“huifeiniangniang，nubiyijingkandaogongzhudetoule，ninzaiyongyixiali！”
chanpolimamataiqitou，wangzhehuifeigulidao。
“a～laoniangzaiyebuxiangyaohaizile，tengsile！”
suizhehuifeishengsilijiedeyishengsihou，yigeyinghaicong**hualechulai。
wendiyixingrengangxingzhifenghuagong。
gangganghaigaoxuanzaitiankongzhongdetaiyangshunjianbeiwuyunzhezhu，tiankongyebiandeyinchenchende。
fugonggonglimanachuyouzhisan，shangqiantiwendichengshang。
guobuqiran，yuxixilaladeluoxia，qieyueluoyueda，youzhisandouyouxiezhedangbuzhu。
hengshuhuangdidexingxiangshibaobuzhule，weilerangzijibuchengweiluotanglong，wendiyixianyijiao，shiyongqinggongfeijinlehuifeiyuanzilidetingzili。
dongfanglixinyejinsuiqihou。
……
congkongzhongzhuiluo，wenxiaoyanyuanbenyiweizijibusiyedecan，jieguoyiwaidifaxianzijisihaoganjuebudaoteng。
wenxiaoyan：(⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)
benxiannvjiushimingying，douzaikongzhongfeilejiquan，diaoxialaihaibusi。
zhengsuowei，dananbusi，biyouhoufu。
“waa～waa～wa……”
wenxiaoyan：（；゜０゜）
什么鬼？
benxiannvneirutianlaibandisangyinqunale？
buganzhixindizhengkaiyanyikan，zijizhengbeiyigechuanzheguzhuangdelaoaotiliuzhe，daoguazaibankong。
zaichouyichouzijideshou，yanranshiyigeyinghaideshou。
Σ（・□・；）
“啊～”
“huifeiniangniang，ninting，xiaogongzhudekushengdouzhongqishizuni，shigejiankangdehaizi！”limamajiangwenxiaoyanqingliganjing，chuanshangrouruandesizhixiaoyishan，guoshanghuifeiqinzixiudehutouxiaotanzi。
shuoshihutou，shizegengxiangshiyizhidelemaowendebingmao。
“让本宫看看！”
huifeiyongshouzhoujiangzijichengqilai。
xiahelimashangqianjianghuifeifuqilai，jiangyigeruandiandianzaihuifeideshenhou。
limamaxiaoxinyiyidijiangwenxiaoyanfangzaihuifeideshenpang。
“zheihaizizenmekanzhezheiyangdai？mobushiwoganggangtaiyonglile，jiazhetadenaodaile？”
huifeikanzhehuaizhonghaizi，jinzhangleqilai。
zaizheichirenbutugutoudehougong，yaozhenshigenaozihuailede，neihaizenmehuo？
“huifeiniangniang，zheishizhengchangde。”
limamayibianzhenglishengchanhoudefangjian，yibianxiaozhehuida。
“niangniang，huangshanglaile，zhishiwaimianxiayule，huangshangbeikunzaiyuanzidetingzilile。”
xiaheduanzheyipenshuicongwaimianzoulejinlai。
“waimianxiayule？taihaole，zheiganhantaijiule，jiugaixiaxiayu！”
惠妃太高兴了。
zheijianzhishishuangxilinmena！
yaozhidaoganhanduitaniangjiadeshengyiyingxianghenda，zheiduanshijiandoubutaihaozuo，xiangduizhetadeshenghuoyebiandejiejuqilai。
“niangniang，huangshanglaile！”
xiahejianhuifeidezhongdianjingranpianle，bianrenbuzhuyoutixingleyibian。
“a？tazenmelaile？kuai！bangbengongshuzhuangdabanyixia。”
huifeishouzuwucuoqilai，zhengzhazhecongchuangshangyaoqilai。
zijizheimoyangruhejiandelehuangshang？
zhiqianshengwenzhideshihouyemeijianhuangshangguolaikanyiyanya？
