第二章:不会下蛋的鸡

yishunjian,liuyanfeiyupumianerlai,yuanlaizheiduanzhuangdetidedaxiaojie,yeshiqingrendehaizi,yunzongdeqinshengnver!

neixiefurenmenzuihenzheizhongjianbuderendexiaosanhesishengnv,tuomoxingzikuaiyaobataishangneiyijiasankoupensi!

taishangyijiasankoudeliansebianleyoubian,yunqingqingxiaomimidekaikou:“diedi,qingqingshixiangyaotixingni,zuorenkebunengwangbenya,chimamadeyongmamadezhumamade,haibeipanmamawangtuqiangzoumamadeyichan,zhikexiya,nikaozhehuayanqiaoyupiandelemama,kepianbulewaigong!”

zhongrenzheicaihuangranxiangqi,mianqianzheigenanrencongqianzhishiyigeqiongxiaozi,haimeishenmenengli,yinweibangshangleyunqingqingdemuqinliuhuancaideyifanshen!

erxianrujin,zheigecaizheqizishangweidenanrenbujinzaihunneichuguishengxiasishengnv,haizaiqiziqushizhihoutunbingleqizidecaichan!jianzhishibuyaolian!

binkemendengzhegaotaishangdedaomaoanrandenanren,manmashengbujueyuer,hexinxingangshuliqidewenwanxiaojierensheyejinshubengta!

heruoyanhehexinxinbeimademianhongerchi,henbudedagedifengzuanjinqu,tamennushizheyunqingqing,henbudebatachirufuzhong!

yunqingqingpaipaishou,wenyudaizheliujiacongqiandeguanjiacongmenwaizoujinlai,shoulihainazheyigewenjian,wenyubigongbijingdebawenjiandijiyunqingqing。

“daxiaojie,zheishiniyaodedongxi。”

yunqingqingshenshoujieguolai,kanzhehuzihuabaideguanjiazunjingdao:“liuyeyehao。”

guanjiadiandiantou,yanzhongyiximengshangleyicengyanlei,tadengzhegaotaishangdenanren,henhende“pei!”leyisheng:“laoyezidangshijiukanzhenibuxiangshishenmehaonanren,kanlaihaizhenranglaoyezishuozhele,nijiushigebuzhebukouderenzha!”

yunzhenglimianseqingbai,tasisidedengzhesanren,suihou,yunqingqingzaizhongmukuikuizhixiachaikaiwenjian,nachulimiandeyizhu,dashengdao:“waizufuyouliangfenyizhu,diyifen,shizaitaqushihou,lqjituandegufenguiyumuqinsuoyou,zheidierfen……”

yunqingqingdunledun,kanzheyunzhenglixinlifengci,timuqingandaobuzhi。

“dierfen,ruoshimuqinbuxingqushi,suoyoudeyichanguiyutadeqinwaisunnv,yunqingqingsuoyou!”

guanjiayelengzhelianshishidezhanchulai:“woshizheifenyizhudejianzhengren,zuihouyikeyepeizailaoyezishenbian,wonengzuozheng!”

cihuayichu,taishangsanrendoushale,zhongrenyehuaran。

renqunzhonggengshibushaorenkaishiguzhangjiaohao,liujiadeguanjiatamendourende,kanlai,zheilqjituanyaobiantianle!

xinghao!zheimedadejituanmeiyoujiaojimianqianzheigedaomaoanranderenzha!

quezaicishi,gaotaishangdeyunzhenglihaowuyuzhaodedaxiaoleqilai!

yunzhenglidaxiaozheyanleidouchulaile,jinhufengkuangdeyonglipaizheshou:“haoa!haoa!laotianyedoubangwoa!”

heruoyanhehexinxinkuaijifengle,kanzheyunzhengliyitouwushui。

jiujianyunzhengliyanshenyihen,tasisidedengzheyunqingqing,yiziyijudao:“liulaoyeziqiansuanwansuan,genbensuanbudao,yunqingqinggenbenjiubushiliuhuandeqinshengnver,gengbushitadeqinwaisunnv,hahahaha!”

