1.回归
“终于到家了啊。”
zhangyangbeizhelvxingbao，zhanzaijichangdating，lvedaizhiqidelianpangshangxiemanlecangsang。
zaibuduidezheisannian，jinglideshiqingshizaishitaiduole，danshihuixiangqilaidourangtayouxiehuanghu。
buguohaozaiyoushouzhangdetexu，tazongsuannengtuiwuhuijiale。
“qinaide，nicailaia？”
yijuqingroudehuayucongshenhouchuanlai，zhangyanghaimeifanyingguolai，gebojiubeirenqinrediwanzhu。
嗯？什么情况？
zhangyangzhuantouyikan，zhijianshenbianzhanzheyimingdaizhecaomaodedameinv，shenshangpizhehuashidelianyiduanqun，jifubaini，shenduanyaorao，jianzhimeidebuxianghua。
youqishizhanzaizhangyangdejiaodu，zhenghaonengkandaotadebotao。
‘哇哦...’
zhangyangbujinjingtan，jiubeimeinvwanzhezouxiangjichangmenkou。danzhangyangmingxianmanlebanpai，zouzaimeinvdehouyigeshenwei，zhenghaowangjiantadexiaoqiaotun。
‘不错不错...’
zhangyangkandexinliyouxieyangyang，youxieyueyueyushi，dantameiganneimezuo，bijingshigemoshengren，wanyirenjiagaofeili，zijihaizhenmeichushuoliqu。
zheishi，meinvhuranzhuazhuzhangyangdeshouzhang，qiangxingenzaitadexianyaoshang。
liangrenlouzaiyiqi，haimeizouchujichangdamen，jiubeiqigexifunanrenjiduzhu。neiqigerenshicongmenkoujinlaide，gegeshengaotizhuang，wangneiliyizhan，hedezhouweirendouraodaozou。
yikandaoneiqigerenlaile，zhangyangganjuedaoshitaibumiao，zhengzhunbeibashounahuilai。sheizhidaoneimeinvhuranjiugenbianlegerenside，shijingwangtashenshangceng，jiuxiangyizhibazhuayu。
zouzaizuiqiandeneigemojingnanchenshengdao：“jiangxiaojie，womenshiligongzipailaijienide，tazaitianshengjiudiandengniduoshile。”
meinvpielepiezui，shuodao：“meikandaowoduixiangzaipangbianma，meikongqujianta。”
mojingnanzhuanguotoulai，shangxiadalianglezhangyangliangyan，zhaoshoudao：“zheiweixiansheng，womendandutanyitanba。”
shuowan，lianggexifunanrenjiazhuzhangyang，lazhetawangtingchechangdefangxiangzouqu。
“jiangxiaojie，ninzaizheishaodengyixia。”
liuxiayigerenkanzhe，mojingnandaizheqitarendouzouleguoqu。
“woqu，jiuzhidaomeineimebianyideshi，nvrenxinhaidizhena！”
zhangyangxinliyizhenhouhui，beijirenzhuanghantuodaotingchechangdedixiayiceng，zhouweihenanjing，yigerendoumeiyou。
lianggerenfangkaizhangyang，neigemojingnanzoushangqianlai，kaimenjianshandao：
“ershiwan，hejiangxiaojiefenshou，niqinkouduitashuo。”
二十万。
zhangyangbujinlengleyixia，xinxiangguoneijingjifazhanhaishixunmenga，jinianmeihuilai，guorendoubiandezheimeyouqianle？
buguotabingmeiyouzhejidayingxialai，duifangkaikoujiushiershiwan，shuominghaiyoubushaoshangshengkongjiande，xingxuhainengzaitantan。
zhangyangwaizhenaodaishuodao：“gemen，nikanwoxiangshizheiyangderenma？”
mojingnanyanjianyigai：“wushiwan，zheishizuigaoxiandu。”
zhangyangqiangxingyizhizhulianshangdexiaorong，guzuozhengjingdao：“suanle，zanmenmeiyougongtongyuyan。”
shuowanyaoleyaotou，baichuyifuyaozourendeyangzi。
taqishishiguyizheimeshuode，youjuguhuajiaozuo‘yuqinguzong’，tabiaoxianchuyifubuxihandemoyang，duifangkendinghuizaijiachouma。
ranershiqingbushizheimefazhande。
“heng，jingjiubuchichifajiu！”
mojingnanlenghengyisheng，wugerentongshiweileshanglai，yifuyaoshengchilezhangyangdejiashi。
zhangyangjianzhuang，lianmangduichuxiaoliandao：“kaigewanxiaoma，biezheimejinzhang？jiusuanwochidiankuiba，wushiwanjiuwushiwan，chengjiao！”
“**在耍我？”
mojingnanyouyicizhaixiamojing，buhuaihaoyididingzhezhangyang。
tamengdihuichuyiquan，shoubeijiroubengjin，jihuyaobaxifujichengbao，zheiyiquandaizhefengjingdaxiangzhangyangdeduzi，zhishaoyonglewuliufendeliliang。
zhangyangqingqingyitaishou，jiazhuletadequanfeng，xiaodao：
“laoge，maimaibuchengrenyizaia，zheiyangjiubuzhiyuleba？”
mojingnanlianseyibian，takeshilianguoquanjide，yiquanlianzhuantoudounengpaisui，jingranbeizheigeruobujinfengdexiaozijidangzhule？
talianmangshouhuiquantou，zhijuedeshoubeibeizhendefama。
“guaibudezheimetiao，yuanlaishilianjiazia？”
mojingnanlengranyixiao，congshenshangtaochuyigenshensuogun，yonglishuaileliangxia，fachu‘huhu’deshengyin。
“wozuixihuanlianjiazi，lai，zanmenzailaishishi。”
‘呼！’
tamengdiyigunzaxiangzhangyangdenaodai，liliangbizhiqianhaizhonglesanfen，zaijiashangshensuogundetexing，ruguozheixiazidazhongle，gaobuhaodeshigezhongdunaozhendang。
“下手这么狠？”
zhangyangbujinzhoumei，xinxiangdajiawuyuanwuchou，dajiahaixiasishou，zheiyetaimeipinleba。
‘咚！’
mojingnanzheiyigunhaimeiaidaozhangyang，duzijiuaileyijiao，zhenggerentengyunjiawuyiban，daofeichuquwuliumi，zazaiyitaicheshang。
qitawugerenjianzhuang，xianghuduishiyiyan，fenfentaochushensuogun，huxiaozhechongxiangzhangyang。
‘噼里啪啦’
duanduandesanmiaozhong，zhandouyiranjieshu，wugexifunanrenquanbudaozaidishang，**buzhi。
zhangyangtizhelvxingbao，sixiasaoleyiyan，fangfozheiyiqiedougentameiguanxiside。
......
