第3章
dajiaduiyuchumochendeliansebingweijuedeyoushenme，taxianglaidoushizheiyangdetaidu！tasuiyouyizhangnengjiangsuoyourenbixiaqudejunmeimianrong，quebukaorongmaochifan；tasuiyoujiashixionghoudebeijing，quecongbukaofumuhunjishangchang！suoyi，tayoukuangwang、youpiniyiqiedezige。
shangtai，zhiyongyijuhua，jiuwanchengleduiyucicixinxiangmuluochengdeyanhuidezhici。tingdunlesanmiaozhong，chumochenkanzhedixiaderen，zaicikaikou。
“jintian，woyouyijianshiyaogendajiaxuanbu，zaiwolaizheilizhiqian，longtengjituandexuanchuanbuyijingjiangzheijianshigongbudaowangshangle。”
yijuhua，jiangsuoyourendehaoqixindougouleqilai，suiranshuoshiqingyijinggongbudaowangshangle，dantamenhaishixiangyaocongchumochenkaikoutingdaozheijianshi，daodishiduomezhongyaodeshiqing，zhidelongtengjituandezongcaizheiyanglongzhongdixiangdajiajieshaoni？
zaisuoyourenzhushidemuguangzhong，chumochendandankaikou，“longtengjituanqixiamingxing，chuqianfanlianggexingqiyiqian，hexujieeryijingquedingweiqinglvguanxi。xiwangnenggoudedaodajiadezhufu。”
shenme？chuqianfanlengzhule！tashenmeshihouhexujieerzaiyiqile？xujieershizhangleyizhangpiaoliangdeliandan，ke......tahetazhijianzhishiwanwaneryia！taduitahaimeiyoudaofeiqubukededibu！
buzhishichuqianfanzhenjingle，zaichangsuoyourendouzhenjingle！yilunshengjiugenzhakailedeyouyiyang，pilipala......
chuqianfanzechendajiajilietaolundeshihou，laidaolechumochenshenbian，“erge，wo......”
yijuhuahaimeiyoushuochukou，jiubeichumochenyigelinglideyanshenjijiezhule，“yihoukeyibachuanglianlashangma？”chuqianfanwen，“ergedeyisishi，ganggangyoujizhetoutouliujinlaile？”
chumochenliansehenleng，meiyouhuida，danchuqianfanyijingzhidaodaanle，“jiusuanyoujizhejinlai，paidaoleshenme，yewuguanjinyaobushima？ergederenyidingyijingjiangshexiangjizhuihuilaileba？”
bushuozheigehaihao，yishuo，chumochendelianseyouheilejifen，ruguozhuihuilaile，tahaixuyaoniezaochuqianfanhexujieerzhijiandeqinglvguanxi？danjishishiniezaochuzheiyangdeguanxi，yebuguoshijiangqingkuangnongdemeiyouneimezaogaoeryi。
jianchumochendelianseyuelaiyuehei，chuqianfandexinzhujianwangxiachen，“nagejizhezheimeyounengnai？jurannengtaodiao？！”tabuxiangxin！zheigeshijieshanghaimeiyounenggoutaochutaergeshouzhangxinderenchuxian！
“zanshieryi。”chumochenlenglengdishuo，liansejianjianhuanleguolai，danyijiudanmo，yifu“shengrenwujin”deyangzi。
chuqianfanyezhidaozijichuanghuole，duiyuhexujieerzhijiande“qinglv”guanxi，tazhenshiyouxiehouhui，buguojiushixiangwanereryi......
“xiexieergeweiwochutou，woxianxiaqule。”bielebiezui，tayifuhennanguodeyangzi，yaoshirangtazhidaonagejizheruciguofen，tafeijiangneirenhenhenzouyiduncaihao！jiangneirendaoguazaishushang，gongrenweiguan！
......
