第五章 有好戏看了

biwendaozuihou,zhishengxialeyigejizhe,takanzheyiduixiongsheneshadebaobiao,hedetuidouruanle:“lingdaxiaojie,bushiwo!”

lingchuchuwenroudekanzheta:“bushinishishei?”

tabuxiaohaihao,zheiyixiaoneixierengenghaipale。

kanzhenanjizhehepodandeyangzi,lingchuchudandanyixiao:“biepa,shuochumuhouzhumouwohuifangguonide!”

tajiubuxinzheixierennengpingbaiwugulaizheilixiuruta,beihouyidingyourenzhishi!

neigenanjizhekanleyiyanzhouweideren,yaoleyaoya:“hao,neiwojiushuole!”

“shiyigejiaoxiaofangdenvrenrangwomenshuodezheixie,haichengnuojiwomenjinqiandebaochou!”

“xiaofang?”lingchuchutiaomei:“ruguowomeicaicuo,yizhisihouzhelingfeifeidenvyongjiushitaba?”

neigejizhekanzhelingchuchubuganshuohuale。

“haibushuo?”lingchuchuyangqishou,nanjizhehedelikedao:“shi,meicuo,jiushilingjiadeerxiaojie!”

lingchuchulianseyichen,bananjizhehehuaile:“buyaodawo!”tashuowandunzaidishangwuzhulezijidetou。

lingchuchulandedalizheizhongmeizhongdenanren,zhishidao:“tingdaolema?xifeng,guoranshiyourenguyizheimezuode!”

xifengtanxiyisheng:“yaoburangouyangshaoyechulizheijianshi?”

“wolingchuchushenmeshihouwonangdaoyaoyigenanrenbangwochulishiqingle?”

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xifengwunaidao:“neihaoba,ninzijichuli!”

lingchuchukanleyiyanzheiqunren,tiaomeidao:“nimendangzhongsanbowodeliuyan,xiangyaohuihuaiwodeqingyu,shuobazenmeban?”

neixiegejizhekanleyiyanneixiegexiongsheneshadebaobiao,youkanxianglebeidadeshifenqicandeneigedaomeigui,zuihoukanzhelingchuchu,kuaiyaokuchulaile:“daxiaojie,womencuole,womenzaiyebuganle!”

“shia,womenguimixinqiaole,nifangguowomenba!”

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tamenzhishiyigexiaojizhea,ruguozhidaozheigelingchuchuzheimeniu,jitaduoshaoqianyebuganchanhelehaomendouzhenga!

“zheiyangba,jinimenyigejihui!”

lingchuchukanzheyiqunren,gouqihongchun:“woyerangnimenbangwozuoyijianshi,zuodehaowojiufangguonimen!”

“大小姐,请说!”

“balingshijituanerxiaojielingfeifeimaitongjizhe,sixialiwuxiandaxiaojielingchuchudeshier,jiwoyiwuyishidesanbochuqu!”

lingchuchuliaoleliaozijidezhangfa:“jidebawosuzaochengyigerenmeixinshandexingxiang,lingfeifeizeshixinchangdaidu,buzeshouduan,mingbailema?”

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renmeixinshan?renmeiqueshimei,jiushixinshan?

yigexindishanliangdenvren,nengzheimexiaozhangdezaidatingguangzhongzhixiaoudajizhema?

yigexindishanliangdenvren,nengzheimexiaozhangdezaidatingguangzhongzhixiaweixiejizhema?

xifengwuyule,zheinvrenshenmeshihoudouzheimewuchi。

“kanshenmekan?tingmingbailema?”

“tingmingbaile,mingbaile!”jizhemenganmangdiantou,fanzhengxianzaizheigenvrenshilaoda,tashuoshenmejiushishenme,xianduoguozheiyijiezaishuo。

lingchuchulenghengyisheng:“buyaoxiangzhefuyanwo,wokeshiyouguomubuwangdebenling!”

