表哥带对象回家后,我被安上了吸血虫亲戚的恶名第一章

biaogedaiduixianghuijiahou,wobeianshanglexixuechongqinqideeming。

tayijinmenjiuxianqidikanxiangwo:“nijiushineigezhuzaiwoduixiangdebieshuli,sihuobukenbanzoudebiaomeiba?”

我满脸问号。

住在这里确实不假。

kezheidongbieshushiwofumuliuxiadeyichan,fangchanzhengshangshiwodemingzia!

wonianjiqinqing,cairangguanjiajiduzidapindebiaogeanpaileyigefangjianzhu。

zenmetatanlegelianai,wofandaochenglaizhebuzoudeqiongqinqile?

1

biaogeguyandaizhetadeduixiangjinmenshi,wozhengjiyangtaideshanchahuajiaoshui。

linfeifeidabandehuazhizhaozhan,congjinmenkaishijiubuduandaliangzhenggebieshu,manyidelianliandiantou。

zhidaozoudaoyangtai,kanjianchuanzhejiajufudewo,tacaiweiweicumei,xianqidao:

“nijiushiyizhilaizaiayanjiadeqiongqinqiba?”

woyihuodikanzheta,zhijuedemomingqimiao。

guyanwenshengzouguolai,linfeifeilikehuanshangxiaolian,“ayan,jieshaoyixiaba~”

biaogexiaozhebawojieshaojita。

“feifei,zheishibiaomeisuwan,congxiaoyiqizhangda,shiwozaibeichengzuiqinzuiqinderen。”

linfeifeibaozheshoubei,qingmiedishangxiasaoshiwo,“zhangde……haixing,jiushitaibuyaolian。”

wokanxiangguyan,tacaikaikou,“feifei,bieluankaiwanxiao。”

linfeifeisihaomeiyoubizuideyisi,fandaoshijiaoxiaozhebashentitiejinbiaoge,yongyizhongzhenzhidekouwenshuo:

“wonayoukaiwanxiao,laizhiqianwojiutingnidepengyoushuonixinshan,shouliulegemeidifangqudeqinqi,zhiqianwohaiyiweitamenshuodeqinqishixiaohaizihuozhequegeboquetuidekelianren,meixiangdaozhenyourenhaohaodequecengchicenghea,jintianyesuanshikaiyanle。”

wolengshengdaduan,“shouliu?cengchicenghe?nitingguyandenagepengyoushuode?”

ketinglidekongqifangfozaizheiyikeninggule。

guyandemeitouzhouleqilai:“feifei,nitingsheiluanzaodeyao?wanwanzaizheigejialihenzhongyao,nayoushenmeshouliubushouliude。”

“nibiehushuo,rewanwanbugaoxing。”

顾言欲盖弥彰。

linfeifeilianmangwuzhuzui,luchuqiaopidebiaoqing,yanjingqueyizhiwangwoshenshangkan。

“ayan~biezheimeyansuma,kenengshiwotingchale,dabulewojibiaomeidaoqian。”

“nibuzhidao,zhuyaoshiwoshenbianhaoduorendouzheimeyilunni,shuonirentaihaole,zijidapinbenlaijiuburongyi,haiyaodaizhegeleizhui。”

tatingdunleyixia,muguangzaiwoshenshangzhuanleyiquan,yuqixiandegengjiawugu。

“tingleneixiexianhua,jintianyoukandaosuwanmeimeizheimedageren,shenglonghuohude,quebuchuqushangban,quankaoniyigerendapin,woxintengnima。”

budengwoshuohua,tajiuzhuazheguyandeyijiao:“buguowoyebushirongbuxiaqinqideren,yihoubuhuiqingyixiangxinwairendehuale。”

