第1章 文笑妍不孝猪

“a!jiuminga!woweishenmeyaoxuanyezhuzuoweibishea?”

wenxiaoyandingzheyigebeizijinaochengjiwotou,shuangmujinjindingzhediannaoshangcaiwanchengyibandebiyelunwen。

“dangchujiaonixuangejiandandiande,nibuting,feiyaoyongyezhulaikaoyanzijidezhuanyeshuiping,xianzaizhidaotoutengleba?”

sheyouxuwenjingdiaozhesuibingbing,yiliantongqingdewangzhewenxiaoyan。

“ei?nidebishewanchengdaonale?”

lingyigesheyouzhengxiaocongyushichulai,nazhemaojincazheshiluludetoufa,couguolaikanwenxiaoyandediannao。

“wuwuwu~wocuole,nianqingqishenga,nianshaoqingkuanga!wodebishehaimeiyoujiaopeifanzhini?neiwanyiertiaodehen,daiquyezhuyangzhichanghaojicile,doumeiyouchenggong。”

“ai~buxiaoyousan,wuhouweida,woyangleyizhibuxiaozhu!”

wenxiaoyanjiangtouyibazhajinzhengxiaodehuaili,kuzhelianchenyin。

“hahahaha~nixianzaihaoxiangshicaoxinnverhunshidelaomuqin。”

xuwenjinggangxiliuleyixiasuibingbing,tingcifayan,xiaodeshouzhongdebingdoudiaozailedishang,yemeikongqujian,jinwuzheduzile。

“peng”deyisheng,sushemenbeirenyijiaochuaikai。

sheyouliyaofuzhemenkuang,qichuanyuyu,

“xiaoxiao…ni,nidezhu,paole!”

“啊?”

wenxiaoyanhuangmangqishen,gezaiyizishangdeyizhijiaolianxiezidoumeiyouchuan,chongdaochuanghukouwanglouxiakan。

louxiazaoyijingmeiyoushenmerenle,yezhuhengxingbadao,dajiadoufenfentaosankailai,youxiedanzibijiaodade,zhengduozailvhuadaihoumianluzhexiang。

zhijianyizhipangdadeyezhuzhengzaidishangmozhezijideliaoya,ranhouduizheyigexueshengdediandongche,yigemengdejianbu,chongshangqujiangqichuangfei。

diandongchefeidelaogao,zaikongzhongjinxingyibaibashiduzhuanwan,chetouchaodidieluo,diandongcheshunjianbeishuaidesifenwulie。

wenxiaoyan**yijin,shoubuzijuezhuajinkoudai。

糟了!

benjiuyipinruxidetamashangjiuyaofuzhaileileile。

xuwenjinghezhengxiaobuzhiheshiyejizailetashenbianwanglouxiakan。

“zeze~nidebuxiaozhukaishitadechuangyeshenghuole,nihaohaozhunbeimani,bangmanghaizhaila!”

xuwenjingjianciqingjing,dalegelengzhan,yiliantongqingdepailepaiwenxiaoyandejianbang。

“hailengzheganma?zaibuxiaquzuzhi,xuexiaotongbaojiuxialaile!”

zhengxiaolazhewenxiaoyanjiuwangmenwaipao。

dangjirengandaolouxiashi,yezhuyijingchuangfeilesanliangdiandongche,wangxiaoyuanguanjingyuanpaoqule。

“zaole!neibianyouxuexiaozhongjinmaidekongque!”

yishidaoyezhuqianjindefangxiang,wenxiaoyanzhuazhekoudaideshougengjinle,yigejianbujiuchonglechuqu。

pingshipaoyibaidouleideqichuanyuyudedasibiyeshengwenxiaoyan,cikeweilezijidejiadi,huochuqule。

kehaishiwanle,kongqueyuandetiezhalanbeiyezhudingchuleyigedakulong,mandidekongqueyumao,qizhongsizhikongqueposuiditangzaidishang,lingyizhihaizaiyezhudezuilizhengzha。

jianciqingjing,wenxiaoyanzhijuedezijiliangyanfahei,naoziyipianjianghu。

“guai,wocuole,zaiyebubizhenixiangqinle,wodezhuzhuzheimekeai,neixieyezhudoupeibushangni,guaiha,genwohuiqu。”

fanyingguolaidewenxiaoyanjinkenengdifangrouzijideshengyin,anfuzheyanqianbaozaodedayezhu。

yezhuyejiangzijikouzhongdekongquetuchu,dingzhewenxiaoyan,sihushipanduancihuashizhenshijia。

