第三章攻略大小姐
zhouxuxianzaizaishangban，wobuxiangdaraota，ershidaoxiaozhangdegongkaikeshangcengke。
wodangranbuhuirangzhaoqingjiuzheimeqiangwodeweizhi，yushicengkedeshihouteyitiaolediyipaizhengzhongyangdeweizhi。
daxuekeshangdajiadoubuyuanyizuoqianpai，suoyiwogewaixianyan。
xiaozhangjinjiaoshikandaowo，jingyadewen：
“yulan？zenmeyoukongtingwodeke，buyongpailianma？”
xiaozhanghenzhongshizheicibiaoyan，xiwangnengnajiang，ouerhuiqukanwomenpailian，duiwomenbijiaoshuxi。
我淡淡一笑，
“woyihoubuyongqupailianle，daoyanshuowoyandebuhao，huanrenle。”
校长一听直皱眉，
“nidebiaoyanwokanguohaojici，doumeiyouwenti，chenpengzenmehuishi，turanjiuhuanren。huanchengsheile？yeshibiaoyanxidexuesheng？”
“tabushixuesheng，shizhaojiadeqianjin。”
“赵晴？”
xiaozhangyanjingyimi，likemingbaiqizhongdewanwanraorao，
“wokanchenpengzheigejiaodaozhurenshibuxiangdangle，gannabiaoyanmingeweizijimouli！yulan，nidengwoxiake，woqinzizhaochenpengsuanzhang！”
xiaozhangjialiyourencongzheng，zijiyourenmaiyouguang，quanzichuangbanlezheisuoxuexiao。
tataolimantianxia，wanquanbudanxindezuizhaojia。
tadanglejishinianxiaozhangconglaibuyunxuxuexiaochuxianbugongzhengdeshiqing。
congzhaoqingyaodingtiwodeneiyikekaishi，wojiuzhidaozhaoxiaozhangzhunmeicuo。
xiaozhangrenzhenuyishangke，jiangkedoubipingshiyansubushao。
erwodeshoujiliyizhidanchuxiaoxi，shiwomenjigezhuyanjiandexiaoqun。
男主在群里大骂，
“chenpengshichouleshenmefeng，zhaozheimegewanyidangnvzhu，zhihuidengyanzhuangkeai，zhanzhengxia，youbushiouxiangju，ouxiangjuzheiyanjikanzheyegangaa！”
女二艾特我，
“yulannikuaihuilai，taneidahongchunshenyanyingwozhendeyikanjiuchuxi，erqietaliantaicidoujibuzhu，jiuming，kuailairenshouleta！”
男二吐槽说：
“neigezhaoqingjianzhishishenjingbing，taicibeibuxiahaiyoulileta，juranyaoqiushantaici，liandaizhewodegaoguangxifenbeigaidemianmuquanfei，wozhenshishougoule！”
“tahaibukenbanchoumohui！baituo，taonana，tahaitizhequnbaipaoshixiansidebugoukuaima！”
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buyihui，xiaoqunlidexiaoxijiu99+，yidabanshitucaozhaoqingde，haiyouyibanshiyaowohuiqu。
wokanleyiyanshijian，zaiqunlifaleju，“haiyousanshifenzhong，dengwo。”
yixiake，xiaozhangbianqishixiongxiongdedaizhewoshajinpailianting。
chenpengyikanxiaozhanglaile，hedeshenshangderoudoudoulejixia。
tamangzhanqilaixiaolianxiangying，
“xiaozhang，ninkebieyulanxiashuo，wokeshenmedoumeigan，yizhidoushigongpingxuanbaheshidejiaose。”
wowugudao：“wokeshenmedoumeishuoe，wozhishiannishuodewoyandebuhaozheijuhuafushujixiaozhangting，shinibudazizhaoe。”
“你！”
chenpengmianrucaise，xiangyaomawo，queyinweixiaozhangzai，yingshengshengbiezhe。
xiaozhangdingzhetaishang，“wojiushilaikankan，tayandezenmeyang。”
erzhaoqingzaitaishangbachixiyaoyongdemantoudiudaodishang，
“xianzaisheihaichimantoua，jiwohuanchengdangao！”
zhaoqingzheiyishuai，pailianzhijiezhongduan。
daojuzudetongxuefanlegehaobuyanshidedabaiyan，meihaoqidao：
“neigeniandai，youmantoujinichijiubucuole，nibuleyibuxiangyankeyibuyan。”
“yulantiantianganchimantoudoumeibaoyuanyiju，nizheihaimeizhangzuinijiuxianqishijigeyisi。”
zhaoqingturanjiuzhalemao，dashenghan：
“goule，congwoyijinlainimensuoyourenjiukaishizhenduiwo，yulanjilenimenshenmehaochu，wokeyijinimenshibeibaibei！nimentaidufangzunzhongdian！”
daxuesheng，zuikanbuqizuitaoyandejiushizheizhongzhangshiqirenhaiyouziyiweishideren。
