第一章 巧遇流氓

yiliangqichecongpianpideshandaoshangkaichulai,zhourantingzailelubian。

“mami,zheitiaoluzheimepianpi,womenyudaohuairenlezenmeban?”zhinendeshengyincongcheneichuanchulai。

lingchuchubunaifandao:“zijigaodinga,zheizhongxiaoshiyeyaomafanmami?”

lingchuchutingxiachehou,likenachubaobaokaishishuqian。

yilucongguowaihuidaozheili,hualehaoduoqianle,xintengdetabudele。

lingxingxingkanzhechechuangwaideyixienanrendao:“mami,huaishushushuole,rangwomenbasuoyoudeqiandouliuxia,fouzeyaowomenhaokan!”

yi,zenmehaiquesanbaini?nandaotajisuandeqianbudui?

lingchuchumozheyachi,youjiangqianshulehaojibian。

“neijiujia!”fanzhengyoubushitahuaqian。

yinweibeilingxingxingdaduan,lingchuchuxintoushifenfanzao,youjiangqianzhongxinshuleyibian。

lingxingxingduzhezuidao:“keshirenjiashenshangzhiyousanbaikuaiqian!”

lingchuchuliketaitou,jiuzhulelingxingxingdeerduo:“haoa,woshuozenmeshaolesanbaikuaiqian,yuanlaishinidejiezuo!”

“nizhenshidanzifeilea,lianmamideqiandouganna!”

lingxingxingweiqudao:“fenmingshinishuoyaobasuoyoudeqianshouqilai,jiwosanbaifangbiannijiayoude,nixianzaihaiguaiwo!”

“shizheiyangma?”lingchuchukesouyisheng,songkaileshou:“e,mamiwangjile,buhaoyisi!”

“laoda,wokandaoleshenme,wojingrankandaoleyigedameinv!”

bolichuangwai,jigenanrenkanzhelingchuchu,zhenggerendoukanchile。

cheneidenvrenshenchuanbaisezhangqun,yitourusiduanbandeheifasuiyisanluozaishenhou,xizhangdefengmei,yishuangyanjingruxingchenrumingyue,dangtataiqiyanjingdeshihou,chaneijianguangmangwanzhang,meidaolejidian。

jigenanrenkoushuidouyaoliuxialaile,jintianyunqikezhenhaoa,jingranzaizheiliyudaolezheiyangdemeiren。

lingchuchuwenzhezheiqiangrendejiuweizhouqimeitou:“ganggangzenmemeiyoukandaozheiqunren!”

lingxingxingzhuzhexiaba,wunaidao:“nizhiguzheshuqian,zenmekenengkandaozheiqunren。”

“jintianshizouleshenmegoushiyun,jingrannengpengdaozheiyangdejipinmeiren!”jigezuiguiyiyongershang,jiangzheigechetuantuanweizhule。

lingchuchuqidongqiche,jieguoqichefadongjizhishidonglexia,henkuaijiutinglexialai。

“zaogao,bushipaomaoleba?”

“paomao,hahaha,zhenshitianzhuwoye!”menwaidejigeliumangtingdaopaomaogaoxingdexibuzisheng,likedakaichemen,jiuyaojiangmuzilianggelaxialai。

lingchuchukanzhetamenshenguolaizangxixideshou,dao:“ting,womenzijixiache!”

liumanglenglexia,meixiangdaolingchuchuzheimeshishiwu,hahadaxiaoleqilai。

lingchuchuhenkuailazhelingxingxingjiucongchelizoulechulai。

liangrenyizouchulai,shanxialeyizhongliumangdetaihejingouyan。

“zhenshijunnanmeinva!dademei,xiaodejuna!”

jigeliumangtanlandekanzhelingchuchu:“meixiangdaowomenzheizhongxiaocunzhuanghainengyudaozheiyangdedameinv。”

lingchuchugenlingxingxingkanzheliumangtouzizheizhongbiaoqing,tongshifanlegebaiyan。

“mami,zheixierenzaijiyunidemeimao!”

lingchuchumozhexiaba,shifendanding:“neishi,sheirangwozhangdezheimemeini!”

youshihoutazijikanzhaopiandouhuibeizijijimeidao。

“shuodemeicuo!yaoburanzenmenengshengxiawozheimejunqiaodeerzi!”

lingxingxingtongyangshifendandingdao:“buguoxianzaiwomenhaoxiangyudaolehuairen。”

“e,bububu,womenbushihuairen!”

zuiqianmiandeliumanglaodazouleguolai:“nimenbiepa,womendoushihaoren!”

haojigedaxiaohuozi,yishanbuzheng,manzuijiuqidegentamenshuozijishihaoren。

lingxingxingzezedao:“mami,zheigerenshuotashihaoren,kexinma?”