yunzhenglisanbubingzuoliangbuzouxiataijie,dingzheyunqingqingxiaodegengsiyi:“liuhuanjiushiyizhibuhuixiadandeji!”

tingdaotawuruliuhuan,yunqingqinglianshunleng,yunzhengliyibaqiangguoyunqingqingshouzhongdehuatong,wenyulimashangqianyibujingtidedangzaiyunqingqinggenqian,shengpayunzhenglizuochushenmeshanghaiyunqingqingdeshiqing。

“zhuwei,doutinghaole!woyunmourenjintianyaoxuanbudedierjianshi,jiushiyunqingqingyagenbushiwodeqinshengnver!liuhuandangnianquerenlewufashengyu,jiujianleyigegunvhuilaiyangzhe,duiwaixuanchengshizaiguowaishengchan!zhiyouxinxinshiwodeqinshengnver!”

judadejingxicongtianerjiang,jihuranghexinxinshazaileyuandi,tadezuichundoujidongdelianfanzhandouzhe!

liuhuanmeiyouqinshengnver,neizheifenyizhujiubuchengli,tahaishilqjituandedaxiaojie!

yunqingqingyizheng,tacumeilengshengfanwen:“nizaihushuobadaoshenme!”

yunzhenglideyidelenghengyisheng,taishouzhaohulejigeshizhenachulaiyigexiaoxiangzirengjiyunqingqing,wenyubangmangdakai,limianshiyizhanggueryuandelingyangcezi,yunqingqingshentigexiangjianchashu,heyunqingqinggenliuhuanyijiyunzhengliquerenwuxueyuanguanxidejiandingshu!

“daxiaojie,zhei……zenmehuizheiyang?”wenyuheguanjiayemengle,fenfentaiyankanzheyunqingqing。

yunqingqingjiangzaileyuandi,zenmehuizheiyang?

nandao,tajingranbushimamadeqinshengnverma?

heruoyanhehexinxinyangmeituqi,henhendengzheyunqingqing,jiulianyunzhengliyeyouyizhongdachoudebaodekuaigan。

yunzhenglijinriyiranzaizhongrenmianqiansipolian,xianzaishenmedoubuzaihule,taehenhendao:“yunqingqing,gaigundandeshini!xinxincaishiwodebaobeinver,zheijituanshiliujitade!nideqinshengfumuwoyijingzhaodaole,shiyigeshangougouliqianleyipiguzhaidenongmingong,guobulejitianjiuguolaijienile,nihaishihuiquhaohaoxiangshouba!”

“lairen,bazheixierenjiworengchuqu!”

huayinyiluo,waimianlaileyiqunchuanzheheiyifudebaobiaofengyongershang,henhendequganzheyunqingqingyizhongren,qinglaidebinzangduizaojiuheshale,yigegesayazijiupao,zhenglengjian,jiulianyunqingqingsanrenyebeidiulechuqu!

“peng!”deyisheng,damenyongliheshang,zuihouyiyan,shihexinxinwubideyidexiaorong。

“daxiaojie,nimeishiba?”

wenyudengzhejinbidedamenhenhenmaleyiju,lianmangshangqianqufuqiyunqingqing。

yunqingqingyouxiezhengleng,guanjiacoushangqianlai,xiangshuoyoubuzhigaishuoshenme。

“wenyu,niqubadangniandeshiqingjiwochaqingchu,wubiyaoshiwujuxi,liuyeye,woxianrangrensongnihuiqu,zheijianshiqing,wodingranhuijinigejiaodai!”

yunqingqingtaohuayanzhongyipianhenla,jiusuantabushimamadeqinshengnver,yebunengrangduitaneimehaodewaigonghemamadechanyeluozaineizhongrenzhadeshouli!

“是!”

是夜——

wenyuyilianweinandezoujinbangongshi,bangongshizaidingceng,youyigejudadeluodichuang,yunqingqingzhengzhanzaichuangqiankanzhewaimiandenihongdengchushen。

tingdaojiaobusheng,tahuitou:“youjieguole?”

wenyuyuyanyouzhi,zuihouhaishidiandiantou:“daxiaojie,nindequebushiliuzongdeqinshengnver……”