“zenmehaibuhuilaia，shibushichushile？”
jiangmengxuezhanzaijichangmenkou，bujinlaihuiduobu，xiandehenshizheji。
tagangcaiyeshichuyuwunai，goudaleyigeyanzhibucuodeshuaigelaizuodangjianpai，jieguoquebeilaqu‘dandutanhua’le。yitaduineixierendelejie，cixingpashixiongduojishao。
jiangmengxueyouyoutanleyisheng，xinliganjuedaoyouxiekuijiu，juedezijigaichengqingyixiazhenxiangle，zongbunengzhenbarenjiaxiaohuozijihaisileba。
yushitazoudaoneigexifunanrenmianqian，duitashuodao：“qishitabushi”
huameishuowan，xianyaohudibeirenlouzhu。
zhangyangyishoulinbao，yishoulouren，xiaozheshuodao：“laopo，rangnijiudengle。”
neigexifunanrenmeitouzhouqi，shenshoutuixiangzhangyangdexiongkou。
zhangyangzhanzaineiwensibudong，daoshixifunanrenzijiwanghoutuileliangbu。
“woquannihaishiqutingchechangkankanba，neijigegemenhaoxiangdoubingdaole。”
zhangyangsongsongjian，yifurenchuwuhaidexiaolian。
xifunanrenhaixiangzuoxieshenme，hudijiedaoyigedianhua，lianseyibian，dabupaoxiangtingchechang。
“ta、tamenmeiweinanniba？”jiangmengxueyouxiebuhaoyisidikanzhezhangyang，shifenchayidiwendao。
“嗯。”
shuowan，zhangyangzaita**shangpaileyiba，linzhebaozhunbeilikai。
jiangmengxuedaizaiyuandi，yishuangmeimoudingdingdikanzhezhangyang，huranshuodao：“jintiandeshishifenganxie，wobuhuirangnichikuide。”
zhangyangzhuantoukanletayiyan，xieedixiaolexiao：“nixiangbaodawo？”
jiangmengxuebeitadingzhe，lianjiayouxiefanhong，congqianjialinachuliangzhangbaiyuandachaoshuo：“zheishijintiandechuyanfei，biekeqinazheba。”
“......”
zhangyangyouxieyukuwulei，wushiwanheerbaikuai，chajuyetaitemedaleba。
buguowenzizaixiaoyeshirou，tayilianshanxiaozhebaqianchuaijindouli。
jiangmengxueminzuiyixiao，youshuo：“niyeshipingjiangshideba，yaobuzanmenliugelianxifangshi，yihoushuobudinghaiyouhezuodejihui。”
“suanlesuanle，wohuilaitanqinde，guoliangtianjiuyaoqudagong。”
zhangyangxiaozhedaleyishoutaiji，suishoulanleyiliangchuzuche，linzhebaojiuzou。
tayebushishazi，neigemeinvdeshenfenjueduibujiandan，zheiqianzhengdetangshou。tazheitanghuijia，zhishiweiledanggeputongreneryi，buxiangzhengchuxieyaoezile。
dayuebangexiaoshihou，chuzucheshijinyipianpenghuqu，daoluliangbiandoushibajiushiniandaidefangzi，dishangyekengkengwawade，huanjingfeichangluohou，biaozhundechengzhongcunpeizhi。
yongneierbaikuaiqianjielezhang，zhangyangtiaoxiache，linbaozoujinyitiaoxiaoxiangzi。
“ai，wozaibuduidexinzihaishitaidile，meinengrangbabahemeimeiguoshanghaorizi，tamenhaizhuzaizheipianjijiaogala。”
zhunquelaishuo，neishiganbabaheganmeimei，yinweizhangyangshibeijianlaide，hetamenmeiyourenhexueyuanguanxi。
“xiaoyuexianzaiyijingshanggaozhongleba，buzhidaotayoumeiyouzhangbianyang？”
xiangdaoneigexiaomeirenermeimei，zhangyangzuijiaogoulechuyisiwenrouxiaoyi。
huran，tatingdaoqianfangchuanlaiyishengnvrendejingjiao。