“zhiyaojianguonimenyiyan,jiujuebuhuiwangji!”

neixiejizhetinglezheihua,mangbudiedediantou。“mingbai,mingbai!”

buguoshifahuijizhedebenshi,xiebagualiaobaguaeryi,fanzhengxielingchuchuyeshixie,xielingfeifeiyeshixie,xiesheidoushibagua,zheixieduitamenjizheeryanshizaijiandanbuguodeyijianshile。

buguojingguolezheixieshier,zheixiejizhemendouduozhanglegexinyan,yihoulilingjialiangjiemeiyueyuanyuehao!

bijinghaomenkebushiputongdeshangren,lijingjidaidefuhaojiazu,weileliyineibudouzhengyidinghenlihai。

kankanzheilianggejiemeibuguangxinbuhe,lianmiandoubuhele,mingmianshangjiuganzheimegongrandesipolian,beidilibudingyouduoshaosuanji。

lingchuchukanlexifengyiyan,xifenghuilehuishou,likechezoulebaobiao。

neixiejizhemenyikanhuifuziyoule,maliudequandoutaole。

zhiyuneijigebeidadehenlihaide,yeyouqitajizhemenchanfuzhezoule。

baijingtingkanlelingchuchuxujiu,heimoulidoushixiaoyi。

hengyudeweihunqi?kezhenshibutongyuyibandefujiaqianjina,rucibiaohandexingge,keyourenaokanle。

lingchuchukandaoleneigeyizhidingzhetafaxiaodenanren,landelihuitazhuanshenlikailezheili。

lingfeifeiyetaichenbuzhuqile,zheimekuaijiusuanjita。

diyitianjiufashenglezheimeduoposhier,yihouduifangdesuanjiyeshaobule,kanlaixiangyaoanningshinanle。

buguolingfeifeikebuparenheren,zheixierenganshanghaitadeerzi,jiuyaofuchuxuededaijia,sheiyebuliwai!

qiaoshijituandebangongshinei,qiaohengyuzuozaibaishilaipingmideshehuabangongshineibangong。

tashenchuanyishenheisexizhuang,wuguanjunlangfenming,mouguangshensui,tingzhidebizi,bobodezuichun,jianyibandemeimaoxiexiefeirubinjiaoluoxiadejilvwufazhong。yingjundecelian,mianbulunkuowanmeidewuketiaoti。

cishitazhengzaichulizhuozimianqianxiaoshanyiyanggaodewenjian,turanjianyigenanrentuikaimencongcudezoulejinlai。“biaoge,nicaiwojintiankandaoshenmele?”

qiaohengyusaoletayiyan,meilihuitajixukanwenjian。

lairenzhengshibaijingting,yeshizijidebiaodi,tapingrilizuixihuancourenaole,suoyiliaodeyeduoweibagua,tabingbuganxingqu。

“biaoge,wojintiankandaonideweihunqile!”

qiaohengyutiaomei:“wodeweihunqi?”

“duia,niwanglea,nigenlingshijituandedaxiaojielingchuchushiyouhunyuede!”

“所以呢?”

“suoyiwojintiankandaodejiushita,wogaosunia,tagenwomenxiangxiangdeneizhongnvrenzhenbuyiyang!”

qiaohengyudandanyixiao:“shima?zaibuyiyangbudoushinvren?”

tayoujianguolingchuchudezhaopian,shigemeiren。

buguomeirenduitalaishuotaichangjianle,genbenbujubeirenhexiyinli。

“nitingwogennishuoa,neigenvrengenyibannvrenbuyiyangde!”

tahuishenghuisedemiaoshuleyudaolingchuchudeneiyimu,zhezhongmiaoshulelingchuchudarendeneiyiduaner。

qiaohengyusaoletayiyan:“zhenyounishuodeneimechuanqima?”

zheimexiaozhangdenanrenjianguo,zheimexiaozhangdenvrenhaimeijianguo!

“zhende,wopiannishixiaogou!”baijingtingjuqishoufashidao:“tazhendeshiwojianguozuigexingdenvrenle!”

putongnvrenyudaobeirenshuoxianhuadechangmian,zaojiuhuiliuliudezoule。

youjigenvrenganbaneixiegejizhedayidunde?

baijingtingjidongdezhuaizhuleqiaohengyudeyifu:“biaoge,neigelingchuchudanzitaidale,dougennidinghunle,haiyoulebierendehaizi,jianzhishibubanifangzaiyanli!”

“nishuozheiyangdenvrenbeipanleni,yaobuyaojitadiankutouchi?”