第 4章 李美人CPU烧干了

chuzhaozhaojijiangbanlilenggongdexiaoxi,ruyizhenfengbanxunsuchuanbianlezhenggehougong。feipinmenduicifanyinggeyi,yourenjidu,yourenbuxie,erlimeirentingwenhou,xinzhongquefanqilebieyangdexinsi。

zineirizaiyuhuayuanchuzhaozhaonaochuzhangguaizijideqishi,youxianshangneisuoweide“xianshu”hou,limeirenduitadeguanzhudubianriyizengjia。zailimeirenkanlai,chuzhaozhaobenshilenggongqihou,rujinquepingjieyixieqiguaideshouduanhuodetaihouqinglai,jijiangtuolikuhai,zheirangtaxinzhonghenshibufuqi。

yushi,zaiyigeyangguangmingmeidewuhou,limeirenjingxindabanleyifan,daizhejigegongnv,zhigaoqiangdilaidaolelenggong。cishidechuzhaozhaozhengzaifangzhongzhengliweishubuduodexingli,xiaoyahuanzaiyipangbangmang,tingdaowaimiandetongbaosheng,chuzhaozhaoweiweizhoumei:“limeiren?talaizuoshenme?”xinzhongsuiyihuo,danhaishizhenglezhengyishan,yinglechuqu。

“yo,zheibushijijiangbanquzhangchungongdehuanghouniangniangma,zhenshigongxiniangniangle。”limeirenjiandaochuzhaozhao,pixiaoroubuxiaodishuodao,yuqizhongmanshichaofeng。

chuzhaozhaoxinzhongmingbailimeirenlaiyibushan,danlianshanghaishiguazhedandandexiaorong:“limeirenkeqile,buguoshitaihouniangniangdeendian,bengongyezhishishouchongruojingbale。”

limeirenshangxiadaliangzhechuzhaozhao,yanshenzhongtouluchubuxie:“heng,buguoshixiepangmenzuodaobale,yebuzhidaohuanghouniangniangyongleshenmeshouduan,jingnengrangtaihouniangnianggaibianxinyi。mobushizhendeyoushenmehumeizhishu?”

chuzhaozhaoxinzhongnaonu,zheilimeirenshizaishiwuliqunao,dantahaishiqiangyanuhuo,juedingyongzijidefangshilaiyingdui。taweiweiyixiao,shuodao:“limeirenzheihuashuodekejiuqiguaile。bengongbuguoshijinlezijidebenfen,faxianxiangruiziranyaoxianjitaihouniangniang。daoshilimeiren,jinrizheibanxingshidongzhongdiqianlai,pashizuiwengzhiyibuzaijiua。”

limeirenbeichuzhaozhaoshuodelianshangyihong,dantahaishiyingzhetoupishuodao:“huanghouniangnianghebiguaiwanmojiao。zaizheihougongzhizhong,dajiadouweilebixiadechongaifeijinxinsi,keniangniangdaohao,buanchanglichupai,haishuoshenmebuzaizhengchong。heng,sheizhidaoniangniangxinlidaodizenmexiangde。”

chuzhaozhaoxinzhongyidong,zheibuzhengshixuanyangzijiliniandehaojihuima?taqingleqingsangzi,shuodao:“limeiren,nijuedezaizheihougongzhengchong,zhendenengdedaoxingfuma?meirijiaojinnaozhi,yuqitajiemeigouxindoujiao,nandaobuleima?”

limeirenlengxiaoyisheng:“huanghouniangniangzheishishuodeshenmehua?zaizheigongzhong,ruowubixiachongai,neibianshiwuyiwukao,rihouderizikezenmeguo?”

chuzhaozhaoyaoleyaotou,shuodao:“limeiren,nizheixiangfakejiudacuotecuole。jiuhaobizaiyigezhichangzhong……”shuodaozheili,chuzhaozhaoturanxiangqizijiqianshizuowei996shechushikanguode《zhichangfangpuashouce》,xinzhongdunshiyoulezhuyi。

