第1章
御喜堂豪华餐厅内。
chuanzhesuseduanxiudechenchuankaozaichuangbian，yizhishouniezheshouji，lingyizhishouqiaozhezhuomian。
“ma，woxianzaibuzhejizhaoduixiangba？”
shoujineitouhuatongdoukuaiyaozhensuile！
“nihaibuzheji？douershiwusuile！”
“duifangshishilizhonganxingdongzudezuzhang，haishinidewawaqin，jintianwulunruhe，nidoudejiangerxifunaxia！”
“这是命令！”
yijusimingling，dianhuaguaduanle。
chenchuankuangdangjiujiangshoujirengzailezhuozishang。
taganggangyintuichushan，**haimeizuorehu，jiubeilalaixiangqin？
haishixiaoshihouchuankaidangkushidingxiadewawaqin！
真是荒谬啊！
jiuzaizheishi，cantingdemenkouchuxianleyidaojingliyougaotiaodeshenying。
nvrenshenchuanjinshenzhifu，shencaiaotuyouzhi，yitouganjingliluodeqijianduanfagengchendetayingzisashuang，yijuyidonggaoaodaqi。
tagangzoujinlai，cantingdejinglijiupidianpidiandepaolexialai。
tasuiyidetaishoujiangrendafazou，yanshensichusaomiao。
zuihou，takanxiangchenchuandeweizhi。
padapada，yishuangchuanzhezhangtongxueguodejiaokuaisumaidongzhe。
“你是陈川？”
“dui，woshichenchuan，ninjiushiqinxiaojieba，guoranhenpiaoliang，kuaiqingzuoba。”chenchuanlimaodezhanqishenshenchushou。
qinruoyuqinghengyisheng，yandidemieshihaobushoulian。
tazhijiehulvelechenchuanjuzaibankongzhongdeshou，lengaoyouzaidezuolexialai。
“zuorenshibaikeyi，danshiyaoyouzizhizhiming。”
“wobuxihuanguaiwanmojiao，zheigehunshi，wotuidingle，kaigetiaojianba。”
“ni…genbenpeibushangwo。”
chenchuanshouhuishou，zuohuiyizishang。
suiyishenboyi，queyouzheyiguguaobujideqizhiyingraozhoushen。
tashengyinqingleng：“jiashidiweizhishijiafenxiang，renpinzuizhongyao，zaiqinxiaojieyanzhong，shenmecaichengdeshangpeideshang？”
qinruoyubuxiedeqingxiao：“shengrubeijinglangwangleiguanzhi，woyaojia，yeyaojiajixiangleiguanzhineiyangdenanren，erbushini。”
chenchuandefumudoushiheheyoumingdejiaoshou，erta…buguoshigetaobing，beizhanbutuihuidewonangzhongbale！
ketingdaoqinruoyudehua，chenchuanquexiaole。
tatangtanglongguotongshuai，dongnanxibeisidatianwangdoushitadeshouxia。
beijinglangwangleiguanzhizaitamianqian，lianpidoubuganfanga！
yanqianzheigexiaoniubujinxihuantadeshouxia，haixianqita？
chenchuanyuanbenhaixiangzougeguochang，xianzaikanlai…meibiyaole！
“woyebuquenvren，keyituihun，tiaojianma…zheidunfanniqing，fanzhengwoyikoumeichi。”
chenchuanshuowanbiandasuanqishenlikai，dongzuoneijiaoyigexiaosa！
他缺女人吗？不缺！
xiangyaojiajitadenvrencongguoneipaidaoguowaia！
qinruoyuxiangjiahaipaibushanghaoni！
keqinruoyudeyanli，chenchuanjiushizaidazhonglianchongpangzi。
talaizhiqianyijingdatingguole，chenchuanbeizhanbutuihuihou，meiyouzuanyanxuexi，gengmeiyoucanjiagongzuo。
jiushiyigefeiwu，duixiangdouzhaobudao！
suoyichenjiacaidianjizheigewawaqin！
“qianwokeyifu，danyinidetiaojian…wozhenpanilaishangwo。”
“niyaozenmebaozhengyihoubuhuichanzhewo？yimiannichenchuandeminghaodianwuzhenggeqinjia！”
chenchuanjianmeiyizhou，“nibuhuizhenyiweiqinjiashishenmexiangboboba？”