yushidangjijiuyourenfanbota，
“sheizhenduinile，zijinanadoubuxinghaiburangrenshuole？”
“niyaoshinengbazijideshiqingzuohaosheimeishixiandetiaonidecia，niyigerenjiutuoleisuoyourenjindu，haihaoyisixianzheixiannei。”
“dajie，nikankannidezhuangnaxiangxuesheng，fengsunvhaichabuduo。”
“zheimeniubihuiqudangnidedaxiaojiequa，laizheishuashenmeweifeng！”
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zhongrenqizuibashedetucaozhaoqing，meiyouyigerenbangtashuohua。
zhaoqingyeshilihai，bantianbudaodegongfujiubasuoyourendezuilegebian。
beijiaoyangzhangdadedaxiaojienajianguozheizhongchangmian，mianduizhongrenzhize，dunshiweiqukule。
chuchukeliandefanchushoujijitabamakusu，haibazuiminganzaiwotoushang。
“doushineigeyulan，tazijijingzhengbuguowojiuhuotongqitarenqifuwo，tamengaobaling！”
这下彻底惹了众怒，
“sheigaobalingle，nishuoqingchu！”
zhaoqinghaibufuqi，liuzheleidahan：
“shinimen，jiushinimen！nimenqifuwo！”
“womenyizhizairenrangnihaoma，nishenmedoubuhuisheibushinaixinjiaoni，nidaohao，bulingqingjiusuanlehaidiandaoheibai！”
“bolixinhuinidegongzhufangqu，biezaizheisapo！”
tamenyuechaoyuexiong，youjigerenshenzhiyijingwojinshuangquan。
haishixiaozhangchumianzuzhilezheichangnaoju，
“zhaoxiaojie，zheilibushinisapodedifang，niyaodangdaxiaojieqingnihuiqudang，buyaogenwodexueshengqiangshiqinggan。”
xiaozhangzaidangdihenyoudiwei，zhaoqingbuganduixiaozhangfabiao，jiubamaotouzhixiangwo，
“nijiushizhangzheyourenjinichengyaocaizheimeqifuwo！”
“xiaozhangjiwochengyaoshiyinweiwoyouli，ernizhangzhezhaojiadeshilishoumaichenpengqiangwojiaoseyoulima？”
wozoudaozhaoqingmianqian，dingzhetayijingkuhuadelian，
“niqiangwojiaosedeshihou，bujiushizhangzhezhaojiajinichengyao？shuangbiaozheiyitaonikeshiwanmingbaile。”
wodeyanshenshifenruili，zhaoqingzizhilikui，haobanxiangdoushuobuchuhualai。
erwoqiangyingdebazhaoqingzhuaidaoxiuxishi，guanshangmen，wobataanzaiqiangjiao，shuangbeizhangkaibatakunzaijiaoluoli，jugaolinxiadekanzheta。
xiuxishineijiuwomenliangren，wobizhaoqinggaoyigetou，kanwoqiangyingdeyangzi，tazhizhuleku，yanzhongyouledanqiehehaipa。
“nibieguolai，wogaosuni，niyaoshigandawowojiu、wojiu......”
zhaoqingdehuajiaranerzhi，shensezhenjingwubi。
yinweitayiweiyaodataderencikezhengnazhezhijinwenrouxixindejitacayanlei。
“biekule，kuhualezhuangduobuhaokana，zheimejingzhidezhuangyaobaochiwanmeicaixinga。”
woyidianyidiandecadiaozhaoqinglianshangdeleizhu，“bienanguole，xiaomeinv。kudezheimekelian，nongzanglefenfenkeaidexiaolian，wokanzhedouxinteng。”
zhaoqingdeyanshenfangfojianlegui。
“你什么意思？”
wobujinbumandebozhenglezhaoqingyouxiesanluandefa，ranhoujitazhenglifuzhuang，zaiwenroudekanta。
zaizhaoqingbuhaoyisidebieguolianhou，woweiweiyixiao，dixiatoudaizhedianyouhongdeyuqishuodao：
“zhaoxiaojie，qishiwomenkeyishipengyouerfeiqingdi，wozuixihuanhepiaoliangnvhaizuopengyoule。”
wodexiaolianshifenyoushan，shenweiyanyuan，woziranzhidaoruheliyongzijidewaimaoyoushi。
guoran，zhaoqingdeliandengdeyihong，woqingqingbozhengzhaoqinglingluandefa，jixuxunxunshanyou，
“wozhidaoniqishibingbushizhendexihuanzhouxu，nizhishidanxinshiquyizhizhaogunidehaogege。danniwanquankeyifangxin，wohezhouxuzaiyiqi，nibuhuishiquhaogege，haihuiduoyigehaojiejie。”
woyidianyidiandecaganjingzhaoqingyanjiaodeleishui，zheixia，talianerduojiandouhongle。