第1章

(sangshishoudanao,douzijuedian,biebizhewoqiuni!)

shenye,tianhaishi,jinwanxiaoqu,cdong16ceng!

“haoxuanxuan、hao**!niqingxingyidian,lengjingyidian,yaoshizaizheiyangdehuawojiuyaobaojingle,kuaijiwoqikaia!”

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“he...haoxiang,rou、rourourou!hehe!”

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[jiancedaosuzhumianlinsiwangweiji,shenjixuanzexitongqidong]

[xuanxiangyi:fangqidikang,suijijiangsuzhuchuansongdaofujinqianmineiyigeyoushiwuheshuiyuandeanquandidian]

[xuanxianger:pinsifankang,huodesuijiyizhongyineng!]

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[suzhuxuanzexuanxianger,kaishichouquyineng...chouquchenggong,huode「shijiantingzhi」]

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“theworld!!!”

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“轰!”

jiedaoshang,youshiliangliangbenchideqichexiangzhuang,xiongxiongdehuoguangranqi,zhaodeheiyewanrubaizhou,sihuyushizhe,yigexindeshidaijijiangkaiqi...