第2章癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉

wanshangjiudian,huachengshirenminguangchang。

yixiaonianpukaihongbu,jianghuopinzhengqibaifangshangqu,ranhouqingleqingsangzi,naqilabakaishihan:“qiaoyiqiaokanyikan,shiyuansanyangsanyangshiyuan,zouguoluguoqianwanbuyaocuoguo!”

hanledabantian,rengranmeiyouyigeshengyishangmen,renmenningyuanqukandamamentiaowu,yebuyuanyizaitatanweiqianduotingliuyimiao。

yixiaoniansangzidoukuaihanpile,wunaididunzaidishang,cuozhebinglengdeshuangshou,huitouduizhangdengshangzhengnazhexiaojingzibukouhongdeguimidao:“nibiehuazhuangle,zheidawanshangdesheikandeqinga,kuailaibangwohanliangju……”

guimimingjiaozhangxiaohua,liangrencongxiaoyiqizhangda,tongyangwufuwumu,zaiqinqijiacengfanchi,tongyangnianwangaozhongbianchuoxue,kaobaiditandalinggongweisheng,bicixiangyiweiming。

danshiyouyidianbutong,yixiaonianxiaoqikoumen,shoulishaoweiyoudianqianjueduidiyishijiannaquyinxingcunqilai,erzhangxiaohuazhangzhepiaoliangdelianhexinggandeshencai,youduoshaohuaduoshao,conglaimeiyouzanqiandegainian,bingqiecongchuzhongkaishibianmengxiangzhedangmingxing。

guoran,tatingdaoyixiaoniandehuahoubudanmeiyoufangxiajingzi,fanerqiaoqichuanzhegaogenxiedetui,chongtarenglegebaiyan:“shikebaochimeilidexingxiang,shishenweimeinvdeziwoxiuyang,nizheizhongcunguyongyuanbuhuidongde,zaishuole,xianzaidoujidianle,nalihaihuiyourenlaimaidongxia,wokanwomenhaishizaodianhuijiaba。”

yixiaonianmantouheixian:“……dajie,wocaibadongxibaichulaihaome?jintianyifenqiandoumeizhengzhe,womenhuijiahexibeifengme?”

“sheirangnibuzaodianchulaibaitan。”

“sheirangwo?”yixiaonianbeifenkongsu:“mingmingshinizuowanchuqugenrenhejiu,zuidaobaitianqibulai!”

zhangxiaohuabuwanzhuang,jiangjingzishoujinbaoli,buweisuodong:“neiniyekeyizijichulaidema……”

tayibianshuoyibianbozhejuanfa,yanshenpiedaomouyigefangxiangshi,zhenggerenliansedabian,yonglizhuaizhuyixiaoniandeshou:“wodetian!!!tamenzenmelaile?kuaizoukuaizou!”

“sheia?chengguanma?”yixiaonianmantouwushuidishoushitanwei。

zhangxiaohuabuda,pinmingbatalaqilai:“aiyabuyaoguanneixiedongxile!”

zhengzailachejian,sigehunshenwenmanqinglongbaihudejirounanzoudaolemianqian,chongzhezhangxiaohuabuhuaihaoyidixiao:“heihei,zongsuanzhaodaonile。”

“nimenrencuorenle!”zhangxiaohuadahouyiju,caizhegaogenxietuozheyixiaonianjianburufeidiwanglubianpao。

nanrenmenjianghuowuyijiaochuaifei,zhuileshanglai。

zhangxiaohuabenxiangzailubianlanchuzu,sheizhineixiesijikandaotashenhouyourenzhui,doubukentingxialai,tameifa,lazheyixiaonianshanshenzuanjinyitiaoheihuhudexiaoxiangzi。

yiyangdongxidoumeimaichuqubushuo,huohaidoubeirennonghuaile,yixiaonianxinlixintengdeyaosi,jihushidaizhenuqihou:“duoshenmeduo!neixierenshiganmadea?”

“wohuijiazaigennijieshi,xianzaitaomingyaojin!”zhangxiaohuajiaobubuting,yixiaonianzhihaogenzhe。

shenhoujiaobushengjianyuan,liangrenjieshiyixi,yiweizhongyutaolechulai,sheizhituranyoulianggejirounancongqianmianguaijiaozuanchulaidangzhuqulu,bingqieshoulihainazheganggun。

yixiaonianlikezhuanshen,yaowanghuipao,quejianhoutouyebeirendulegeyanshi。

jirounanlengxiao:“paoa,nimenzenmebupaole?”

yixiaonianlenghanzhiliu:“nimenyaoganma?sharenma?zaizouguolaiwobaojingle!”

