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linjiaqiantou，zaiyunjiangjiuloujubanlejinronghuiyi。
huiyiqian，wobakanzhebaofeidewo，manlianxianqi:
“songyi，lianggeyueqianjiugennishuoguo，zheigehuiyiduiwomenlinjiahenzhongyao。
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“douguainipingshitaijiaozongta，youzhetaxiangganshenmejiuganshenme。”
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“shidaorujinzhinengzheiyangle。nikebiezaihuiyishangjiwodiuren。”
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yaoshiyiqian，zheizhongwentiwodoubuxieyuhuida。
kexianzai，woqueyigezidoudabushanglai。
台下窃窃私语:
“ke，wozaojiushuoleba，linsongyidecaihuahemeimaodoushiyingxiaochulaide，nikanzheibujiuyuanxingbilulema。”
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更有人直接嘲讽我:
“lin**，wokannvrenma，haishihaohaoguanlihaozijidexingtibijiaozhongyao，nishuoni？”
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