第一章
shangyishi，yinweiwomeijierzimaishangwandexinkuanwanju。
taguyijiangqiqiupaidaowodechuifengjishang，chanshenglebaozha。
woquanshenbaifenzhijiushimianjideshaoshang，laogonghepopoquezhiguanxinshuaidaozaidideerzi。
zuizhongwozhongshangzhuyuan，laogongtiwoqianxiafangqijiuzhishu。
sishihaitingdaoerzibutingrangrangzhe：「sikuaidian，woyaohuangenianqingdemama！」
zaizhengyan，wofaxianzijizhongshengdaolebeishaoshangdeqianyitian。
erzizhengchezhewodequnjiao，yanzhongdejiaoxiayishanerguo，「bujiwomaiwanju，maigeqiqiuzongkeyiba？」
我啪就是一巴掌。
「maimaimai，nigebaijiaxiaoziyifenqiandoubuzhuan，laoniangqiannideashadoujinimai！」
......
「wuwa——mamabujiwomaiqiqiuhaidawo！」
erziliyangkudepazaidishang，pinmingbatouwangdishangke，kansiyongli，danetoulianyidianhongseyinjidoukanbudao。
buguozheizhongzhuoliedeyanjizuyipianguozhouweideluren。
jiulianpangbianbumingzhenxiangdeqiqiuxiaofandoulaiquanwo，yigeqiqiueryi，hebihexiaohaijiaoliang。
wolengyankanzhetadebiaoyan，qingbuzijinfushangzijidegebo。
jiushizheiyangxiaoxiaoyigeqiqiu，shangyishihechuifengjichanshenglejudadebaozha，daozhiwohunshendouyouwufaxiaochudeshangba，shoujinlelengyan。
xianzai，neixieaiyandeshaoshangquandoubujianle，wozhongshenghuilebaozhaneiwandebaitian。
liyangkanwobulita，kuhandexiesidili，youkaishinatoulaizhuangwodetui，andiliqiaoqiaoyongshouningwodetui，「bujiucaijiwankuaiqian，wohuawobadeqian，nipingshenmebujiwomai！」
kandaoneizhangzhinendelianshangxiemanleeduheyuanhen，woyibajiuzhutahounaodetoufa，jiangtacheyuan，「xinga，neinixianzairangnibalaijinimaia，wenwoyaoshenme？」
shuowanwosongkaishou，batarengzaiyuandijingzhilikai。
zheixiatazhidaohaipale，kudegengdasheng，yibianmoleiyibianzhuizhewopao。
meizoujibujiuyingmianzhuangshanglegangmaiwancaihuilaidepopozhaocaizhi。
zhaocaizhizhijielveguolewo，xintengdibaoqiliyang，「zenmele，sheiqifuwodeguaisunle？」
yikanchengyaoderenlaile，liyangwaizhezuitongku，bawogangcaishuodehuaquandoujiangjizhaocaizhi，haizhilezhizijideetouhexigai。
zheixia，zhaocaizhixiyinyeshanglaile。
zusunliangyiqizuozaidishangduizhewodaku，chonglurenmawozheigedangmadebuguanjiajiusuanle，haixiangdangzhongrengdiaoxiaohai。
「nijiusuanbuxihuanyangyang，yebunengbatarengdaojieshanga，tazhishigeshisuidexiaonanhai，zenmezhaodedaohuijiadelua！」
wojuqishouji，xiaomimididuizhunzhaocaizhiheliyang，「biedong，jiubaochizheigedongzuo，zhaonvshiqingxujidehendaowei，yanedupopojianzhiyimoyiyang。」
zhaocaizhiliekaidezuishunjianheshang。