“ke……”taliangshoushituxiangbaikaitadeshouzhi，keliqiyuanburushaoyunchen，“fang……fangkai……”
shaoyunchenmeigezidoufangfocongchifenglibengchulaideyiyang，“sheijinidedanzi？”
什么鬼？
“nizaishuoshenme？woting……tingbudong……”
“he……gou-yinwobuchenggong，pazijidashaonainaidediweibubao，suoyizhunbeicongshaoyizeneierxiashoule？”
“……”tayizheng，jiezheneixinbianaihaole。
buhuiba，yeqinghuannidaodizuoguoshenme？haigou-yinshaoyunchen？
jiusuannibuganjimoyebuzhiyuqugou-yinyigexiashentanhuanderenba！nandaoyeqinghuanneixinshixihuanshaoyunchende？
“nikuaisongshou，woyaosi……sile……”tashizhendenanshou，yanmoulidouyaojichuleihuale，butingdepaidazhetadeshoubei。
jiantazhendeyifuchuanbushangqidemoyang，shaoyunchenzheicaisongleshou。
eryeqinghuanjihukuaiyanyanyixile，quanshentanruandediezuozaidishang，fumozhezijibozishangqingxidejidaoshouzhihenji。
“ke……”maye，zheishiyaowangsilizhengtadejiezoua。
男人都这么粗鲁吗？
“ganjinjiwogun！”shaoyunchenzuozhedelunyihuadongzhe，shengyinliyazhizhenuqi，zuozailunyishanghenhendekanzheta。
buzhuijiugangcaideshiqingle？
keyimozijixianxiebeiningduandebozi，yeqinghuanyebuzhishengle，‘e’leyisheng，congdishangpaqilai，chengzheshentiraoguotazouchulewoshi，shundaiguanmen。
guanshangfangmendeneiyike，tahuranxiangmingbaile。
yishaoyunchenlengaogupidegexing，jibianzijidelaopoheqindidichuguile，youzenmekenengduiwaishengzhang？
zheibushichiguoguodedalianma？
dansuihoutayoufanyingguolai，tabatacongwoshiliganchulaile，neitayinggaishuinali？
真是要了命了。
zuoyoukanlekan，zaishaoyunchendewoshipangbianhaiyouyijiancewo。
yeqinghuantuikaigebidefangjian，henjiandandebuju，yizhangxiaochuang，yigeyiju，haiyouyijianyushi。
suanle，jiuzaizheilishuiba，zongbibeineigecanjidashaoqiasidehao。
ruye，liangfengxixi，tagaizheyicengbotan，shuidequebingbuanwen，naohailifuxianchulexuduoxuduodehuamian。
yiliangheisedelaosilaisibeiguaijiaolichongchulaidedahuochejiazhuang，mantiandehuohaizhong，yiliaorenyuantaichuleliangjuyijingshaojiaodeshiti。
neishitadebabahemamaa。
heisedebaozhitoutiaoxiezhe，“jinrilingchenwudian，yanjingshijiaofashengyiqizhongdajiaotongshigu，danghongshangjiemingrengukaixingyuqifurenzaichehuozhongbuxingsangming，gushiqianjinguqingchengyiyuzuorishizong，xialuobuming……qiweihunfuluzhenglingzhengyujingjujieshoudiaocha，bingchuziwubaiwanjiangjinxunzhaoweihunqixialuo。”
hehe……lu、zheng、ling……
zheisangezi，jiuxiangshiyibabishouyiyang，shenshendewanzhetaxintouderou。
guqingchengjiushitadeqianshia，luzhenglingjiushitacengjingshafeikuxindezhiai。
keshizuihoutahuanlaidequeshitadebeipan，tashenzhipanzhetamenyijiasankouquanbumingsangchehuo！
neiyiri，shumingbiaohandenanrenzaishenhouzhuiganzheta，qituyaoletadexingming，ertazhidaotiaohaideneikecaizhidao，yuanlaidoushiluzhenglingdezhishihecehua。
tashizuipanzhetasideneigerena！
luzhengling，xianzainitongkuailema？
nazhegujiadeqian，yangzhenishenaidenvren。
nibuyaoji，wohenkuaijiuhuilaizhaonisuanzhangle。