第1章
毕业即失业。
zheishikunraowushudaxueshengzouchuxiaomendediyidaonanti。
youqishiduiyuxuyanzheiyang,yejidaxuebiyedezhuankesheng。
buxiangweiquzijiquzuoxiebulixiangdegongzuogangwei,youmeiyouzugoudejingzhenglijinrugenghaodegongsi。
yishizhijianxingcheng,gaobuchengdibujiudejumian。
daozuihou,beishenghuosuopo。
jiranbuxiangjinchang,neibianzhiyoupaowaimaile。
yewandeliangfengchuidaoxuyanshenshang,dakaishoujiyikan。
tiantale,zheiyitianyoubaigan。
“qishoumeizhuwoshengrikuaile,chaping!”
“danhaoweishushi4,bujili!chaping!”
“jintianxingzuoyunshicha,qishoushichunvzuoba?chaping!”
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许言:???
“e^,bushi,guizhidaonijintianshengria?
haiyou,nizheidanhaoweishu,zheishiwonengjuedingdema?
wochunvzuozhaonirenilea?”
六,简直太六了。
xinkupaoyitian,jiashangxiaofeihaiyoudianpingchemosun。
huitouyikan,haojiahuo,daotiewushi。
“woshizaidangniuma,fufeishangbanma?”
xuyanzhiganjueyizhentouteng,jinjinniezhezijideshouji,youqiwuchusa。
“cao!shenmeqipakehu,shenmeguidingdan,quantamiaodoubeiwojiedaole!”
嘟嘟嘟~
zheishixuyandeduixiang,lixinyanhurandalaidianhua。
yijianshizijiduixiangdalaidedianhua。
xuyanganjinshoushihaoqingxu,qingkeliangxiasangzi。
xiangyaozaitamianqianbaochixianzaihenhaomeishidezhuangtai。
danquemeixiangdao,jietonghou,lixinyanyijuhua,bianrangxuyanruzaoleiji。
“xuyan,yihouwomenjiubuyaolianxile,wojialijiwojieshaolegeduixiang,haiguifuerdai,wodanxintawuhui。”
dududu............
shuowanhua,lixinyanzhijieguaduan,shenzhidoumeijixuyanfanyingxunwendeshijian。
“哈?”
许言懵了。
妙,太妙了!
“zheishenghuo,zhenshitaibangle!wozhentemexiexieni,yitianli,haoshiquanrangwoganshangle。”
gangjuqishouji,xiangyaozaxiaqu,quemengranxiangdao............
“e^e^,buxingbuxing!zheigeshoujishiliangqianduokuaijuzimaidea!bunengzabunengza。”
laihuizaiyuandiduobubantian,zhaobudaofaxiedemubiao。
ranerzheishiyoulailegecuidandianhua:
“wei!songwaimaide,wowaimaini?douzheimejiule,nisongnaerqule?”
xuyannaqishoujiyikan,yikanweihao,caixiangqilai。
zheigedianhuagangcaizijidalebuxiashibian,yizhiwufajieting。
“song?nitiandedizhifujinzheimeduodonglou,youbutianxiangxidizhi,dadianhuahaibujie,wozenmezhidaonizhunali?nirangwozenmesong?”
“buzhidaowozhunali?nijiubuzhidaozhaogerenwenwenma?songgewaimaidousongbumingbai,nisonggepdewaimaia!”
xuyanjinjinzhuaizheshouzhongdeshouji,qidebuxing。
xianzaitayeguanbulezheimeduole,fanzhengchapingdouyijingzheimeduole,yebuchazheiyige。
“wosongninainaigetui!bierenshirenshinihaishizadi?nizheidan,laozihaijiubusongle!”
xuyanzhijieguaduandianhua,congxiangzizhongquchuzheirendewaimai。
咚!!啪!
一脚踹进垃圾桶。
“cao!jianguiqubani!”
jibianruci,tayirangandaobushuang,yijiaotifeidishangdexiaoshizi。
砰!当!
“啊!”
yonglitaimeng,yigemeizhanwen,shuaidaozaidi,shizihuidan,zhengzhongnaomen。
xuyan:............
xuyanyishijianyebuxiangpaqilai,jiuzheiyangtangzaidishang,dingzheludengmomofazhedai。
ai............
huran,naohaizhongxiangqiyidaoshengyin。
【ding~xianyufanshenxitongbangdingzhong............bangdingchenggong............】
“嗯?”
许言猛地弹坐起来。
“系统?什么鬼?”
