“zhangfan，wozheicilaishibaozhechengyilaide。womenzhangzhengyingshijueduiyouzugoudeshili。xianzaiheishoupaixingqianshidezhubo，liugedoushiwomenzhangzhengyingshide，baokuoyigeamo，tongshiwomengongsizaiyulequanyeyourenmai，zaiheishougongsineibuyeyouguanxi，jiarulewomen，qitadebuganbaozheng，zaiheishou，meinianzhuangejibaiwankendingmeiwenti……”
weizhanghailianshangdaizhezixin，zhangzhengyingshisuiranzaiyulequanmeitaidashili。danshizaiwanghongquandeshilijueduishiganggangde。
“duibuqi，womeixiangzhejiarujingjigongsi。”
zhangfanyaoyaotou，tabuzhidaoweizhanghaishiruhededaodezijidexinxi。buguozhangfanzhidao，zijixianzaijueduibuhuijiaruzheigezhangzhengyingshide。
zhangzhengyingshizheizhonggongsi，liansanliudousuanbushang。zheizuomiaotaixiao，rongbuxiazijizheizundafo。zhangfanzailingyigeshijie，haodaiyezhidaohenduoshiqing，suoyiyikaishi，zhangfanjiumeiyouzhunbeijiarurenhegongsi，dengzijiyouqianle，wanquankeyizijikaiyigegongsihuozhegongzuoshi。
“zhangfan，woquannihaishizixikaolvkaolv。zheigequanzini，shuoxiaobuxiao，shuodayebuda。wozaizheigequanzilihunlezheimeduonianle。jianguobushaoyiyebaohongdewanghong，danshizhenzhengnengzhangjiude，youjigea?tebieshidangande，yigedoumeiyou。”
weizhanghaikanzhezhangfan，zuijiaodaizhelengxiao。
“duibuqi，womeixingqu……”
zhangfandehuarangweizhanghailianseshunjianlenglexialai。
“真的没得商量?”
“没有……”
zhangfanzaiciyaotou，taiduhenjianjue。
“hehe，nianqingrenyoupiqi，woxihuan。buguozaizheigeshijieshang，youpiqishiganbuledashiqingde。wojinikaolvdeshijian，nizixikaolvkaolv，guoliangtianwozailianxini……”
weizhanghaiyanshenzhongshanguoyisinuyi。biedequanziweizhanghaibuganbaozheng，danshizaizhuboquan，zaiheishouzheigedifang，henshaoyourenganbujizhangzhengyingshimianzi。
“buyongkaolv，wozheigeren，bijiaozhou，renzhundeshiqing，shibuhuigaibiande。”
zhangfandehuarangweizhanghailiansechediyinchenlexialai。
“真的不给面子?”
weizhanghaimizheyanjingkanzhezhangfan，hunshensanfazheyiguyinlideqixi。
“woyoubiyaojinimianzima?”
zhangfantaiqitoukanzheweizhanghai，tingdaozhangfandehua，weizhanghaijinjindewolewoquantou。
“jilianbuyaolianshiba?xing，wodaoyaokankan，nixiaozinengzhetengchushenmeyangzi，xiaozi，nijiwojizhule，zhiboquan，bushirenherendoukeyiwande……”
weizhanghaizhuanshenlikaizhangfandezhusuo，kanzheweizhanghaidebeiying，zhangfanyiliandebuxie。
“jingranyouyiqianshengwangle，taihaole，youkeyichoujiangle”
weizhanghaizouhou，zhangfankanzhezijideshengwang，yitiandeshijian，jingranduoleyiqianshengwang。zheishouhuojueduiganggangde。
“抽奖……”
张凡再次开始抽奖。
“gongxinihuodehuazhuangshujingyanshu…”
choujiangdejieguorangzhangfanchadiantuxue，nimei，huazhuangshu，zheinimahainengbunengrangzijihaohaodehunyulequanle。
“haoba，niniubi……”
zhangfantanleyikouqizhinengrenzai，choujiangzheiwanyi，sheiyeshuobule。
jingyanshuhuazuozhishijinruzijidenaohaili，dangjieshouwanbizheixiezhishizhihou，zhangfandengdayanjing。benyiweihuazhuangshushiyigejileijineng，danshixianzaiquefaxian，zheiwanyijianzhijiushiyigeheimaa。