yunqianqianhuilezijidewuzi，jikejiangshipindiaochulai，shangchuan！bingbiaozhulejigedazi：danghongyingxingchuqianfanqingyidaquan，daodiqingchunmingxingxujieeryouduochun？
youhanxu，yourerenxiaxiangdebiaoti，heihei！yunqianqianjianzhibunengpeifuzijigengduo，zhenbukuishixinwenchuanboxichulaidegunianga！shubiaoyidian，fabu！tazuijiaodehuduyuewanyueda，mingtianqugongsilingshang，hahaha！gangganghuilaidelushang，tayijingjizongbiantongguodianhuale，zongbianzhijiejiuxiaodehebulongzuile！
hengzhege，quxilegezao，huanshangshuiqunzhihou，yunqianqianshuaxinleyixiaxinwenyemian，sanmiaozhongzhihou，liansechediheile！
tashangchuandeshipinsuiranchengletoutiao，dianjilv、xiazailiangjugaobuxia，erqiehaizaicengcengcengdiwangshangzhang，keshi......ranbingluan！
yinwei，zaitashangchuanzheigeshipindeqiansanfenzhong，yigexinwenyijingfabulechulai，neijiushi——chuqianfanhexujieershiqinglvguanxi！
“aaaa！chumochennizheigehundan！tamenmingmingbushiqinglv！weilejiuniqixiademingxing，nijuranyenengniezaochuzheiyangdehuanghualai？！”yunqianqianjuedezijibunengren！
混蛋啊混蛋！
diertianzaoshang，yunqianqianyilianyumendiquxuexiao，tazaoshangyouke，xiawucainengqugongsi。
shile，jinnianershisuideta，shidasandexuesheng，danyinweinenglichuzhong，pogechengweile《doushibao》deshixijizhe，zheifenshurongkebushisheidounengxiangyoude！keshiyixiangdaozuowandeshier......ai，ruguozijizaikuaisanfenzhong，jiusanfenzhong......wuwu......yulequanyinggaihuibaozhaba？
zhengyihandidiaozhegengouweibawujingdacaidizouzheni，yidaoheiying，bu，sandaoheiyingjiuchuxianzailetademianqian，yunqianqianhedeshunjiaodaotuisanbu，“kongjuwubi”dikanzheyanqiandekuiwunanzi，“ni，nimenyaoganshenme？”
sanmingnanzizhong，qizhongyimingjiushiyiyang，ruguobushizuowanjianshileyunqianqiande“yongmeng”，kenengtazheihuieryaobeizheigeyatoujipianle！
“womenxianshengqingniguoquyitang。”
“nimenxianshengshishei？”yunqianqianshuangshouhuanxiong，chunchededayanjingdiliuliudizhuanzhe，jinjindiyaozhuzuilidegouweibacao，lianjiaguqilai，fenwaikeai，kanqilaiyefenwaijiaohan。
“qulejiuzhidaole。”yiyangmianwubiaoqing，shuozhebianyaorangrendongshou！
“dengdeng！”yunqianqianyishengdahan，jiangzhengyaoshanglaiqinzhutadelianggenanrenjiaozhu，ranhouzijiwaizhenaodaixisi，“rangwokaolvkaolv。”
yiyang：zheiguniangyiweichuxianshengdeqing，shizhendezaiqingtame？
yunqianqiandequeshizaikaolv，zuowantakaicheyilumengbiao，zhuyiliquanzaichumochen、zhouweidedengguanghelukuangshangle，bingmeiyoukanqingchuyiyangdelian。ertakaolvdezeshi，zheisangenanren，momingqimiaodilaizhaota，tayoushengdezheiyanghaokan，tamenhuibuhuishidaguaishaonvheertongdetuanhuo？
tangruotashenruhuxue，puguangletamen，qibushimeishiyijian？yuexiangyuemeihao，yunqianqiantudiaogouweibacao，“xingle，bengunianggennimenqu，buguoni，wodexiandagedianhuatongzhiyixiawodepengyou，rangtamenzhidaowodexingzong。suoyi，nimendegaosuwo，yaodaiwoqunaerba？”
yiyangdelianseyijiuleng，“buhuilikaipingcheng。”
“yunqianqianzuijiaogoulegou，fanweigouda！
tasuoxingbudadianhuale，jiufaduanxin，gaosulinxuandenghuiershangweixin，tahuifadingweijita，daoshihourangtajiangchezikaidaotadingweidedidiandengta！ps：daishangzhuangbei！