“suwanmeimeiyebieduoxiang,ayandouzheimeshuole,wojiunanidangqinmeimei,buguoshitianyishuangkuaizi。”

linfeifeiwaixingjingli,yehenhuishuohua,jijuhuajiubabiaogehongdezhaobuzhebei。

woquehenbushufu,geyingdehuang。

tacongyijinmen,jiukaishijiwokoushipenzi,gangcaineihuatingqilaixiangshizaijieshihedaoqian。

shijishangshibacengchicengheheleizhuidebiaoqianyouwangwoshenshangtieleyiceng。

haikeyidianchulewobeishouliudejiaxiang。

wodeshouzhibuzijuedizuanjinle。

wohebiaogedouzhuzaizheiermeicuo。

danzheidongbieshushiwofumuliujiwode。

fumuyiwaiqushihou,jiwoliuxiafangzihechanye,zugouwoyishiwuyouguowanzheibeizi。

shibiaogedefumu,yejiushiwodejiujiujiuma,zhudongtichurangtalaidachengshipeiwo。

yilaishipawoyigerengudan,erlaiyeshixiwangtanengzaidachengshiyougenghaodefazhan。

wonianzheshijiniandeqinqing,caitongyirangtazhujinlai。

zenmetajiaolegenvpengyou,wojiucongfangzhubianchenglebeitashouliudeleizhuile?!

danshiyixiangzhetanvpengyoudiyicilai,haishidejitadianmianzi,wojiumeiyouduoshuoshenme。

zheidunwanfan,chideyichangyayi。

linfeifeisihuyishidaoguyanhenzhongshiwozheigebiaomei,takaishiweitagangcaishuodehuazhaobu。

youshijiwojiacai,youshijiwodaoshui,haishuohuizunzhongbiaogedeyiqiejueding。

zhiyouzaibujingyijianduishideshihou,caihuichajuedaotahaobuyanshideqingmiehediyi。

womianshangbudongshengse,danxinliqueexindehuang。

kuaisujiejuewanzheidunwanfan,biaogequyangtaijiedianhua。

linfeifeixiangshichajuedaoleshenme,wogangxiangzou,tajiulikezhanqi,bawozhuaidaoshafashangzuoxia。

haiguzuoqinnidepaiwodeshou,

“suwanmeimei,nibieshengwodeqiha,woyeshixintengayan,zuikuailedian,meixiangdaorangnibukaixinle。”

tazhazheyanjing:“qishiwotebienengtihuinidexinqing,zhende。”

womianwubiaoqingdishituzhengkaitadeqianzhi:“tihuiwoshenme?”

“tihuinideburongyiya。”

tazhoumeikanzhewo,yuqilidaizheyizhongshishebandeyouyuegan。

“nikan,ayanxianzaiyouwole,womenyihoushiyaojiehunde。”

“nini,suiranzanshizhuzaizheili,danbijingbushinidejia,duibudui?”

“yihouwoheayanjiehunle,nigenwomenzhuzaiyiqi,zongguishibutaifangbiande,nvhaizima,zongyaoweizijidejianglaikaolvyixia。”

wokanzheta,huranganjuehuangmiuyoukexiao。

“lin**,nishuozheihuawobutaimingbai,wozaiwozijidefangzili,xuyaokaolvshenmejianglai?”

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linfeifeilianshangdexiaorongyoupiankedeninggu,danhenkuaiyouzhongxinduileqilai。

tasongkaishou,pailepaiwodejianbang,yongyizhongwoshenmedouzhidao,wolijiededekouwenshuo。

“dong,wodoudong,nvhaizilianpiboma。”

“buguonifangxin,yihouwojiushizheigejiadenvzhurenle,yaoshinishiquyidian,wohuirangayanjinizhaogehaodifangzairangnibanchuqude。”

worenwukerendizhanqishen,jugaolinxiadikanzheta。

“lin**,woxiangnikenenggaocuoleshenme。”

“diyi,zheilishiwojia,wobukenengbanzou。”

“dier,zheigejiadenvzhurenshiwo,erqieyongyuandouzhihuishiwo。”

“zuihou,woyebuxuyaonihebiaogeweiwoanpairenheshi。”

linfeifeideweizhuangzhongyubeisipole,tadeliansechediyinchenxialai,sisididingzhewo,shengyinjianrui。

“suwan,wojiniliannizuihaodouzhe!”

