第1章
dezhiwozaimailedafangzihou，
wobadangzheyizhongqinqipengyoudemianlizhiqizhuangyaoqiuwobafangziguohujitadesishengzi。
“nishibuhunzu，fangzichizaoshinidide，haiburuxianzaijiubafangziguohujinididi，rangnidichenzaojiehunshengziyanxuzanmenjiadexuemai！”
womaxiangyemeixiangjiujujuele，haibangzhewoshezhanqunxiong。
keshiwofeidanmeishunzhewomadehuashuo，fanerzhanzaiwobaneibianyiqizhizewoma。
“wobashuodemeicuo，jiejiejiugaiduididihao，mingtianwojiuquguohu！”
不光如此，
wohaibizhewomajixiaosanrangwei，batadaizaishenbianjiandutabuxutahuijianaoshi！
womajihuyaobeiwoqisi。
buguohenkuai，qidejiubianchenglewobahesishengzi！
一：
shoudaowomadexinxihouwolikeqingjiaganhuilejia。
gangzoudaojiamenkou，zhenghaokanjianwonainaibaomeifangzhizhewomadebizidama：“nikushenmeku，nizijishengbuchuerzi，renjiatiniwanchengrenwu，bangzhewomenliujiachuanzongjiedailiuxialexuemai，rangnisihousihoutanandaoyoucuoma？”
tingdaozheili，wotuimenzoulejinqu：“zheishizenmele？”
womafangfoyixiaziyoulezhuxingu，lazhewodeshoukuzheshuo：“yahui，nizhongyuhuilaile，nibabushiren，nicaisanshisui，tadesishengzidouyijingershijiusuile。”
“pianpianhaishigenwozuihaodepengyoushengde，dangniantaweihunxianyunmeirenyuanyizhaogutayuezi，shenzhihaishiwodaizheniquzhaogudeta，wojianzhijiushishijieshangzuisha，zuichunderen！”
难怪这么生气呢。
womayuanjiaguolai，renshengdibushude，zhigenlihuiwenhedelai，liangrenyizhidoushizuiqinjindeguimi，womaduilihuiwendeerziliuyuhangyegenduizijideqinshenghaiziyiyanghao。
beizijizuixinlaidesangerentongshibeipan，zheiyangdedajirensheidouhuishoubule。
lihuiwentingwanwomadehua，likelazheliuyuhangguixiale：“jiejie，wozhendebushiguyixiangyaopohuainidejiatingde，niyaoguainikeyiguaiwo，danshihaizishiwugude。”
“yuhangyeshiniyishoudaidade，wozhishixiangyaoyuhangrenzuguizong，nifangxin，yuhangzheimeguaiqiao，yidinghuibanidangqinmaduidaide，zhiyaoninengdaying，wo...wojiulikai，yongyuandoubuhuilai。”
budengwomakaikoujujue，wobaliujianguozhoulezhoumei：“hunao，nishihaizidemama，nizoushenmezou！zheimeduonianniyigerendaizhehaizibaoshoulengyan，yihouwokendingdejinigemingfen！”
womaxinhuiyileng，liangqiangleliangxiacaikaikou：“dui，tabugaizou，gaizoudeshiwozheigeshazi，liujianguo，woyaogennilihun！”
二：
sihushizaojiucaidaowomahuitilihun，baomeifangchixiaoyisheng，xiongyouchengzhudeshuo：“lihun？nibamadousile，yemeishenmeqinqipengyoule，nizheimeyidabanianjilelihunniqunali？”
zheihuashuochulai，yixiekanrenaodeqinqipengyoumenyekaishifuhe，shuowomashenzaifuzhongbuzhifu，wutongdangmayourenyanglaohaizaizheilidelebianyihaimaiguai。
youledajiadezhichi，baomeifangshuohuagengjiazixin：“wogaosuni，niyaolihunkeyia，bazheimeduoniannichiwomenjiade，chuanwomenjiadequanjiwozhexiannahuilaia！”
“haiyou。”baomeifangyibajiangwochedaotashenbian：“nilihunguinilihun，yahuishiwoliujiadehaizi，nibuyaokanzheyahuixianzainengzhuanqianle，jiuxiangzhegenyahuiquxiangqingfu，neibukenengde！”