第六章: 我阉了你!

yuqingqingzhengjingya,qianhengjiuxiaomimidedaizheyixiaoduirenzoushangqianlai,neixierenshouzhongpengzheyigegewenjian。

“sixiaojie,dashaoyesongninsankuaiyiwanpingmiyishangjingshijingjikaifaqudedipiyijiwutaobieshuhesantaodapingceng,ershaoyesongninliangtaosanjiasirenyiyuan、yijiashijieliansuogaodangmeirongyuan、hesanliangjiazhishangyidepaoche,sanshaoyesongninsangefuzhuangpinpai,baokuowanlifu、yundongzhuanghebianzhuang,haiyouyitaojiazhishigeyidezhubaoshoushiyiji……sanshaoyedeyibaitaoqinbiqianming,shuoshirangninhuiqusongrenyong。”

shuodaozuihou,qianhengdouyouxiegangadechelechezuijiao。

tongzinuoquezhaleguo,zhangyawuzhuadeshuotajigeerzidoushitiezhinan,songdeliwumeishenmeyong。

fandaoshiyuqingqing,yaobushizheimeduorenzaitakejiuyaoyibengsanchigaole,tashuangyanmaoshandian,chengweiyigemeiyouganqingde“wasa!”jiqi。

jiusuanshiqinbiqianming,tayekeyizhuanshoumaichuqua,xianzaiyuyandeyizhangqinbiqianmingchaodaoleyiwanjia,yibaitaodehuaqibujiushiyibaiwanle?

yu·caimi·qingqingfenlegeqiqibabaxinlilekailehua。

kanzhenverzheiyangzi,tongzinuobietiduoxinteng,zheicainadaonaa,nverjiuzheimegaoxing,tadebaobeinveryiqianguodeshishenmekurizia!

yusiyuejiqiheshiyidexiaomimidedishangyizhangheika:“qingqing,zheishibabahemamajinideliwu,zheizhangkashangyouyiqiangeyi,nikeyizijichuangyehuozhetouzi,daxianizijideyifantiandi。”

yuqingqingnazhekazhiduosuo,zhijuedezheikatangshou!

夺夺夺……夺少?

一千个亿?

laotianyea,tazheishizouleshenmechaojidagoushiyunlewuwuwu!

“zheibuhaoyisiba?baba?”

huasuizheimeshuo,yuqingqingquewubichengshideyibajiubaheikasaizailezijidedoudouli,xiaomimidezhazhayankanzhefumu。

yusiyuebeidouxiaole,qinnidedianledianqizideetou:“nuonuo,nverhenizhenxiang,doushigexiaocaimi。”

tongzinuodengletayiyan,yingyinghenghengdao:“feihua,wonverbuhewoxiang,nanbuchenghaihenineixiaochulianxiang?”

yusiyueyiye,wunaibaotaguolai:“zheidouduoshaonianqiandeshiqingle,hainiansuan,ng?ayizuohaowufanle,xiangbiqingqingyeele,zanmenhuiquchifanba!”

yuqingqingzhazhayan,taxiudaolebaguadeweidao!

fanzhuoshang,tongzinuoyigejingdejiyuqingqingjiacai:“nve,nitaishoule,nikuaihaohaobubu,duochibaoyu!”

“来个海参!”

“hewanchongcaolvdoutang!”

“jinqiangyuniaibuaichie?”

“alasijiadiwangxiepeiangesiniurouyehaochi!”

“……”

yuqingqingkanzhexiaodiezizhongmaojiandeshiwu,xinli“sihasiha”,zheiyipanzideshangshiwan,bijingyizhialasijiadiwangxiejiuyaosanwan。

“谢谢妈妈。”

yuqingqingxiaokouxiaokoudechizhe,mantiaosiliyouyouya,tongzinuozhihutaiyangyan,tamubuzhuanjingdedingzhenver,halazidoukuaiyaoliuxialaile。

xiangdaoshijiandaonverdeneijiarenbatapeiyangdezheimehao,tongzinuolianmangtaiqitouwendao:“qianguanjia,liwudousongjiqingqingdeyangfumulema?”

qianhengyileng,heizhelianzoushangqianqu:“baoqian,furen,yuanliangwozizuozhuzhangdemeiyousongchuliwu,neijiaren,shizaishipeibushang!”

tongzinuoyouxiemangrandewenweishenme,jiulianyusiyueyelengliantaiqitoulai。

qianhengyaoleyaoya,baneiyunxinxinduitaheduiyuqingqingshuodehuayizibuluodefushulechulai,zuihouzaishuodao:“……neinvhaishenzhihaichadianhaidesixiaojie……”

shishenerzihaimeishuochulai,jiujianyuqingqingshuaileyigejinggaodeyanshen,talikejinlesheng,yuqingqingcalecazui。