“zhende,huiquba,guaiguaigenwohuiqu。”

wenxiaoyanjianyezhuyoufanying,gengjiawenshengxiyudequanshuozhe。

yezhudingzhewenxiaoyan,shenchuzijideqianzhua,youyuyaobuyaoshenchuqu。

wenxiaoyanjindingzijidebuxiaozhu,tunkoushuidedongzuodoubuzijuedefangqing,qidaizheyezhuxiangzijizoulai。

“baoan,jiushizheitouyezhu!”

yiyanjingnandaizhewuliugebaoanpaoleguolai,zhizheyezhujiudajiaodao。

文笑妍:……

完蛋了!

yezhushoujingle,biandebaozaobuan,liangzhiqianzhuabuduandemocazhedimian。

baoanjianzhuangganmangjiangzijishouzhongdegunzijuqi,jingtidexiangqiankaojin。

yezhukanleyiyanwenxiaoyan,youkanlekannazhewuqidebaoan,mojiaodesuduyuelaiyuekuai。

huran,tachaowenxiaoyanchongleguolai。

baoanjianzhuangdajiao,“rangkai!”

wenxiaoyanliansedabian,yehenxiangduokai,keshijiaoquegendingzaileyuandiside,genbendongbule。

yezhuzhuangxiangwenxiaoyandeshihou,tahaixiayishideshuangshouheshidangleyixia。

shiyougandaoxianchangdeshihou,wenxiaoyanzhengzaitianshangaoxiang。

“笑笑!”

徐文静惊的大叫。

wenxiaoyanjianshiyouguolaile,chaotamenluchuyigekuxiao。

shiyoumen,bawodemoubeiguafenleba,neishiwoliujinimenweiyidedongxile!

wenxiaoyanzaikongzhongzhuanle780du,chaodishangzhongzhongdishuaiqu。

……

顺和年间,平顺国。

lierizhuozhuo,taiyanggaoxuanyucangqiongzhishang。

helideshuifenbeizhenggan,shengxiaganhedaoliekaidehechuang,kongqizhongjiazazheturangkaohudeweidaoyusiyufuchoudexingwei。

yinweishenghuozaizhangqiganzaomeiyoushuifendehuanjingli,baixingmendezuipidouliekaile。

gaodaxiongweidegongdianli,yigeshenzheminghuang、shensejiaojidenanrenzhengwangzhedixiazuozhedenanhai。

nanhaimingjiaodongfanglixin,shiyigetiancaibandecunzai,sansuikaishibugua,qisuibiannengliaoshirushen,tadeshifushishangyijieguoshi,cirenjiangguoshizhiweirangyutahoubianshenyinle。

zhishidongfanglixinnianjishangqing,qiaozhezhiyoushilaisui,queyiranshiyitoubaifa。

“guoshi!zheiyuheshinengxia?qiaozheiritou,duladehen,yaoshizaibuxiayu,zheididouyaobeikaoshule,daoshihouzhuangjiameiyoule,zheikaoshudedidoukeyibuyongjiagong,zhijiechile!”

wenhuangtaiqiyizhishou,zhizhewaitouminghuanghuangdetaiyang,manliandejiaozhuo。

“huangshang,jishaa?mashangjiunengxiale?huifeimashangjiuyaoshengchanle,qiekanhuifeishengxiadeshinanshinv。”

男孩嘴角扬起,

buchuyiwaidehua,huifeishengchandexiaoxihenkuaijiuhuichuanguolaile。

“zhenqiaohuifeinengchinengnaodehen,yidiandoubuxiangshikuaiyaoshengchandeyangzi。taiyibushishuoguoma?daichanqidenvziqingxudoubijiaodiluo,shichanghuinanguojiaolv。

zhenrujinkan,taiyishuodeyidiandoubuzhun,daoshizhendeqingxubijiaofuhetaiyisuoshuo。”

wenhuangdanshoufue,bishangyanjing,meitouzhoudejinjinde。

yaobushigonglishouweiyanke,lianzhicangyingdoufeibujinlai,huangshangdemeitoudounengjiasiyizhicangyingle。

“皇上!皇上!”

fugonggongyibiancazheejiandexihan,yibianpaolejinlai。

“niyouyouheshia?zhengrihuangshanghuangshangde,jiaodezhentouteng。”

wendibunaifandepieleyiyanfugonggong。

“huangshang,huifeiduzifadongle,cishizhengzaishengchanle!”

fugonggongxiaodelianshangdezheziquanbuzhouzaiyiqi。

tazhidao,huangshangpanzheigehaizipanlehaojiu。

“真的?”

wendihudezhanqishen,buquexindezaiwenleyibian。

“shizhenshijia,huangshangqinziqukanyiyanjiuzhidaole。”

dongfanglixindakaizijidezheshan,bujinbumandeshanzhefeng。

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“baijiafenghuagong,quqiaoqiaozhendexiaogongzhu!”