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baogaokaozhiyuanneitian，wanghongbanhuakaizhibo，shuozijijuedingdaitoufanneijuan，yaobaodazhuan。
全班跟着她一起。
takanzhefeizhangdefensishu，deyiyangyangdixiao：
“neixiexiadengrengongzuo，nimenaisheizuosheizuo。”
“dengzuihouyifenzhong，wojiugaihuiqinghua。”
wohaoxinquanshuo，zheiyangrongyiwangluoyongdu。
nanyouqueshuailewoyibazhang：“nigeshudaizi，yepeijiaowomendenvshenxiaomozuoshi？”
shangyishi，wokukoupoxinquanletamenbanxiaoshi，tongxuemencaijiangzhiyuangaihuiqu。
jianxiaomoqueyinweiwangluoyanchi，huadangzhuanke。
tashoubuledaji，tiaohezisha。
jinlemingxiaodetongxuemenquejitiqiannuyuwo。
tamenzaitongxuejuhuishangbaguangwodeyifu，bawosuozaiktvdebingju。
“sheixihanzheimingxiaoguanghuan？biyelehaibushijirendagong？”
“womendangchugenzhexiaomoshiweileshenme？bujiushiyaodapozheicaodandeguizema？”
“xiaomoshidaiwomenshixianmengxiang！ruguobushiniduoshi，wozaojiupeixiaomoshangdazhuanle！”
tamenzuishangshuozheduimingxiaodebuxie，kequemeiyouyigerenxuanzetuixue。
wozaiqiheibinglengdebingjuzhongdongsi，sibumingmu。
jinianhou，tamenchenglegegelingyudejingying，wodefumuzhinengwangzhewodeyizhaoliulei。
zaicizhengyan，wohuidaolejianxiaomozaijiaoshilizhiboneitian。
zheiyici，wobaozhengbuzaichashou。
祝你们，大专愉快。
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jianxiaomoduizhezhibojingtoutianxiao：“hejiarenmenshuoyijianshi。wojuedingbaodazhuanla。”
弹幕瞬间炸了。
jianxiaomoshiyoumingdewanghongxueba，gaokaoqibaifen，juranyaobaodazhuan？fengleba？
tajiezheshuo：“wobushifeng，woshiqingxing！”
“xuelibudengyunaozi，gengbudengyuzunyan。wonainaisaolesanshiniandajie，tadesaoba，hejiaoshoudegangbiyiyanggaogui。”
“yourenzuobangongshi，jiuyourenyaonaicha。woyuanyiquyaonaicha，yinweineishiguangrongdelaodong。”
“womencongchushengneiyikejiubutongle，pingshenmeyaoanzhaoyitaomobanquhuo？wojiushiyaogaosuquanshehui——ren，bufensanliujiudeng！”
“gaokaozhishichangrenweishedingdeyouxi，erwobuwanle。”
tahuayinluoxia，zhibojianshunjianzhangfenshiwan，“fanneijuannvshenjianxiaomo”dehuatichongshangresou。
jiaoshilidetongxueyigegereleiyingkuang。
“xiaomotainiule！nimenbujuedetatebieqingxingma？duli，qianwei，wuweishehuiguixun！”
“taganshuowomenbuganshuodehua，shixinshidaideluxun！”
nanyouyinsongshoudoupaihongle，yankuangfanzhelei：“linyunru，nizenmeshuo？shibushitebiegandong？niyaobaonasuodazhuan？”
我盯着他。
shangyishi，jiushitajiekoutongxuejuhuibawopiandaoktv，yeshitaxianbaguangwoyifu，rangquanbannanshengbawolunleyibianhou，zaibawosaijinlengju。
wopingjingdishuo：“woyaobaoqinghua。”
tazhijieshuailewoyibazhang：“xueligou！nizheizhongjingzhilijizhuyizhe，woxialeyancaikanshangni！”
shenbiandenvshenggenzhetuilewoyiba：“tajiushimeixin！naoziyigenjin，kanbudongxiaomodejingshenneihe！”
“renjiaxiaomozaidapojiejiguhua，tadaohao，bazhetaneipoqinghuabufangshou。”
wenyiweiyuanhongzheyanjingjiwokanshouji：“wobazhiyuangaichenglanxiang，nainaifapengyouquanshuoweiwojiaoao。nigenbenbudongzheizhongbeijiarenrenkedeganjue！”
zheishi，jianxiaomozantinglezhibo。
tayishenshou，yinsonglianmangdishangnaicha。
jianxiaomoheleyikou，mashangtulechulai。
“wopei！wozhihesanfentang，zheidouzuochengqifentangle。neixieyaonaichadezhongzhuanchunhuo，zidourenbuquan！”
“denghuiwojiezhezhibo，dengzuihouyifenzhong，wozaibazhiyuangaihuilai。”
“luqutongzhixialaideshihou，wojiushuoqinghuaxiaozhangguizheqiuworuxue。”
“zheiboliuliangchixialai，wofensimashangpoqianwan！”
banzhangdiyigefanyingguolai，guzhangdaxiao：“xiaomoguoranshizhanlvexingrencai！”
“shangdazhuandenaozidoubuxing，womenxiaomopeitamenwan，tamenhaidangzhenle？xiaosi。”
jianxiaomodeyidihuanglehuangshouji：“resoudiyile，neixiedixuelidehaizaikuawoni，chunsile。”
全班哄堂大笑。
“tamenpeima？peima？”
“zhenyiweiwomenhetamenyiyanga？xiaosi！”
“fanneijuanneishishuojiqiongrentingde，womenzijidangranyaokaomingxiao，dangrenshangren！”
tamenhuanlianbifanshuhaikuai。
woxiaoleyisheng，meishuohua。
真热闹啊。
shangyishi，wojuranxiangjiuzheiqun**。