“shuiliangle，zaijiaxierehudeba？”
wenredeshuibeinanrenxiuzhangdeshouzhibodong，fanqiyiquanyiquandebowen。
jiangnianwenzhenanrenshenshangsanfadedandancaomuxiang，zhenggerenjinzhangdetoufadoukuaishuqilai。
youqishi，xiaozedichuizhemeiyan，siyouruowuxunwenzeguaideyanshen。
youshendemouse，haoxiangzaiduokanyiyan，jiunengbataxijinqu！
“ni，nibareshuifangxia，wozijijiajiuxing。”
jiangnianjinliangrangzijikanshangquzhendingyixie，zhijieshenshouqujiereshuipen。
buliaoxiayimiao，shouwanbeizhuozhu。
dapianyinyinglongzhaoerxia，xiaozeneizhangwanmeidaotiaobuchusihaocuochudelianzaiyanqianfangda。
“niangzi，keshixianqiwole？”
huxijiaocuo，nanrenweiqudechuixiayan，wuheidejiemaozhandongzhe，jiangniansuanshimingbaiweishenmeneimeduonanrendouxihuanlvchale。
gesheisheibuxinruan？sheikangdezhu？
kezheishidafanpaixiaozea！
这口茶，剧毒啊！
“wozenmehuixianqini？zhishibuxiangfujunnitaiguolaolei。”
jiangnianpixiaoroubuxiaodejieshi，yibianguanchazhexiaozedeshenqing，xinlizaoyijinglaqilejingling。
【yuanzhuqianjirikezhenzhenshishidiyaoheshushengsiben！】
【yixiaozeyazibibaodexingzi，huizheimeqingyifangguowo？】
cifanbingqiqianxianguanhuaidemoyang，yidingshihuaiyitale。
“congqianwangshi，shiwobudui，kerujinniwoyishifuqi，rihouwozhixiangyunihaohaoguorizi。”
jiangnianxiaoxinyiyidebaozheng，neixinmamalielie。
【sanshinianhedongsanshinianhexi！】
【莫欺少女怂！】
【dengniguale，laoniangdingyaojiepouleni！】
xiaozeyanshenyiweishenzhangdekanzheta。
shishikekedianjijiebaowo？bushoudianlixizenmexing！
xiaozeyibachekaixiongqiandeyijin。
“jiranniangzibuxianqiwo，neibianyiqixiba，zhenghaotingpangrenshuo，fuqigongyu，zuishinengzengjinganqing。”
什、什么！
共浴！！
jiangnianxianxiexiabadiaodi，bennengxiangyaozuzhi，danxiaozeyijiangwaipaoquanbutunqu，jingzhuangdedaosanjiaoshencaiwanruwanmeidediaosubanchengxianzaijiangnianyanqian。
tashenshanghaimengzheyicengshuiyi，kekejingyingdeshuizhushunzhexiongtanghualuo，shunzhefujiyiluyinmeizaineigebukegaorendedifang。
jiangnianlianjiaguntang，toudingdouyaomaoyanle。
jimangshenshouquzhuaiyipangdeyifu，zhixiangzheganjintaoli。
“砰！”
yishengmenxiang，jiangnianzhijuedejiantouyizhong，zhuoredehuxipusazaijingbian。
jiangnianhelegejiling，niutouyikan，quejianxiaozezhengpazaizijijiantou，shuangmujinbi，huxiyiqianyizhong。
这是……
毒发了？？？
jiangnianxiaoxinyiyideshenshoudaoxiaozejingbian，zhijianchuanlaibuzhengchangdemaibotiaodong，queshishidufadezhengzhuangwuyi。
tayipainaodai，kuaisuchuanhaoyifu，youbarentuodaoganzaodedibanshang。
kanzhenanrenchenjingdeshuiyan，jiangnianmuguangshanshuolexia，bennengshenchudasuanjiuzhideshouxuanyukongzhong。
【ruguoxiaozejintiandufashenwang，wobujiuziyoula？！】
【buyongsanshinian，woxianzaijiunengjiepouleta！】
jiangnianyanshenshunjianbiandekuangre，meizhuyidaonanzihuxicuzhonglejifen。
taqishenxiangzou，kekandaoxiaozecangbaidelian，haishiyouyule。
【zuoweiyizhe，jiansibujiu，woshizaizuobudao！】
【erqie，dafanpaisile，jiangyurouzheigenvzhuyaonongsiwozheigexiaocaiji，bujiuqingeryijuma？！】
【buxingbuxing，dejiudejiu！】
