第1章

我被盗号了。

zheijianshihaishiguimidadianhuagaosuwode。

pianziyongwodezhanghaoxiangmeiweihaoyoujieqian,muqianyiyourenshangdangshoupian。

weibimianzaochenggengdadesunshi,wolianmangzhaohuizhanghao。

caozuoyifan,wozhongyudengshangwoxujiubuyongdeqq。

manpingdeliaotianjilukandewochumujingxin。

woyitiaotiaowangxiafan,nabijixiabeipiandeshue,zhengsicunbaojingnengbunengzhaohuiyixiesunshi,yuguangjiupiejianyigegewaidayandebeizhu。

老公。

jibianzhanghaoxujiubuyong,woyezaidiyishijianxiangqilezheibeizhuhouduiyingdeshishei。

是方宴良。

rujinzhishoukerededamingxing,qianduanshijiangangpingjiepiaofangguoyidedianyingnaxiazuijiananzhujiao,rongshengsanliaoyingdi,yanyishengyabukexianliang。

woanziyanxiakoushui,shenxijikouqi,guzuyongqidiankailiaotianjilu。

kongbaidepingmushang,heranjiushiyiju——

「老公,在吗?」

我瞳孔巨震!

jianzhibuganxiangxinzheishiwodezhanghaofajitadexiaoxi。

天杀的骗子!

piansheibuhao,piandaofangyanliangtoushang!

这下该怎么收场?!

wowangzheneiju「laogong,zaima?」,xinrusihui,yidiandianzuozhexinlijianshe。

gaoyijiashangdehaoyou,takendingbujidewoshisheile。

erqiemingxingchudaohou,tingshuoweilebimianliuxiaheilishi,douhuibachudaoqiandezhanghaoqinglidiao,zheizhanghaotakendingzaojiuqiyongle。

kuangqietayoushidamingxing,damangren,lianshuijuedeshijiandoukuaimeile,nayoushijiankanqqxiaoxi。

woxinlijianshedezhenghuan,guimiyoujiwodalaidianhua。

「宝,你看热搜!」