“buyaozongwenmama,fanshiyaoxuehuizijisikao!”

“wozhidaole!”lingxingxingdaliangzheijigeren,zhabazhedayanjingdao:“shushu,mamishuoguojiqiandecaishihaoren,bujiqiandedoushihuairen!ganggangshushuhairangwomenjiangqianjiaochulai,nimenyidingshihuairen!”

liumanglaodalikedao:“meiyou,wonaliyouzhaonimenyaoqian,woshijinimensongqiandee!”

“zhendema?”lingxingxingdeyanjingyishunjianliangleqilai:“naliyouqian?”

liumanglaodafanyingshifenxunsu:“zaiwojiali!”

qitarenyelikefuhedao:“duiduidui,genwomenzouba!”

zhiyaodaolelaodajiali,zheidameinvhaibushirenyoutamenroucuoniebian?

lingxingxingshifengaoxingdekanzhelingchuchu:“mami,shangmenjiqian!”

lingchuchufanlegebaiyan:“xiaobendan,songshangmendeqian,bujinshiqian,haikenengyaoming!”

“e,wozhidaole!”lingxingxingdiantou:“shushu,mamashuolesongshangmendeqianbunengyao,niyaojijiuxianzaijiwoba!”

“haoa,ji,ji,ji!”zhiyaozheiduimuzikenjitamenzou,jiduoshaoqianyeyuanyi。

liumanglaodayizhaohu,likerangxiaodimencongshenshangtaochulesuoyoudeqian。

buguozheilidaodishipianyuandeshanqu,suoyourencouqilaicaishijizhangmaoyeye。

lingchuchucumei:“zenmejiuzheimedianqiana!”

liumanglaodajingyadao:“zheiqianhaishaoma?zheishiwomensuoyoudejixule!”

“neihaoba!”lingchuchuyishenshou,jiangsuoyouhongsedemaoyeyeshourunangzhong。“songshangmendeqianbuyaoshishazi!”

liumanglaodakandaotashouleqian,zeixiaodao:“meiren,zheixiakeyigenwomenzouleba!”

lingchuchutiaomei:“zou?quna?”

liumanglaodamengbidao:“quwomenjialia!”

“sheidayingqunimenjiala!”

“shiniganggangshuojiqianjiuhuiwomenjiade!”

lingchuchulenghengdao:“neikeshilingxingxingdayingde,wokemeidaying!”

“niganfanhui!”liumanglaodalikejiangliangrenweizhu:“dameiren,nijintiangenwomenzouyedezou,bugenwomenzouyedezou!”

“wa,nimenzheishiyaojiecaihaishiyaojiese?”

“dangranshijiesela!hahaha!”jigeliumangduishiyiyan,douluchulesemimidebiaoqing。

nengzaizheiliyudaozheimemeidenvren,buliumangyifanneibushishazima?

“aiyaya,ganghuiguoyudaozheimeyiduichunhuo,butitianxingdaodoushuobuguoqu!”

“mami,niyaofaweileshima?”lingxingxingshifencongmingdetuihoulehaojibu。“neiwoduoyuandian!”

liumanglaodayoudianmengbi,“zheishayisi?”

“nihenkuaijiuzhidaole!”zaitahongchungouqideshunjian,qilidecanjiaohuapocangqiong,zhenfeileshuzhishangdeniaoer。

“haotong!”liumanglaodabeitacaizaijiaoxia,tongdeliandouniuqule。

shengxiadejigeliumangxianranbeizheinvrendezhandoulijihedaile。

zhendejiuyijiaoa,jiuneimeyijiaolingliyouqiangda,meijixiajiujiangliumanglaodacaizailejiaodixia。

lingxingxingwunaidao:“mami,zanmengangganghuiguo,zheimemingmuzhangdandejiecaizhendehaoma?”