第1章

woshiyimingpinkunsheng,fumushuangwang,beijiejieyangda。

**zhezijidenulikaoshangdaxue,benyiweiwokeyikaozhepinkunshengbuzhushunliwanchengxueye。

quebuxiangzaiyinianyidudepinkunshengbuzhujinxuanbazhongwojingranluoxuanle。

buzhujinmeiyouliuxiangyouxuyaoderen,queliuxianglechuanzheyongzhepingguoquanjiatong,hunshenpinpaidefugesheyou。

womeiqianchifan,zhinengqiuzhufugesheyoukenqiutanenggoubabuzhujinrangjiwo。

danmeixiangdao,tadetaiduelie。

「buzhujin?!shenmebuzhujin?laozikaoshilinadepingshenmerangjini,qiongguiyigehaixianggenwoqiangqian?!」

「gaosuniba,neiqianlaoziyijingnaqumaixiele,nixiangdoubiexiang。」

houlai,wozoutouwulu,woxuanzelezaiwangshangzuochibozhuanqian。

yinweiqiong,womaibuqineixiefukuadeshiwu,zhinengyidunchiyidawanmifanjiayidianxiaoxiaodepeicai。

yinweibiaoxinliyi,wozaiquanwangbaohuo,beiwangyouxichengwei「mifanxianren」。

houlaiyourenwenwozheimeqiongweishenmebulingbuzhujin。

我大吃一惊:

「shenme?!buzhujinbushijiyouqianrenmaixiedema?!wozheimeqiongyepeilingma?!」

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「laoshi,wojialishizhendeyoukunnan,wozhendexuyaopinkunbuzhujin,meiyoubuzhujinwojiuchibushangfanle,qiuqiuninbangbangmangba,neigepingxuanshibushiyoushenmewuhuia。」

zhanzaifudaoyuanbangongshiwodelianshangmanshijucu,shouzhiyegangadijiaodongzaiyiqi。

「砰!」

fudaoyuanliujiefanzaodipailezhuozi。

「zhangxiaoyong,wozaijinishuozuihouyibian,pinkunshengbuzhudepingxuanyijingjieshule,womenpingxuandezhenggeguochengdoushigongkaitouming,gongzhenggongkaide,meiyouyidianzaojia。」

「nimeipingshangbuzhu,jiushitongxuemenyijilingdaomendoujuedenibugoupinkun,haimeiyouzigelingguojiadebuzhujin,youhuozheshibanlidetongxuegengjiakunnan,binigengxuyaozheifenbuzhuni?!」

shuozhe,taxianqidipielewoyiyan,kaishipuawo。

「zhangxiaoyong,bushilaoshishuoni,renshengdiyike,zuorenbunengtaizisi。」

「dajiahuozhedoutingnande,biezijiyoudianxiaokunnanjiuxiangzhegenguojiagenxuexiaoshenshouyaoqian,nishiyigechengnianrenle,daxiaohuoziyige,youshouyoujiaode,nichuqudagegong,bubizaizheiligenwolangfeishijianqiang?!」

我面露难色。

woxuedeshijisuanji,kechengyouduoyouza,congzaobashangdaowanba,henbudetiantianmanke,naliyoushijianchuqudagongni?!

「keshilaoshi,pinkunbuzhujinbushijilewosheyouliweima,tayongde**pingguodianzishebei,shenshangchuandeyifuwotingtamenshuoshishenmebalishijia,yaohaojiqian,xieziyeshi**banyaosiweishuwuweishu,tanalipinkunle......shibushigaocuolea?!」

woyouyulehenjiu,haishizhuazhezijideyijiao,yonggandishuolechulai。

tingdaowodehua,fudaoyuanliujiedelianse「shua」yixiajiubianle。

「砰砰砰!」

tayonglidipaidazhezhuozi,lishengxunchiwo:

「zhangxiaoyong,xuexiaozhaonimenjinlaisheirangnimenlaixuexide,bushirangnimenlaihuxiangpanbide!」

「nizheishishenmexintai,nabudaobuzhujinjiukaishieyichuaicexuexiao,maofanlaoshi,wumietongxue?!」

「ganjingunchuqu,kanjianniwojiufan,nizaibuzhihaodaizaiwobangongshilinaoshi,xinbuxinwojinigechufen?!」

「daoshihoubieshuozheicidebuzhujinle,yihoudaxuesiniansuoyoudepingbinidoumeiyouzigecanjia,rongyuyelunbudaoni!」

「buxinnijiushishi,kanwoshuohuahaobuhaoshi!」

wobenlaihaixiangzaiweizijizhengquyixia,tingdaotadehuahouwoyijuhuadoubuganzaishuole。

zhinenghuiliuliudilikailefudaoyuanbangongshi。

linzouzhiqian,wohaitingdaoletaxianqiditucao:

「made,fansile,qiongguiyige,pshihaizheimeduo。」