【gaixitonghuibudingshifabuxianshirenwu。wanchengrenwuhuihuodejinqian,haoche,bieshudengqitateshunenglijiangli............】
huayingangluo,xuyanmianqianbiandanchuyigequanximianban。
shangmianhaixianshizhediyigerenwu。
【qianwanghongxingqiaoshizilukou,dengdaibanxiaoshi,wanchengrenwu,suzhujianghuihuodewuqianyuanjiangli。】
“wokao!zhendejiade?jiuzhanbanxiaoshi............wuqian?”
xuyanhuyidekanzhedishangdexiaoshizi,fumozhezijihongzhongdeetou。
“wogaibuhuishibeiqiyunle,naozibeidahuai,chuxianhuanjueleba?”
dingzheshenqiandequanximianban,bunengcaozuo,yewufachumo。
“cao,guantade!fanzhengzhishidaibanxiaoshi,wanyishizhendeni?”
shuoganjiugan,xuyandangjibianjiachechaozhehongxingqiaoshizilukouganqu。
buyihuier,bianlaidaolexitongzhidingdidian。
【jiancedaosuzhuyidaodazhidingdidian,xianzaikaishibanxiaoshidaojishi............】
“banxiaoshia,dabachanzishijianhaoxiangbutaigou,neikaibayingxiongrongyaoba!”
fanzhengshenghuodouyijingzheimelanle,yebuchazheiyihuier。
xuyandangjibianjiangtuidazaichetou,tangzaicheshang,dakaishouji。
huanyinglaidaoyingxiongrongyao............
“wozhendecaole............”
kaijuhaimeikaishiduojiu,tajiukaishijiqingkaimai,tadeduiyoushizaishitaiguonitian。
duikangsanfenzhongbudao,liansongsigerentou。
比他送外卖还能送。
dayezaiyequanjia,fashizaizhonglumengyou,fuzhugenzhedayezaiyequyouxiankanjia。
erxuyannazhesheshouwei,yigeren,zaixialu,beisigerenzhuidaotaxiakan,yidunkuanghongluanzha。
zheishifayulu?zheitamiaoshijueyuluba!
zuihou,budaoliufenzhong,toujiangdouenbuchulai,shuijingzhale!
“cao,wangep,xiezaile!nm,zaiwanwoshigou!”
xuyanqideyayangyang,zheiyitianguode,zhendaomei。
lengjingxialaihou,shenhuyikouqi,guandiaoshouji。
zhuanyandingzheyanqiandexitongmianbandaojishi。
xinzhongsuirangandaohuaiyi,danhaishijuedingjixudengdai。
jianshijianhaizhang,xianzaiyebuxiangjixudayouxi,neibianzhinengshuashipinle。
kanlebuzhiduojiu,pangbianhuranchuanlaiyigehenhaotingde,lveweiyouxieshitandeshengyin。
“xu............xuyan?”
xuyanfangxiatui,huitouyikan。
yigelianbuxiaoqiao,nongmiwuheidezhangfa,yanjiaoyouyikemeirenzhi,tuishangtaozhebaisidenvhai,yingruyanlian。
xuyanmeitoujinzhou,kanlebantiandoumeiyouhuixiangqilaishishei。
“shiwoa!muxia!nidexiaoxuetongzhuo!”
“慕夏?”
dingjingyikan,haizhenhetajiyizhongdemuxiadeshenyingzhongdieleqilai。
buguoyujiyizhongdexiaonvhaishenyingxiangbi。
xianzaizheigegenggaoleyixie,genghaokanleyixie,shencaigeng............wasaileyixie。
“haojiubujianlea,nizaizheiliganmani?”
“ng............ng............”
kouchibantian,yishizhijianyoudianjinzhang。
liangrenyijingjiejinshinianmeijian,erqiegengzhongyaodeshi。
muxiabujinshitadexiaoxuewanban,tongzhuo,gengshitadebaiyueguang。
danchuzhonghou,muxiacongxiangxiabeijiehuixuedou,zineizhihouliangrenbianzaiyemeiyoujianguo。
“song............songwaimaisongleile,wozaizheilixiuxihuier。”
“a,o!zheiyanga。”
muxiachiyileyixia,lianshangfuxianchuhenhaokandexiaorong:
“nei............nixianzaiyinggaimeiyoubumangba?neng............peiwoquchidiandongxima?”
xuyankanleyanxitongmianban,renwuhaiyouwufenzhongcaisuanwancheng。
xianzailikai,jiudengyuqiangongjinqi。
erqiexianzaixuyanyetebiexiangyanzheng,zheigexitongdaodishibushizhende。
“dengdeng............zaidengwowufenzhong!”