第1章 想跟我结婚?

“shimusheng,nimeiyouzigeshuobu,zhiyaonihuozhe,zheihunnijiubixujie!”

yibeijiuxiadu,naohaizhongyoumoranpiaoqilezheijuhua。

jiuyinweisuanmingdeshuotashiguasuming,keba,kema,keqinren。

suoyizaifumuxiangjilishihou,tajiubatasongdaoguowaibuzhuntahuiguo,zhidaojiazuchuxianweiji,caibatabanghuilai,bitajiajiyigejingshenbutaizhengchangdecanjiren?

凭什么!

tapingshenmeyaoyiciyouyici,weigenbenbuzaihuzijiderenxisheng!

heleyibeiyouyibeijiudeshimusheng,zaichedidaoxiaqian,qingchedeshuangmouturanliangleliang。

taxunsucongbaolitaochuyidieqian,fangdaobataishang,mingliangdedayanjingsaoleyiquanhou,qishenwangjiubazhengmenkouzouqu。

tabufabuwendizoudaomenkou,congbaolitaochukabao,yibazazaizhijingzoujinlaidenanrenxiongkou,dayilinrandikaikou:“shuaige,jinishiwankuai,genwoqulinggejiehunzheng,ge……zenmeyang?”

tazheihuayichu,zhouweidebaobiaomenjingdexiabadouyaodiaochulaile。

jianguobushaoxiangzijialaobanshuacunzaigan,shenzhishidaotieshanglaidenvren,dancongmeiyoujianguozheimedadande。

shiwankuaijiuxiangmaitamenshenjiayiwandezongcai?

白日做梦吧!

“shuaige,niyiwanshangduoshaoqian?shiwankuaigouleba?shuiyiwan,mingtianyizaonizaipeiheyixiagenwoqulinggejiehunzhengkeyibu?zhijieyitian,diertianjiulihun,buhuidanwuniduozhangshijiande。”

shimushengtaiqishoupanzainanrendejianbangshang,zhenggerenjihushitiezaitadeshentishang。

zheinanrenshencaizhenhao,yougaoyoushou,maosihaiyoujirou,gengzhongyaodeshizhangdehaokan,gujishigedingjiniulang。

tazhabazheliangzhiqingchededayanjingshituduinanrenpaomeiyan,zhibuguotazheimeiyanpaodeyoudianshibai,zenmekandouxiangshideleyanbing,erqiehaibingbuqing。

nanrenmiansezhouranyijin,meiyoubandianlianxiangxiyuyonglituikaishimusheng,bochunqingqiduibianshangfalengdebaobiaoshuo:“lengzheganshenme?haibubatajiworengchuqu!”

shengyinyichu,shimushenggengshicongxindiyongshanglaiyigudianliu,chadianjiuyaoliukoushuile。

youyanyoushencai,shengyinhaizheimehaoting,zheinanrenshangbeizizhengjiulediqiuba?

“aiai……biezoua,wojinijiayiwan,shiyiwanchengma?jieyoudeshiqian。”zaibaobiaozhuazhuzijizhiqian,shimushengmengdeyixiashenchushou,louzhulenanrendeyao。

yinweiheduolezhanbuwen,tazhenggerentiezainanrendebeijishang,gezheyifuzaitayaoshangbuduanmoca,“jiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu,shuaigenijiubangbangmangba。zaishuo,shiyiwangounihaojigeyuedegongzile,nibuchikuide。”

“zheiweixiaojie,qingninmashanglikai。”shenbiandebaobiaomenglayingzhuaiyaobashimushengcongnanrenshenshanglakai。

shimushengbukenfangkai,shichuchinaidejingchanzhunanren,xianggebazhuayubanhenbudezhenggerenxiangjinnanrenshentili,zuilihainiantaozhe:“wobuma,wojiushiyaogentajiehun。”

tazheihuashuowanhou,nanrenturanzhuanguoleshenlai。

dangtakanqingchutademoyangshi,shensuidemouzihudiyileng。

是她?

xinqingcongganggangdeyinyu,zhuanhuanweiyuyue。

tajugaolinxiakanzheta,xianlexianbochundao:“xianggenwojiehun?”

shimushengruxiaojizhuomibanfengkuangdidiantou:“nga!”

bujinxianggennijiehun,haixianggennishuini!

zhangzheimeyizhangrangrenliukoushuidelian,shengyinhaizheimehaoting……

jiangliantiejintadeshenti,zixidixiulexiu,shimushenggengjiamanyile。

shenshangdeweidaoyehenhaowen,henqingxindeziranxiangqi,shenshangmeiyoushenmeyanwei,ganjingqinglie,erqie,haicoschuyifubadaozongcaifan……

xianzaideniulangdouzheimerangrenkexinlema?

nanrenxizhangdeshuangyanweixiandemiqi:“shiyiwanjiuxianggenwojiehun?”

“bu……bugouma?”shimushengtaiqifanzhehongyundelian,bochunweizhang,ruoruodiwendao。

kanzhenanrenshenrugujingdemouzi,tajicudibuchongdao:“niyaoshijuedebugou,zaijiawuqian……abu,yiwan,zaijiayiwanyexing!”

wuwu,takalijiushierwanle,benlaixiangliuyiwanjizijiyongde。

jiuzaishimushengxiaonaoguazifengkuangzhuandongzhe,xinxiangruguoshierwanyegaobudingzheigenanren,yaobuyaotuierqiuqicixuangechouyidiandecouhecouheyongshi,nanrenturankaikoutuchulianggezi:“goule!”

shuowanhuahou,yebuguanshimushengshenmefanying,tashenchuxiuzhangdeshoutizhetabianwangjiubawaimianzou。

kaojinta,shentiquemeiyourenhefangandenvren,tashidierge!

结婚?

xianggentajiehundenvrenbushao。

danshi,nengrangtajianeiweizuzongxinxinniannianyigeyuede,zhiyoutayige!

“awei,nilazhewoyaoqunali?”shimushengbeinanrenturuqilaidegaibian,gaodeyouxiefameng。

nanrenpieletayiyan,bochunqingqidao:“jiehun!”

nanrentizhetazouchujiuba,batasaidaolewaimiantingzhedemaibahehouzuoshang,jinjiezhezijiyegenlejinqu,ranhouduisijishuo:“quminzhengju!”

zhulishentihenhenyizhan,zuichundouledouxiangshuoxieshenme,jianzijiazongcaineilengjundelianruciyansurenzhen,zhihaoguaiguaibishangzuibaqidongcheziwangminzhengjukai。