“babamama,zheixiedongxi,dequeshibuyongjitamen,wodeyangmuyijingyinweichehuoguoshi,rujinzaibieshuzhongdeshiwoneihaobabahetazaiwaiyangdexiaosanhegenwoyibandadesishengnv。”

yuqingqingyiwuyishidebasuoyougushidoushuolechulai,yujiafufulianseheidedimo。

“wohaimeijianguozheimebuyaoliandenanren!ruanfanyingchi,haiwangtuyongqizideyichanyangxiaosan!”

tongzinuoqideshiyuquanwu,zheimehairentingwendegushi,tahaishidiyicitingdao。

yuqingqingmianqianggoulegouzuijiao,yanzhongshayiyishanerguo:“suoyibabamama,wobuhuirangwomamadecaichanjiaojineixierenzhade。”

yusiyuediandiantou,tengxidekanxiangnver:“ruguoyouxuyaobangmangde,jinguanxiangbabamamakaikou,shoushiyunjia,zaijiandanbuguo。”

yunqingqingdangranzhidao,yiyujiadeshili,yibaigeyunjiayeshihuihuishoudeshiqing,zhishiliuhuanduitayouyangyuzhien、jiaodaotixiezhien,taxudezijiweitabaochou,ruoshirangyujiachushouyousuanshenmeni?

“wozhidaole,babamama。”

tongzinuotanlekouqi,banverbaojinhuaili:“baobeiya,dengguoduanshijian,babamamagenniyiqiqujibainideyangmu,tacaishibabamamazhenzhengyaoganxiederen。”

yuqingqingtiantiandedianlediantou:“haodemama~”

fanhou,yuqingqingzhenggenzhenvyongguanghuayuan,shoujijiu“dingdong”yisheng。

tasuiyidiankaiweixin,shiwenyufalaidexiaoxi,kanwanzhihou,yuqingqingturanchixiaochusheng。

云馨馨,好样的。

zheimebubatashuodehuafangzaixinshang,xiwangtakebiehouhui。

jiantabuzoule,nvyongtingxialai:“sixiaojie,qianmiandemudanhuakaidezhenghao,limianhaiyouyigexianshenghefurenweininzhadeqiuqian,niyaobuyaoqukankan?”

yuqingqingyaotou:“buyonglameinvjiejie,womenxianhuiquba。”

nvyongxiulexiu,diandiantougenzheyuqingqingwanghuizou,xindaoguoranyujiaderendoushizuihaoderen!

zhengtingnei,tongzinuoyibengsanchigao:“shenme!wodebaobeinve,nicaiganghuilaibantian,zenmezheijiuyaozoua!”

“buxing,mamaburangnizou!chufeinidaizhemamayiqizouwuwuwu!”

yitingyuqingqingshuoyaolikai,tongzinuoyishuanglianyandetaohuazhonglimajiuxu

manleyanlei,tamengdibaozhunverdeyaoshen,sapodagundeburanglikai。

yuqingqingwunai,paipaitongzinuodehoubei:“mama,wobuguoshihuifshi,bushihuibulaileya,hekuangwohuijingchanghuilaikannide,nibiekule!yaoburan……woyouyaohuanyifule。”

tongzinuolimazhizhuleyanlei,hongzheyanmanlianchenguaidekanzhenver。

yusiyuezoushangqianlai,kanzhenverqingtan:“shibushifshiyoushiqingmeiyouchulihao?”

yuqingqingdiantou,yusiyue“ng”leyisheng,rangguanjiaqianhengdijiyuqingqingyizhangmingpian:“zheishifshidechenganzhonggong,shiyujiadechanye,zheishizongjinglizhaoqi,niyaoshiyouxuyaobangmangde,jinguanzhaota。”

yuqingqingjieguolai,ganjidekanletayiyan:“babamama,wohuijingchanghuilaikannimendee!”

kanzheyuqingqinglikai,tongzinuomanlianbushe,tashijingjileyusiyueyiquantou:“nijiubuwenqingchuma,wanyinveryouweixianzenmeban?yaoshinveryoushenmeshi,wozaileni……woyanleni!”

yusiyueyuefawunai,tabaqizilajinhuaizhong,qinleqintadeetou:“guai,nverzheimeduonianbuzaiwomenshenbian,zaojiuyoulezijideshenghuo,womenbunengguoduoganshe。”

“hekuang,womendenverhenshilihaide。”

tataishou,rangzhulinaguolaiyifenwenjiandijitongzinuo,tongzinuobanxinbanyidedakai,shuangyanlimafangguang。

jidongdehenbudetiaoqilai!

yuanlaineijiashangshibuguosinianjiuchaoguotamendezhubaogongsijiushitanverdechanye!tataijiaoaole!