叶凡很快就整理好了自己的情绪，笑着想，“我只不过是想开个玩笑而已，至于这样吗？不过这样倒也不错，至少我可以多省点力气。”
xiangdaozheiyidianhou，yefanxunsudibaozhetachaosusheganguoqu，zaiheianzhongxingjinyiduanshijianhou，yanjingbianhuishiyingzhouweideguangxianbingjinxingdiaojie，suoyizheidianheianduiyefanlaishuojihukeyihulvebuji。
yefanbaozhewangyuyankuaibulaidaotadesushemenqian，kaikouzhaohuzhe，“yuyanjiezanmendaole，niyaochini，kuaibamendakai。”
zheigeshihoushifenhaixiudewangyuyancaifanyingguolai，xiaozheshengyinshuodao，“ni……nixianbawofangxialai，wobayaochinachulaikaimen。”
“zheibucheng，nixianbayaochinachulaikaimen，woyaobanibaojinqu。”yefandeyuqilidaizheyimoburongzhiyidejianjue。
wangyuyantingdaozheijuhua，laolaoshishidebayaochinachulai，dakailefangmen，yefanbianbaozhetajinru，youkaikoushuodao，“nixianbadengdakai。”
“啪！”
tabaqiangshangdekaiguandakai，zhenggesusheyebiandemingliangleqilai，suoyoudedongxidouzhanxianzaimianqian。
wangyuyanjiandaozheiyimu，lianjiagengjiatonghongle，ruguozheigeshihoukeyidehua，tababudezhaotiaodifengbazijijimaiqilai，yihouzaiyebuchulaile。
yefanjiuzheimebawangyuyanbaodaochuangqian，jiangqixiaoxinyiyidifangzaichuangshang，zhanqishenlaimolemoetouximidehanzhu。
wangyuyanshencaisuiranshifenmiaotiao，keshizijibaozhetazoulejibaimi，daoyebushiyijianqingsongdeshiqing。
tazheigeshihouhaixiudaolejizhi，kanzheweiweichuanqideyefanxiangshuojijuganxiedehuayu，danyoubuzhidaogaizenmekaikou，zhinenghongzheyizhanglianzuozaineili。
yefanshaozuotingdun，youdichendeshengyinshuozhe，“yuyanjie，nidejiaoxianzaizenmeyang？wobangnikanyikan。”tayibianshuozhe，yibianwanxiayaolaizhuazhulewangyuyandexiaojiao。
wangyuyandejiaoshangchuanzheyishuangbaisedegaogenliangxie，youjiaoshangdexiezisuiranhaizai，danshixiegenyijingbujianzongying，jiaohuaichugengshiyouzhexiexuhongzhong，chulezheiyimuzhiwai，daoshikanbuchulaiyouqitadedayang。
taganggangxiangjujueyefan，jiaohuaiqueyijingluoruletadeshouzhong，zheirangwangyuyanyebuyoudejileqilai，“xiaofan，mei……meishide，yihuiwopendianyaojiuxingle。”
shuohuadeshihou，wangyuyanjiaoshangqingqingyongli，xiangbazijidejiaohuaicongyefandeshoushangzhengtuo。
zheigeshihou，lianggerenchuyuyigeyigaoyididezitai，wangyuyanzuozaichuangshang，yefanbandunzaidishang。
yefansuoyoudezhuyilidoubeiwangyuyandejiaoyajixiyinle。
tadeyishuangjiaoxianxiyoubaixi，zaibaichidengdezhaoyaoxia，sanfazheshuobuchulaidexiyinli。
tebieshizugongneili，wanmeidehudu，jiaozhijiandefengxiruoyinruoxian，gengshitianjialebujindemeili。
yefandexinzhongbuyoudereqieleqilai。
wangyuyanbeiyefanzhuazhuzijijiaohuaidetongshi，dishengqinghengleyiju。
zheisuanshitaxiangdangmingandebuwei，bieshuoqitarenle，jiulianzijipingchangbuxiaoxinpengdao，quanshenshangxiayehuiyouxieyangyangde。
zheigeshihouyefanzhuazhutadejiaohuai，rangwangyuyanquanshenshangxiabuyoudeyiruan，shenzigengshikaishizhandouqilai。
yucitongshi，tahaichajuedaozijideneixinshenchu，sihuduoleyizhongnanyiyanyudeqingxuheganjue……
yefanzixichakanlewangyuyandeshangshi，suihouyebuliuliandibatadexiaojiaofanglexialai，huangluandexinshenfangfoyepingjinglebushao，yebushuohuajingjingdikanzhewangyuyan，dengdaizheduifanglvxianfahua。
“zenmeyangle？yefan，ninanbuchengbushufu？”wangyuyanjiandaoyefansongkailezijidejiaohuai，xinlixuanzhedeshitouyefangxia，dankandaoduifangdezishihouhaishirenbuzhuwenleyiju。
“meishenme。”yefandehuidashaoxianhuangluan，“nideyaofangzainali？yuyanjie。”
“meishide，dengyihuiwozijishangyixiajiuxing。”wangyuyandeshengyinyebiandewenrouleqilai，“nizhendemeiyouwentima？”
“nei……neiwojiuxianzoule……”yefanshaoweidigongzheyao，manmandichaomenkounuodong。
zaiyefanzhanqilaideshihou，wangyuyanlikefaxianlebuduijingdedifang。
zhishitazenmeyexiangbumingbai，yefanzhibuguozhualeyixiazijidejiaohuaieryi，weishenmehuiyouzheizhongfanying？
ranhoutakanlekanlianggerensuochudeweizhi，youkanlekanzijidequnzi……
“a，xiusiren！”wangyuyanyitouzhajinbeizili，ganjuezijidexinzangdoukuaiyaotiaochuxiongkoule。
diertianyidazaodeshihou，yefanjiubazaocanjiwangyuyansongleguoqu，faxiansuirantazoulufangmianhaishiyouyixiebushunchang，danzongtilaishuomeiyoushenmedaai。
erqiewangyuyanjintianyemeiyouxiangyiwangneiyangchuanzhequnzi，ershihuanshangleyitiaojiufenku，xiantiaogouledegengjiadewanmeile。
wangyuyanjiejuezheyefangangjizijidaiguolaiderezhou，naohailihuixiangqizuowandehuamian，renbuzhuqingxiaoleyisheng。