jiangniandangjiliduan，xunmozhexiaozeshoubeishangdejigexuewei，henhendiqialexiaqu。
zheiduqueshirushulimiaoshudeneibanguaiyi，liantazheigexiandaizhongyikedeboshiyejuedeyouxiejishouhemobuzhetounao。
danzanshiyazhiduxingtahaishinengzuodaode。
“咳咳！”
yizhenjuliedekesouguohou，xiaozehuanhuanzhengkaileyanjing。
tashixiansaoguozhouwei，youluozaishouzaizijishenpangdejiangnianshenshang，luchuxiexukuijiu。
“niangzi，woshenzibuhao，rangnidanxinle。”
tayuqiwenrou，junmeidelianpangshangquanshizize。
jiangnianguanchalehaoyihui，xinlisonglekouqi，zheijiahuoyinggaimeifaxianshaba？
danshixiayimiao，shouwanyijin，jiujianxiaozemuguangluozaishoubeishangdemingxianbeianguodehenjishang，youxieyiweibumingdeyangqimeimao。
“wangriwohunmi，shaoshuoxuyaoyiricainengxinglai，fangcaikeshiniangzijiulewo？”
“chenghunzheimejiu，buxiangniangzijinghuiyishu。”
qiaozhenanrenchongmanrouyi，xiaomimideshentai，jiangnianyiye。
【goudongxi，laonianghaoxinjiuni，nihaizaihuaiyiwo！】
【wohezhiyishuhao，jiepoujihuagengqiang！】
【你给我等着！】
mianshangqueluchuwenruandexiao：“buguoshizaiguigeshikanlejibenxianshu，xiamaopengshangsihaozibale。”
jiangnianlianbuhongxinbutiaochezhehuang，yuanzhushijingchenglichulemingdecaobao，bieshuoyishule，bianshizidouyouhaoxieburenshi。
kanlairihou，dehaohaoxungemingtang，rangzijihuiyishuzheishimingzhengyanshunqilai。
buguoyanxia，buzhixiaozehuizenmexiang。
jiangnianxiaoxinguanchazhenanrendeshense，quejiantabingwurenheyiyang，zhiqingqingyixiao，jiangtadeshouwodegengjinle。
“shiwozheishenzibuzhengqi，nijiajiwo，shiwolianleinile。”
jiangnianmangbudieyaotou：“meishi，niwofuqiyiti，tanbushangshenmelianleibulianleide。”
【nanrendezuipianrendegui！】
【niyaozhenbuzhengqi，weilaibeinigaledelaohuangdipashiguancaibandouyabuzhu，xiangyaotiaochulaimashunile！】
“我去给做饭。”
jiangnianyebuganzaiduodai，diuxiayiju，bianzhijiezuanchulefangjian。
屋内瞬间安静下来。
piankehou，xiangqidaoqingxiao。
xiaozehuanhuanquqiyitiaotui，yishouchengzhenaodai，yibianmanbujingxindizhushizhenvziluohuangertaodebeiying。
fangcaizhuangyunzhiji，ruojiangnianzhenxiushoupangguan，zhipamingri，jiangjiabianyaobeihaoguancaile。
buguo，zheixiaoyaojingbujinghea。
duohehujici，xingxunengrangtashuogengduochulai！
厨房。
raoshiyoulexinlizhunbei，danzaiqinyankandaoguochanliangebadoumeiyoushi，jiangnianhaishiyouzhongxiangyaoyibahuobazheilidianledechongdong。
厨房？
这也能叫厨房？
zaotaishihuangtuduiqiqilaide，meiyoumen，taishangbaizheyikoubuzhicongnajianlaideheisedatieguo。
zaobianbaizhejigeciwan，wuyiliwaidoushiquelejiaode。
jiangnianzuijiaochoulechou，shizaishinanyixiangxiang，xiaozejiujingshizenmedingzheyizhangrenshengongfendeshuailian，zaizheilichaocaizuofande。
搞钱势在必行啊！
jiangniankanzhechufanglijikeganbabadebaicai，tanlekouqi，renmingnieqiguochan，kaishishenghuozuofan。
zhishi，budaopianke，chufangshengqigungunheiyan。
piankehou，yimorenyingcongheiyanzhongchongchulaide。
xiaozefangbuxingdaoyuanzhong，jiujianjiangnianniezhebizi，dingzhezhangwuheidedahualian，tameifengweiyang，yandimanchujifenxiaoyi。