“aiyo,wohaopapa。”jirounanyongganggunzhilezhizhangxiaohua:“yaoshibaojing,jingchadiyigebatazhuaqilai。”

yixiaonianzhengxiangwenzhangxiaohuadaodizuoleshenmetianlinanrongdeshishi,jiujiantaturanjiangbaoyishuai,guizaidishangbutingaiqiu:“dagezaijiwoyigeyueba,wobaozhengbaqianquanbuhaiqing,qiuqiunile……”

“wozhendehenxiangxiangxinni,keshinini?yigeyueyouyigeyue,zheidouduojiule?”jirounanlinzheganggunzouguolai:“buhaoyisi,wojintianyaoxianshoudianlixi,batadetuianzhu!”

yuxiajigejirounanyiyongershang,zhangxiaohuashunjianchengleanbanshangderou。jiehetayiqiandexingshizuofeng,yixiaonianyijingmingbaifashengleshenmeshi,jianzhiyaobeitaqisi,dancishiqingkuangjinji,tapinlemingdehuzaizhangxiaohuashenshang,dahan:“buyaodata,qianduoshaoqianwobangtahai!”

“nibangtahai?nizhidaotaqianleduoshaoqianma?”

“多少?”

“一百万。”

zaibaishinianditanyezanbuchuzheimeduoqianlai,yixiaonianxinlilianglebanjie。

jirounanlengxiaozhejuqileganggun,duizhuzhangxiaohuadexiguanjie,zhangxiaohuabiwukebi,lianseshuabai。

“buyaoa!”yixiaonianwulidikuhan,zhangxiaohuahoulonglifachudecanjiaoshengjihuzhenpotadeermo。

bangexiaoshihou,yiyuanqiangjiushimenkou,yixiaoniangulinglingdizuozaisuliaoyishang,shenshangdeyifubeixuejinshiledaban,naozilifangfohuixiangzhejirounanmenlinzoushifangxiadehua。

“yigeyuehou,ruguohaihaibuqingqian,wohuizailaiqulingwaiyitiaotui。”

zhangxiaohuaneimejiaoao,neimeaimei,ruguomeiletui,takendingyimiaozhongdouhuobuxiaqu,keshi,zijizenmenengzaiyigeyueneizhuandaoneimeduoqianni?

yixiaonianxiangzhexiangzhe,wulianjuewangdikuqilai。

turanxiangqideshoujilingshengdapozheipianjijing,tayongxiuzicalecayanlei,jieqidianhua:“wei?dui,woshiyixiaonian。”

dianhuaneitoushigeshengyinruyadenanren:“gangcaifashengdeshiwodouzhidao,woxiwangninengbangwowanchengyijianshiqing,shichengzhihou,wokeyijiniyibaiwan。”

zheiwuyiyushitianjiangxianerbing,yixiaonianhuyidiwen:“nishishei?woweishenmeyaoxiangxinni?”

“nibuyongguanwoshishei,chulexiangxinwo,nandaonihaiyoudiertiaoluma?”

yixiaonianchenmole,wen:“niyaowozuoshenme?”

“quzhuiyigenanren,rangtaquni,tadeziliaowoshaohouhuirangrenyongyoujianfajini,tongshiweilerangnimianchuhouguzhiyou,wohuiwangnidezhangshangdashiwan,zuoweiyufujin。”

zheirenshibushifengle?yixiaonianlengjingdiwen:“nijiubupawonaleqianjiufanhui?”

nanrenqingshengxiaoleqilai:“shiwanduiyuwoeryanbusuanshenme,danshiwoxiangxinnipengyouzhangbuchudisantiaotui。”

shide,yitamenxianzaideqingkuang,haiyoushenmezigegenrentantiaojian?yixiaoniandayinglenanren,piankehou,shoujixiangqiyoujiantishiyin。

yixiaoniandiankaichakan,nannannianchuleziliaoshangnanrendemingzi:“guyingjue……”

guyingjue,28sui,biyeyushijiepaimingqiansandedingjixuefu,shijinrongzhexuelishisanliaoboshi,fumujieshihuachengdaxuedezhimingjiaoshou,tabiyehuiguohoubaishouqijia,xianshichuangbanwangluogongsi,houjinjundichan、fangzhi、canyindengduogexiangmu,duanduanjinianneijianliqiyigepangdadeshangyediguo,jiangqimingmingweiza,xianweizajituanzongcaiyuzuidagudong。

zheibianshiyoujianlidequanbuneirong,chucizhiwai,fujianlihaiyouyizhangguyingjuedezhaopian。

tazuozaibangongzhuoqian,shenzhegaodingxifu,biaoqinglengmoyoushuli,xiangmaoqueshibixuduodanghongxiaoshenggengweiyingjun。

zijijiushiyaoquzhuizheiyangyigejinhuwanmeidenanrenma?