“zhichang?neishishenme?”limeirenyilianmangrandiwendao。

chuzhaozhaoyebujieshi,ziguzidibeisongqilai:“zaizhichangzhong,womenchangchanghuiyudaoyixieren,tamendazheweinihaodeqihao,buduandayanidezixin,biandinidenengli,rangnijuedezijiyishiwucheng,zhinengyikaotamen。zheijiushipua,qinggancaokongdeyizhongshouduan。erzaizheihougongzhizhong,bixiadechongaijiurutongzhichangzhongdexujiakuazan,kansiyouren,shizehuirangwomenmishiziwo。”

limeirendengdaleyanjing,yilianmimangditingzhechuzhaozhaodehua,tawanquantingbudongshenmeshizhichang,shenmeshipua,danchuzhaozhaoneiyibenzhengjingdeyangzi,querangtamomingdigandaozhenhan。

chuzhaozhaojixushuodao:“womenzaizheihougong,benjiurutongbeikunzaiyigewuxingdelaolongzhizhong。ruguohaiweileneixuwupiaomiaodechongai,huxiangshanghai,zuizhongzhihuiluodegeliangbaijushangdexiachang。jiuxiangzaizhichangzhong,tongshizhijianruoshihuxiangqingya,buzhuzhongtuanduihezuo,zhenggegongsidouwufafazhan,zuizhongdajiadoumeiyouhaojieguo。”

limeirentingzhechuzhaozhaodehua,xinzhongsuiranyihuozhongzhong,danbuzhiweihe,quejuedeyoujifendaoli。tazhanglezhangzui,xiangyaofanbo,queyoubuzhidaogaishuoxieshenme。

chuzhaozhaokanzhelimeirendeyangzi,zhidaozijidehuaqilezuoyong,yushichenredatie:“limeiren,nixiangxiang,rugongyilai,nizhendekuailema?meitiandanxinzijishifoushichong,shifoubeiqitajiemeisuanji,zheiyangderizi,zhendeshinixiangyaodema?”

limeirendeyanshenzhongshanguoyisiyouyu,taxiangqizijirugonghoudeririyeye,weilenengranghuangdiduokanzijiyiyan,queshifeilebushaoxinsi,yeyincibiandeyuelaiyuejiaolv,yuelaiyuepibei。

chuzhaozhaojianlimeirenyousuodongrong,jixushuodao:“womenweihebunenghuanyizhongfangshishenghuoni?buzaizhizheyuzhengchong,dajiaheheqiqide,yiqizaizheigongzhongxunzhaoshuyuzijidelequ,xiangshoushenghuo。zheiyangderizi,bubizhengrigouxindoujiaoyaohaodeduoma?”

limeirenchenmolexujiu,zuizhongqingshengshuodao:“huanghouniangniang,ninshuodezheixie,wocongweixiangguo。zhishi……zhishizheigongzhongdeguijuruci,woyouzennengqingyigaibianni?”

chuzhaozhaoxiaozheshuodao:“guijushirendingde,ziranyekeyigaibian。zhiyaowomendajiaqixinxieli,woxiangxin,yidingnenggaibianzheihougongdefengqi。limeiren,niyuanyihebengongyiqima?”

limeirentaiqitou,kanzhechuzhaozhaojiandingdeyanshen,xinzhongwuweizachen。tazhidao,chuzhaozhaoshuodezheixie,kansimeihao,danyaozhenzhengshixian,tanherongyi。danbuzhiweihe,taxinzhongqueduichuzhaozhaosuoshuodeneizhongshenghuo,youleyisixiangwang。

jiuzaizheishi,limeirenshenbiandeyigegongnvrenbuzhushuodao:“niangniang,ninbietinghuanghouniangnianghushuo。zheihougongzhizhong,xianglaidoushiruci,zhengchongcaishizhengdao。ruoshibuzheng,kongparihouliankoufanchidounan。”

limeirentinglegongnvdehua,xinzhongyoushiyizhendongyao。tayaoleyaozuichun,shuodao:“huanghouniangniang,nindehua,rongwozaixiangxiangba。”shuowan,yebudengchuzhaozhaohuida,biandaizhegongnvmencongconglikaile。

kanzhelimeirenliqudebeiying,xiaoyahuanrenbuzhushuodao:“niangniang,zheilimeirenzhenshibuzhihaodai,ningentashuolezheimeduo,taquehaishizhimibuwu。”

chuzhaozhaoxiaolexiao,shuodao:“meiguanxi,tanengtingjinquyixie,jiuyijingshigehaodekaishile。gaibianyigerendexiangfa,bushiyichaoyixinengzuodaode,womenyoudeshishijian。”