqitateshunenglijiangli............】

huayingangluo,xuyanmianqianbiandanchuyigequanximianban。

shangmianhaixianshizhediyigerenwu。

【qianwanghongxingqiaoshizilukou,dengdaibanxiaoshi,wanchengrenwu,suzhujianghuihuodewuqianyuanjiangli。】

“wokao!zhendejiade?jiuzhanbanxiaoshi............wuqian?”

xuyanhuyidekanzhedishangdexiaoshizi,fumozhezijihongzhongdeetou。

“wogaibuhuishibeiqiyunle,naozibeidahuai,chuxianhuanjueleba?”

dingzheshenqiandequanximianban,bunengcaozuo,yewufachumo。

“cao,guantade!fanzhengzhishidaibanxiaoshi,wanyishizhendeni?”

shuoganjiugan,xuyandangjibianjiachechaozhehongxingqiaoshizilukouganqu。

buyihuier,bianlaidaolexitongzhidingdidian。

【jiancedaosuzhuyidaodazhidingdidian,xianzaikaishibanxiaoshidaojishi............】

“banxiaoshia,dabachanzishijianhaoxiangbutaigou,neikaibayingxiongrongyaoba!”

fanzhengshenghuodouyijingzheimelanle,yebuchazheiyihuier。

xuyandangjibianjiangtuidazaichetou,tangzaicheshang,dakaishouji。

huanyinglaidaoyingxiongrongyao............

“wozhendecaole............”

kaijuhaimeikaishiduojiu,tajiukaishijiqingkaimai,tadeduiyoushizaishitaiguonitian。

duikangsanfenzhongbudao,liansongsigerentou。

比他送外卖还能送。

dayezaiyequanjia,fashizaizhonglumengyou,fuzhugenzhedayezaiyequyouxiankanjia。

erxuyannazhesheshouwei,yigeren,zaixialu,beisigerenzhuidaotaxiakan,yidunkuanghongluanzha。

zheishifayulu?zheitamiaoshijueyuluba!

zuihou,budaoliufenzhong,toujiangdouenbuchulai,shuijingzhale!

“cao,wangep,xiezaile!nm,zaiwanwoshigou!”

xuyanqideyayangyang,zheiyitianguode,zhendaomei。

lengjingxialaihou,shenhuyikouqi,guandiaoshouji。

zhuanyandingzheyanqiandexitongmianbandaojishi。

xinzhongsuirangandaohuaiyi,danhaishijuedingjixudengdai。

jianshijianhaizhang,xianzaiyebuxiangjixudayouxi,neibianzhinengshuashipinle。

kanlebuzhiduojiu,pangbianhuranchuanlaiyigehenhaotingde,lveweiyouxieshitandeshengyin。

“xu............xuyan?”

xuyanfangxiatui,huitouyikan。

yigelianbuxiaoqiao,nongmiwuheidezhangfa,yanjiaoyouyikemeirenzhi,tuishangtaozhebaisidenvhai,yingruyanlian。

xuyanmeitoujinzhou,kanlebantiandoumeiyouhuixiangqilaishishei。

“shiwoa!muxia!nidexiaoxuetongzhuo!”

“慕夏?”

dingjingyikan,haizhenhetajiyizhongdemuxiadeshenyingzhongdieleqilai。

buguoyujiyizhongdexiaonvhaishenyingxiangbi。

xianzaizheigegenggaoleyixie,genghaokanleyixie,shencaigeng............wasaileyixie。

“haojiubujianlea,nizaizheiliganmani?”

“ng............ng............”

kouchibantian,yishizhijianyoudianjinzhang。

liangrenyijingjiejinshinianmeijian,erqiegengzhongyaodeshi。

muxiabujinshitadexiaoxuewanban,tongzhuo,gengshitadebaiyueguang。

danchuzhonghou,muxiacongxiangxiabeijiehuixuedou,zineizhihouliangrenbianzaiyemeiyoujianguo。

“song............songwaimaisongleile,wozaizheilixiuxihuier。”

“a,o!zheiyanga。”

muxiachiyileyixia,lianshangfuxianchuhenhaokandexiaorong:

“nei............nixianzaiyinggaimeiyoubumangba?neng............peiwoquchidiandongxima?”

xuyankanleyanxitongmianban,renwuhaiyouwufenzhongcaisuanwancheng。

xianzailikai,jiudengyuqiangongjinqi。

erqiexianzaixuyanyetebiexiangyanzheng,zheigexitongdaodishibushizhende。

“dengdeng............zaidengwowufenzhong!”