huazhuangshu，diqiusidashenshuzhiyi，huazhuangshu，zhengrongshu，bianxingshu，xiutushutongchengsidashenshu。erxianzaizhangfansuoxishoudejiushisidashenshuzhiyidehuazhuangshu，tongguohuazhuang，keyirangyigerenwanquantuotaihuangu。
“奶奶的，逆天。”
zhangfanyanleyankoushuidunangdeshuodao，kanlekanshijian，laibujizixiquyanjiule，jiandandeshoushileyixiazhangfanyouchumenle。
“dajiahao，woshichihuogezhangfan，womenyoujianmianle。jintianwomenhuanyijiadian。bijingzuotianrenjiazuodehaitinggouyisideduiba。”
zhangfanzaicikaibo，zheicizhibojianderenqifeichanghuobao。jingguoyitianderechao，zhangfandefensigaodasibaiwan。
zuikongbudeshixianzaizaixianrenshu，zhenggezaixianrenshu，dadaoleshierwanren。
zheigezaixianrenshukeshifeichangkongbude。naheishouqianjimingdezhubolaishuoba。paizaidiermingdeshiyuge，fensiliangqianyibaiwan，danshikaibodeshihou，renshuzuiduocaibuguoshiwuwanren，pingshiyibandouweichizaishiwanzuoyou。
disanmingheiniuyiqianliubaiwanfensi，kaibozaixianderenshujibenshangdoushiliuqiwanren。erzhangfansibaiwanfensi，kaibozaixianrenshushierwan，zheihaishigangkaiboa。
“凡哥来了……”
“haha，buzhidaonajiadianyaodaomeile……”
“fange，ganjinqu……”
“fange，shouhao，zheishicanfei……”
henduorenkaishishualiwu，zhenggeliwumanpingfei。zhangfanyibianzhiboyibianzouxiangyijiazizhucanting。
“nihao，yigeren……”
zhangfanzaimenkoutaochuqianbao。
“你是凡哥?”
meiyoudengzhangfantaoqian，menkoudeyigebaoanganjinwendao。
“你认识我?”
张凡一脸的好奇。
“renshi，fange，buhaoyisi。womenlaobanjiaodaile，nibunengjinqu。womenlaobanshuole，niyaoshijinqule。womenzheigeyuedegongzijiumeile……”
baoankusangzhelian，baoandehuarangzhibojiandezhongrenxiaoleqilai。
“hahaha，xiaosiwole……”
“fangezheizhenshichuangjilule……”
“我去……”
“nixinbuxin，jintianfangekenengzhaobudaochifandedifangle”
“逗死我了……”
“自助餐公敌啊”
zhibojianneijiaoyigerenao，tamendiyicijiandaozheiyangdeshiqing。
“woduotaodianqianhaibuxingma?”
“fange，ninlaorenjiaxingxinghao，ninhuanyijia，huanyijia……”
“xingxingxing，buweinannile，wohuanyijiazongxingleba。”
zhangfanyumendelikaile，zaidajiadeqidaizhongdaolexiayijia。
“duibuqi，fange，nibunengjinqu……”
“xiansheng，duibuqi，womenlaobanjiaodaile……”
“fange，duibuqi……”
zhibojianyijingxiaodebuchengyangzile，zhenggejishidezizhucantinghaoxiangshanglianghaoside。fanglangyibandefangzhezhangfan，lianxuhuanlewuliujiacanting，jieguodoushiyiyangde。buguanzhangfanruheshuo，renjiajiushiburangzhangfanjinqu。
“wojiushuoba，jintianfangechibushangfan……”
“weifangemoaisanfenzhong……”
“meibanfa，fangeweilitaida……”：
“xintengfange，momonaodai……”
zhibojiandezaixianrenshuyijingbiaoshengdaoshiwuwanle，erzhangfandejingliyerangdajiaxiaodeduziteng。
“wohaijiubuxinzheigexiele，shifu，quwanding……”
zhangfanduichuzucheshifudashengshuodao，wanding，jishizuigaoduandezizhucanting，meigerenshoufeibabaibashiba，jueduidegaoduan。wandingzizhucantingshiwandingjituanqixiadegaodangcanting，tamenkebugansuibianjujuekeren。
“xiongdimen，woquwanding，jintianfangepinshangle……”
“haha，fange，younengnainibawandingchiku……”
“为万鼎默哀……”
“fange，zaiburangnijin，nitousutaqu……”
zhibojianderenkaishijizhangfanchuzhuyi，tongshiyeduizheichangzhiboqidaileqilai。