第三章 神仙姐姐

gentayiqiqujisideqingzhuangnianmenyedaizhule:“jisidaren,zheishinalilaideguoshi?zheicixingyoushishei?”

“shi……shenmingjiwomende!”

feimingyixiazizhanleqilai:“jiaodajiaguolaifenguozi!youxianjicixingheyouzaimen!womenhuzuyoujiule!kuaigenwoyiqixiexieshenming!”

xunwentadeneizhinianqingxionghuganmangqubaoxin。

ercishi,pingmuqiandeqinqingyueheqiyuguanzhongdoudaizhule。

zhei……shidiaojinhuliwolema?

lianxianshipinzhong,yiquntuizhangyaoxidehuermeinanzhanzaitamenmianqian,haiyourenhaoqicoushanglai,bijianjihuyao

怼到镜头上!

【zheimanpingmudedazhangtuihehuliweiba,aaaaa!wosile!】

【zhiyizhouwang,lijiezhouwang,chengweizhouwang,zheihuliwoailewuwuwuwu,nengbunengshanglianjie!】

ercishi,cunzhongdezurenyedoupaolechulai。

youzaimenhaimeiyouhuaxing,baidehongdeheidehaojigemaorongrongdexiaotuanzichongzaizuiqianmian,xiuzheneiguguoxiang,jidongdeweizhexiangziraoquanquan。

tamenhaojiumeiyouchiguoguozile!

feimingjitamenfenfaguoshi,meirendoufenlehaoxiege,jingrandouhaiyousheng!

shenmingzhenshirenci,zheiyangdeende,tamenyaoyongshenmehai?

hulimenpengzheneimianruanduozhidetaozi,yaoyikouxiaqu,mankoushengxiang。

youzaimenyikaishichidexiaoxinyiyi,daohoulaichangdaoleweidao,maitouaoaokenzhe。

qinqingyuezhijuedeshifenmihuan,danzhibojiandeguanzhongdouyiweishijuben,fenfenkaishidashang。

【jiusuanshijubenyeshigaozhiliangjubenle,kandewodouxiangchitaozile,zhuboshanglianjie!】

【yingyingyingneixiaomaotuanzichidemanzuidoushizhishuihaokeaia,zheitaoziyidingchaohaochi!woyeyaomai!】

qinqingyuehuiguoshen,ganmangkaishishanglianjie。

shebeihurankadun,zaikahuilaideshihou,lianjiedoubeipaikongle。

pingmuli,huzurenhuanxinguwu,meijiameihudoupaohuiqu,xiangkankanyoushenmenengsongjishenmingdedongxi,haiyourenbuzhujiqinqingyuexiaguiketou。

feimingsilaixiangqu,juedingxianshanghuzuzhibao,yizhanghouzhongdehupi。

eryizhibandadeyouzaishuzheerduo,xianglexiang,diaolaiyikuaizijizaihebianwalaidepiaolianglvshitou。

tameiyoushenmebaobei,zheikuaishitouzheimepiaoliang,shenmingyidinghuixihuande。

neiyibian,qinqingyuedouxiangjitamenkeyigele,zhixiaoleneimejiudetaozi,yinweiliangcilianxianjiumaiwanle!

huzurenjisiwanbi,feimingjianggongpinliuxia,zhengzhongkaikou:“duoxieshenlingdaren,zheixiejipinshiwomendeyixiexinyi,qingninyidingyaoshouxia。”

qinqingyuekanzhepingmushangneixie“jipin”,mudengkoudai。

yizhanghupi,yibaguzhidezhangdao,haiyouyikuailinglongtitoudelvshitou,heyiduiluanqibazaodexiaowanyi。

这……

qiebushuonengbunengsongguolai,jiusuanyoule,zheidongxiyemeiyonga。

jiuzaizheishi,tadeshoujihuranwengwengliangsheng,tiaochutishi。

【jiancedaoninyijingwanchengxinshouzhiyin,jianglide100jifenyijingxiafa,gukeyongyujiaohuandewupinyeyijingsongda,qingjishichashou。】

【pingtaiyinruyijiandaifagongneng,weinintigonggengjiawendingdehuoyuan,gengshengxindefuwu。】

qinqingyuezheicaixiangqilaizuotiankandaodeneigeshenmeduihuanshangcheng。

100jifen,nenghuanshenme?

tahaoqidiankai,shunjianshanxialeyan。

duoziduofudanshigeshenmedongxi?yitaibabaogailvtisheng,baozhangmutianquan?

jiuzhuanhaihundan?zheiwanyibuyinggaishiyouxilidedaojuma!

qiangshenjiantidan……yuetingyueyoudianlipule。

guanjianshitadeyibaijifenshenmedouhuanbuqi!

qinqingyuetanlekouqi,yemeitaizaiyizheisuoweidejifen,dasuangenguanzhongmendagezhaohujiuxiabo,quehuranfaxianpingmushangde【jipin】bujianle!

danmuqueyourenjingyadao:“zhubo!kuaikannihoumian!”

qinqingyuexiayishihuitou,jiukanjianneiduidongxijuranbaizaishenhoudezhuozishang!