“ayanjiaoniyishengbiaomei,nihaizhenbazijidangzheibieshudezhurenle?yigekaoayanshouliucainengzhuzaizheilidenvren,yigebuyaoliandexixueguiqinqi,niyoushenmezigegenwoheng?”

“资格?”

wopingjingdihuiyingta:“woyoumeiyouzigebushinishuolesuan。”

“fandaoshilin**ni,diyicidengmenzuoke,jiuxiangzhedangnvzhuren,niheguyanlingzhenglema?nideweizhi,youbaiqingchulema?”

“你!”

linfeifeiqidemanliantonghong,zhengyaofazuo。

kandaobiaogedawandianhuacongyangtaizoujinlai,talikehuanshangleyifushouletiandaweiqudebiaoqing。

yankuangshunjianjiuhongle,weiqudiyingshangqu:“ayan~”

tacouzaiguyanerduobianshangshuolejiju。

wolandexinshangtadebiaoyan,zhuanshenjiuzhunbeishanglou。

“晚晚。”

biaogejiaozhulewo,yuqilidaizheyisizebei。

“feifeitajintiandiyicilai,kenengyouxiehuameibiaodaqingchu,nibieneimemingan。”

wokanleyiyanduozaitashenhou,zhengchongwoluchutiaoxinyanshendelinfeifei。

xinliwozhehuo,“guyan。”

wokanzheta,yiziyijudikaikou:“tashuowoshikaonicainengzhuzaizheilideleizhui,haishuonimenjiehunzhihou,wojiudebanzou。”

“kaolvdezheimezhangyuan,nizhendejuede,zheishimeibiaodaqingchuma?”

biaogedemeitousuodegengjinle。

“takaiwanxiao,nijiaozhenshenme?zheiliyongyuanshinidejia,feifeimeiyouneigeyisi。”

没有那个意思?

woshenxileyikouqi,turanjuedezaizhengbianxiaquyemeiyourenheyiyile。

tajiranxuanzexiangxintadenvpengyoushiyiduobuanshishidejiaoruoxiaohua。

woshuozaiduo,yezhishiwuliqunao。

“好好。”

woyaoleyaotou,meizaiduokantayiyan,jingzhishanglelou。

yeli,wotangzaichuangshang,zhanzhuannanmian。

guyandaodishizhenchunhaishizhenkanbuchulailinfeifeidexinsi?

diertian,pengyoufaxianwozhuangtaibudui,yuewochuqusanxin。

womenzaiyijiasifangcaizuoxia,taxiaoxinyiyidewen:

“wanwan,nishiyushangshenmefanxinshierlema?”

wodianlediantou,“biaogedailegenvpengyouhuilai。”

tayuyanyouzhi,“ni……nibiaogedainvpengyouhuijia,bushihaoshierma?dengtachengjiale,zhenghaobanzou!nandao……”

我没有说话。

xiaochengyouwen:“tarenzenmeyang?zhangdehaokanma?duinihaobuhao?“

wochelechezuijiao,huileyiju。

”zhangdeshihaixing,zhiyuduiwo,eyihenda。“

xiaochengyihuo:“eyi?tabuyinggaibanigongqilaima?buranjiupingguyan,zhinenghexibeifengba,yeshizhanlenideguang,tamencaiyoujihuijianyijianbeichengshuyishuerdebieshu”

woxiaolexiao:“buzhidaobiaogezenmegentajiangde,tahaoxiangyiweiwoshibeiguyanshouliu,laizaijialicengchicenghedeqiongqinqi,tahaimawobuyaolian。“

xiaochengtingdaozheier,chengdeyixiazhanqilai,shengyinbiwohaijidong。

“**!tanaoziyoubingba?!tasuannagencongaganzheimeshuoni?”

“zheibieshushinibamaliujinide!tapingshenmea?nibiaogeni?tajiukanzhetanvpengyouzheimeqifuni?”