“fangxin，wodayingdeshi，jueduihuizuodao。”
“niruoshibuxin，woyemeibanfa。”
qinruoyunupaizhuozi，neishuangzhangtongxueguozhedezhangtuiqiaoqierlangtui：“xiudelaipi，nidegenwoqushuli，nidingbilu，qianshangzi，anshangshouyin，zuihaozailugekougongdeshipin！”
陈川眉头越皱越紧。
buguoshituigehun，juranbatadangchengfanrenduidai？
shubuzhi，liangrendeduihua，beiyipangmomohekafeidemeinvtingdeyiqingerchu。
nvrenconggebizhuozouguolai，dijichenchuanyizhangmingpian。
“tabuyaoni，woyaoni，woshiningtianjituanzongcaiyeqiuhe，niruzhuiyejia，nisuoyouhuaxiaosuanwode，woyangni。”
chenchuanjingyazhiyu，daliangzheyanqianzheigenvren。
tabubiqinruoyuxunse，shenzhilvegaoyichou！
baotunlianyiqunwaimianpizhegaodingdedayi，heisiguozhebairudoufudezhangtui，jiaoxiacaizhehongsegaogenxie。
jiangmingpiansaidaochenchuandeshouli，yeqiuheyouhuidaoweizhishangjingpinkafei。
“nikan，wojiushuowobuquenvrenba，xianzaiyouzhudongsongshangmenlaidele！”chenchuanhahadaxiao。
qinruoyulianseheirumeitan。
“youzhi，nixiangkaozheizhongbaxizhengmingzijimeilida，xiangyao**wo？nizheimezuozhihuirangwogengyaneni！”
tanengzhaodaozheimepiaoliangdenvpengyoujiuyouguile！zheigenvrenbuguoshitazhaolaideyanyuanbale！
“我们走着瞧吧！”
qinruoyuqihuhudelikai。
chenchuanwunaidesonglesongjianbang，zuodaolegangcaichushouxiangzhudenvrenduimian。
“yezongshiba，duoxienilujianbuping，badaoxiangzhu，nidexinyiwoxinlingle！”
ruomeiyouta“sheshen”xiangjiu，qinruoyubuzhidaonengzuochushenmelipudeshilai。
yeqiuhejiangkafeifangxia，weiminzuichun，conggongwenbaolinachuyigewenjian：“zheishijiehunxieyi，nikanhaole，jiuqianziba。”
啊？
陈川愣在了原地。
heiququdeyanjingsaoshileyiyanwenjian。
“你来真的？”
yeqiuhelianshangmeiyoubandianbiaoqing，jiuhaoxiangzaitanyichanggongzuoside：“zuoyejiadeshangmennvxu，yigeyuedeshenghuofeiheqitafeiyongjunyouxiangxishuoming。”
“bugoudehua，wohuizaibuyifenewaixieyi。”
真，养小白脸。
chenchuanpijuanderouleroumeixin，danaofeisudezhenglidaodifashengleshenme！
jiuzaizheishi，cantingdedamenbeihenhentuikai。
shenzhebaowenxifu，bozishangdaizhejinlianzidefeizhuangxiaogezhigougoudezoudaoyeqiuheshenbian。
“yexiaojie，kaolvdezenmeyangle？yejiakechengbuleduojiule，niruoshijuedinghaole，jiudinggerizi，zanmenbahunlibanle，ganjinrudongfang！”
yeqiuhemeiyanweizhan：“yangpengfei，nizuomeng！”
yangpengfeichuixiansanchidemoyang，hebiantaiwuyia！
“nigongsidenanguan，zhiyouwonengbangmangduguo！niershukeshiqiuzherangwoquni，zhiyaonitongyi，wolikedaqian！”
chenchuantingleyihuijiumingbaile。
yuanlaishizheigemeinvdegongsichushile，beijiazulianyinjileyanqiandezheigeyangpengfei。
xiangdaozheili，chenchuanyibanaguohetong，shuashuaqianxialetadedaming。
yeqiuheyileng，meixiangdaotarucijuejue？
naolenaotou，chenchuanqingxiao：“zanliangshashihouqulingzheng？”
“lingzheng？lingshenmezheng？”yangpengfeimengbi。
“dangranshijiehunzheng，yexiaojiebawoqule，wotongyiruzhuile。”