yixiaonianfangfokanjianyizhilaihamaxiangyaopudaotianeshenshang,dangran,tashizenmedoubuhuichengrenzijijiushineizhilaihamade……

buguoshiyizhici,zhangxiaohuahaizaishoushuchuangshanghunmibuxing,tameiyoushuobudequanli。

yixiaonianshouzhizaijianpanshangfeiwuzhe,sousuoyiqieguanyuguyingjuedexinxi,dezhizajituanmingtianhuizaihuachengshizuihaohuadezmjiudianjuxingzhounianqingdian,shenweijituanzongcaiyijichuangshirendeguyingjuebidinghuichuxi。

zheishigejiejindehaojihui,yixiaonianbotonglezmjiudiandezhaopindianhua。

“wei,nimenzhaojianzhima?mashangjiukeyishangbandeneizhong……”

ciriwanshangjiudian,zmjiudianzuidadeyanhuitingzhong,rentouzandong,denghuohuihuang。

zhuchirennazhehuatong,zaitaishangjiqingpengpaidihanzhe:“jiexialai,huanyingwomenzuizunjingzuichongbaiderenshangchang,neijiushizajituanzongcai——guyingjue!lai,youqingguzongcai!”

jiliedezhangshengzhong,renqunzidongrangchuyitiaolu,guyingjueshenzheheisezhengzhuang,zhandaojiangtaishang,zhuchirenfaxianyouxiebuduijing,likepaoshangqujianglimaidiaogaoyijie,ranhouxunsutuixialai。

jibianzaizheizhongxiyuedeshike,guyingjuedebiaoqingyijiurenzheneryansu,yisibugoudetoufahelingdai,doutouluchutaxingshiguoduandezuofeng。tachongtaixialveyidiantou,huanhuandao:“jintian……”

zaidengguangzhaobudaodeyinanchu,yixiaoniantoutoujiangkongtuopansaijinjuzidixia,feikuaipaojinweishengjianli,jiangfuwuyuanzhifutuoxia,luchulimianteyiyuntangguodeheiselianyiqun,bingqiejiekaipanfa,rangqichuidaojianshang。

jibianshilaihama,yedezuozuipiaoliangdeneiyige,yixiaonianyiqianconglaibuzaihuzheixieshiqing,jintianquebudebuzhongshiqilai,yinwei,tabixurangguyingjueaishangziji。

dangyixiaonianhuidaoyanhuitingshi,guyingjuedefayanyijingdaoleweisheng。

hongmingdezhangshengzaiyicixiangqi,zhuchirentaiqijiao,zhengzhunbeishangtai,turankanjianyidaoheisedeshenyingfeibenguoqu,pudaozaiguyingjuejiaoxia。

zhongrendiyifanyingshijingjiao,yiweiyoushashoutouxi,baobiaoyetaoqiangshangqian,chongdaoguyingjueshenbian,yaojiangneirennaxia,

guyingjuehoutuiyibu,kanqingyanqianneirenshigenvhai,yushitaishouzhizhilebaobiao,ditouwen:“niyaozuoshenme?”

neinvhaizhengshiyixiaonian,tataiqilian,yangwangzheguyingjue,yanzhongchongmanqipan:“woaini,niquwohaobuhao?”

jingjiaobianchengshixiao,zhongrenpaipaixiongkou,xinxiangyuanlaishigefengzi,nvzhiyuanmenzeyongmuguangjiangyixiaonianquanshenshangxiasaoshilegebian,gengyoushenzhezhijieshanglaiwen“nishinagecong”,kanjianguyingjueyansudelianhouyouliketuilehuiqu。

guyingjuemeishuohua,yixiaonianyiweitashizaiyouyu,yushiyoucoujinleyidian:“woshizhenxinde,zhiyaoniquwo,rangwozuoshenmedoukeyi,qiuqiunile。”

guyingjuezhongyuyoulefanying,mianwubiaoqingdiwen:“nishiwomengongsidezhiyuanma?”

易小念摇头。

“henhao。”guyingjuehanshou,duibaobiaoshiyidao:“batatuochuqu,haiyou,jiaojiudianbaoanbujingliguolai。”

yixiaonianzheicaifanyingguolai,yuanlaitagangcaibushuohuabingbushizaikaolvtadeqingqiu,ershizaixiangyaozhuijiusheidezeren!

buguoweishiyiwan,baobiaoyirenzhuazhutadeyizhigebo,zhuaxiaojisidejiangtadailiyanhuiting。

naojushouchang,zhounianqingjixu。