“wobiaogejuedetashikaiwanxiaode,shiwotaiminganle。”wowulidishuodao。

“zheijiaokaiwanxiao?zheihualimiandeeyidoukuaiyichupingmulehaoma!nibiaogeshibushilongle?”

xiaochengyifentianying:“tazheishibaiminglexiangjiuzhanquechao,jinggaonibiefangaitadangnvzhuren!xinjibiao!taiexinle!buguotayeshigeshade,tayiweisujiadeqiandoushiguyande?tamenzheixierenzenmeduibierendeqianzheimeyouzhanyouyuni?”

tingzheguimidenuma,woxinliyujideyuqishaoweishujieleyixie。

“suanle,fanzhengtayedaibuleduojiu,biaogedalejishiniandeguanggun,haoburongyizhaodaoyigeduixiang,suitaquba,yihoushaogentajianmianjiushile。”

wozheiyanganweixiaocheng,yexiangshizaimabiziji。

xiaochengyijiuqibuguo:“nikebunengzheimesuanle!xiacitazaigantaisuitoushangdongtu,nizhijienafangchanzhengshuaitalianshang!rangtazhidaosheicaishizhuren!”

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huasuiruci,danwozhongjiuhaishigujizhehebiaogeshijiniandeqingfen。

jiujiuyijiashiweishubuduodeqinren,bamazaishideshihou,tamenduiwoyehaibucuo。

wobuxiangrangshiqingnaodetaijiang。

buguowowanquanmeiyouliaodaowoderenrangjilelinfeifeiyizhongwohenhaoqifudecuojue。

dangwan,linfeifeijiutuozhejigedahaoxinglixiang,tangerhuangzhidizhubanlejinlai。

tasihujiangwodehuadangchengleerpangfeng,xiadingjuexinyaozuoshiwoxixueguiqiongqinqideshenfen,haoxuanshi**,bawoganchusujia,zuoxiangronghuafugui。

tawanquanshiyifunvzhurendezuopai,haizhuantiaowozaijiadeshihouheguyanniwai,shengpawobuzhidaotamendeganqingyouduohao。

tawulideduiwoshenghuodeyiqiezhishouhuajiao。

“niwoshimenkouneigeqinghuacipingshigudongma?baizaineierduoweixiana,yaoshibuxiaoxinshuaisuilezenmeban?dehuabushaoqianba?”

“haiyouzheichuanglian,zheiditanzenmedouzheimenankan,zheijialimeiyounvzhurenkezhenshibuxing。”

linfeifeihaihuikeyidatanwodekaixiao。

“suwanmeimeipingshixiaofeibudiba?wokanniyongdehufupindoushiguifupaizini。qishinvhaiziya,meibiyaoyongneimehaode,xingjiabigaocaizuizhongyao。”

“guyanzhengqianburongyi,nizuoweibiaomei,yedeweitazhexiang。”

linfeifeichenjinzaizijidehuanxiangli,wolandedalita。

kemeiguoliangtian,wohuijiashijiufaxian,jialidebujubeidongguo。

muqinshengqianzuixihuandeyifuhuabeiqulexialai,huanshangleliezhiyouchongmancibiqiweidebingxihua。

erwowoshimenkoudeneigegudonghuaping,yebujianlezongying,querdaizhideshiyidashuxiangshuibaihe。

wozhaodaozhengzaizhihuiayibandongxidelinfeifei,shengyinlenglexialai,

“wowoshimenkoudehuapingni?”

linfeifeilizhiqizhuangdihuitou,

“e,neigea,tailaoqile,hezheilidefenggebuda,worangayishouqilaile。yihouzheigejiadebuzhi,wohuimanmandiaozhengde。”

“收哪儿了?”

“dongxitaiduole,woyishibanhuieryexiangbuqilai。”