这是哪来的?

tadalegehanjin,zhibojianyedoukaishishuaqilenaogui。

qinqingyuedazhedanzinaqineixiedongxizixidaliang,kanshangquzuogonghencucao,ganjuehebowuguanlineizhongshiqishidaidedongxichabuduo。

jiuzaizheishi,danmuyourendao:【zheikuailvshitou,kanzhezenmezheimexiangshifeicuia!】

【wokanyeyoudianxiang!piqiaolouchulaideneimeyidian,ganjuexiangjipindiwanglv!】

【taiguiyileba?zheiyaoshijuben,chengbenkeyoudiangaole。】

帝王绿?

qinqingyuebuganzhixin,shenshouxiaoxinyiyinaqilaijiancha,yuekanyuejuedexinjing。

tazaizhubaodianzuoguojianzhi,zheidongxi,haoxianghaizhenyoudianxiangfeicuiyuanshi!

zheixiedongxi,zenmehuichuxianzaitajia……

而另一头。

huzuyiqunrenjisijieshu,feimingdairenxiashanhuicun,lushangqueyudaoletiexizudeshaozuzhangjushi。

kanjiantashenhouneixiecixing,jushiyanzhongshanguobuxie。

“feiming,nimenhuzuhaimeiyoumiezu……hahahahaha,cixingdouyoushouyouxiao,hainengshengchuyouzai?burunimenzuowomentiexizudefuyongba,zhiyaohaohaoshanggong,zhishaohainengrangnimenbaoliuyidianxuemai!”

huzudeqingzhuangniandouqideyaoya,quegannubuganyan。

tiexizusuanshitianlushanzuiqiangdadejigezhongzuzhiyile,tamenchirou,yechishanlideguozihezhiwu,xiongxinghecixingdouhenjianzhuang。

danhuzudaduoshentijiaoruo,napatiaochuxiangduiqiangzhuangde,yemeibanfatiexizuxiangtibinglun。

feimingmianselengying:“buyongniguan。”

“yo,nihaiganzaiwomianqianbaijiazidingzui?”

jushiyongshouchuolechuofeimingdexiongtang,yuqichaofeng:“nimenhuzudexiongxing,genwomenzudecixingdoubunengbi,zhangdehaibicixingdoujiaoruo,chizaodoushiyaomiezude。”

“xianzainibuyuanyi,neidengdaowomentiexizudaguolai,nimenjiudengzhebianchengnuliba!”

feimingdeliansegengjianankan,tashenhoudehuzuzurenyezairenbuzhu。

“nimentiexizuyejiushikuaitouda!yiqunyouchouyouchundedongxi!”

jushitingjianzheihua,chedibeijinule。

“gantiaoxinwomentiexizu?!hao!nimenhuzuhuidedaojiaoxun!”

tatianletianzuichun:“baneixieyouzaihecixingzhuazhu!xiongxingyaoshiganfankang,jiuzhijieshadiao!”

feimingmianseyichen,huzhezurenmenhoutui:“jushi,niyaoweibeiliangzuzhijiandeyuedingma!”

jushihenhencuileyikoutuomo。

“shenmeyueding?nimenhuzuxianzaihaiyougenwomenpingqipingzuodezibenma?”

“shihuagaosunimen!langzuhehuzuzaojiuxiangzhijietunbingnimenle!chengweiwomentiexizudefuyong,nimenzhishaohainengcunzai,yaoshibutinghua,nimenjiudengsi!”

huzuzhongrendourenbuzhuwojinlequan。

erzheishi,neigeji·qinqingyuesonglvshitoudeyouzaishanshanlaichi,kanjianzurenbeiduzhu,zhijiepaojinshandongguizailexuyingmianqian。

“shenxianjiejie!nixianlingjiujiufeiminggegehaobuhao!qiuqiunile!”