我继续追问。

tabunaifandihuihuishou,“aiya,jiushiyigebaijianma,zenmezhuizhebufang,womangzhenei,huitouzhaodaolejinisongguoqu。”

wozhuaizhuta,nushengdao:“sheizhunnipengwodedongxi?!yaoshidiulewogennimeiwan!“

neigehuaping,shiwoshisuineinian,babasongwodeshengriliwu,duiwoeryangengshiwujindesinian。

guyantingjianshengyinganguolai。

taziranerranzhanzailinfeifeishenbian,lanzhutadejianbang,duiwozhouqilemei。

“wanwan,feifeiyeshiweilejialihao,xiangrangjialigenghaokanyidian。yigebaijianeryi,nibiezheimejiaozhen,jiusuanzhendiule,dabulewozaimaiyigejini。“

wokanzhetamenqinmiwujiandeyangzi,zhijuedeyizhenfanwei。

womeizaigentamenjiuchan,ershizhijiequzhaowangayi。

wangayiyilianweinan:“**,neigebaijian……lin**shuobuxihuan,rangxianshoudaolechuzangshi。“

woquchuzangshizhaoleyiquan,quegenbenmeizhaodaoneigebaijian。

woxinzhongshengqiyisibuxiangdeyugan。

neigegudongbaijiansuiranbuda,danjiazhibufei,shiwobahualeliangbaiwanzaipaimaihuinaxiade。

linfeifeijueduibushibatashouqilaineimejiandan。

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jializaoxinshirangwoyanfan,wochuchalesantian。

kedengwohuilaideshihou,jialiyipianlangjie。

linfeifeiweilexuanyaotahaozhaidenvzhurenshenfen,yaoqingleyidabanghupenggouyouzaibieshulikaipaidui。

zheneryulongdeyinleshengzhong,yiqundabandehualihushaodenannannvnvzhengzaihuayuanlishaokaozhibo。

erwodezuihouyidianrongrendu,zaikandaohuayuanjiaoluodeneipianshanchahuashi,beichedichongpole。

linfeifeidepengyouzhengxiaozhebisheizhaideshanchahuagengda,jiangneixiejiaonendehuabansiyididiuzaidishang,yonggaogenxieniancai。

neipianshanchahua,shiwomuqindexinxue。taqushihou,woqinzidali,zaimeirangrenherendongguoyizhiyiye。

ertamenjuranganzheimejianta。

neiyike,nuhuochedihuidiaolewodezuihouyidiannaixin。

wochongguoqu,yibabadiaoleyinxiangdedianyuan。

zaisuoyourencuoedemuguangzhong,wozhizhedamen,shengyinlengdexiangbing:“sanfenzhong,daizhenimensuoyouren,quanbugunchuwodeyuanzi!“

linfeifeidagaijuedezaipengyoumianqianshilemianzi,zouguolailawo:“xiaoya,niganshenmeya!dajiawandezhengkaixinni!“

“worangnimengun,nitingbudongma?“woshuaikaitadeshou,yanshenbinglengdidingzheta。

changmiandunshibiandewubiganga。

linfeifeidepengyoumenshanshandikaishishoushidongxi。

henkuai,linfeifeijiukuzhepaoquzhaoguyangaozhuangle。

guyanganguolaideshihou,kandaomandilangjie,buwenqinghongzaobaijiuduiwofahuo:“nifenglema?!feifeidepengyoudiyicilaijialiwan,nijiuzheimebujitamianzi!jiuweilejiduopohua,nizhiyuma?!”

“破花?”

wokanzheta,xinyicuncundilengxiaqu,“guyan,tabuzhidaozheixiehuayiweizheshenme,lianniyebuzhidaoma?zheishimamaliujiwoweiyidenianxiang!”

“rendoumeile,liuzhezheixiedongxiyoushenmeyong?!“

takoubuzeyandihoudao,“biezaizheiershuada**piqi!nixiangyaoduoshao,womingtianjiurangrenjinizhongduoshao,xinglema?”

“赔?“

wokanzheyanqianzheigejishuxiyoumoshengdenanren,yiziyijudishuo,“ninashenmelaipeiwomamadehuiyi?”

linfeifeijiehua,“nifashenmeshenjing,bieshuoshihuale,jiusuanjintianzaizheierdeshifen,yebunengdangzhewokaipaidui!”

woqidebuxing,zhuazhulinfeifeidetoufa,henhenshuailetayibazhang。

guyanxiangzulan,woshunshouyeshanleta。

“congjintianqi,zheigejiabuhuanyingta!haiyouni,guyan,ruguoniyaohuzheta,neinimenjiuyiqigun!”