“niangniang，nigangshengchanwan，buyaodong，nubilaibangni！”
xiahelianmangshangqiananzhuhuifei，congshuzhuangtaishangjiangyanzhishuifennaleguolai，kuaisudebanghuifeihualeyigererenlianaidebingtaizhuang。
dayujianjiandetingle，wendiyeyongneigongjiangzijideyifujihongganle。
“zhenqiaozhezheigejiahuojiushilaibaoende，qiao！gangluodi，jiujilezhenyigedadadejingxi！”
kanzhebeiyushuizirundetudi，wendixinxiwanfen。
“huangshang，zheigehaizishigeyoufude，yilaijiujielehuangshangkunraoxujiudewenti。”
fugonggongyeshishidipaiqilemapi，tingdewendishiyuefadeqidaijiandaozheigehaizi。
“zou，qukankanzhendelaojiu！”
wenxiaoyanxinlijianshelehaozhangshijian，haishiwufaquanshuozijijieshouchengweiyingerledeshishi。
【woweibisheaoyejiushijiutian，bisheyizhuangjiangwozhuangzhijiefangqian！】
【laotiana！niyaobuyaokankannizaizoushenma！】
wendigangdaofangmenkou，naozibianchuanlaiyigekonglingdeshengyin。
jiaobuyidun，tingxialaihuangusizhou。
bingweifaxianyoushenmerenzaishuohua，erqiezijishenbianzheijirenqiaozhexiangmeiyoutingjianyiyang。
福公公：？？？
huangshangzenmehurantingxiale？
“guoshi，niganggangyoumeiyoutingjianshenmeshengyin？”wendizhouzhemeitouwen。
“bingweitingjian，huangshangtingdaoshenmeshengyinle？”
dongfanglixinyihuodehuangusizhou，yaoyaotou。
“wushi，gujishizhenganggangtaigaoxingle。”
wendijianguoshiyemeiyoutingdao，kaishihuaiyizijishifoutingcuole。
福公公：！！！
huangshangzheishigaoxingdehuantingdouchulaile？
xiahetingdaomenwaichuanlailehuangshangdeshengyin，limaguoqujiangmendakailai。
“臣妾参见皇上。”
jianhuangshangjinlai，tangzaichuangshangdehuifeizhengzhazheyaoqilaixingli。
pingshihuifeidoushidadalieliede，rujingangshengwanhaizi，jiaojiaorouroude，yupingshijiwendideganjuewanquanbuyiyang。
wendikandeyanqianyiliang，dabushangqian，anzhulexiangyaoqichuangdehuifei，haishunshizaichuangtabianzuoxia。
“zhentingwennishengchanle，zhengqiaoluguo，bianjinlaikanshangyiyan，buzhishengdeshihuangzihaishigongzhu？”
福公公：？？？
huangshangbushiteyiguolaikanhuifeidema？
“shengdeshigexiaogongzhu。”
huifeijiangqiangbaowangliangbianyeyiye，luchuhaizidelianjia。
“zheizhangdezenmegengehouyiyang？”
gongzhubudoushipifuguanghuatouliangdema？zenmezijidegongzhubushi？
wendikanzheqiangbaozhongdehaizi，lianshangdexianqisihaobuyanshi。
wenxiaoyanzaihuangshangjinlaideshihoujiuyijinghuiguoshenlaile。
zijibianchengyingeryouruhe？huangshangshitalaodie，chongfeishitaniang。
chuchangshenfenhaishihengaoguide。
zhishiwendidehuayichukou，jiurangtalimaxianghuangelaodie。
【dai！shenmeyaonie！jingranganshuobenxiannvzhangdexianghouzi，naminglai！】
neigekonglingdeshengyinyouchuanleguolai，wendiquedingbushihuantingle。
“谁？”
是谁要朕的命！
wendichenzhelian，sichuzhangwang，xunzhaoshengyinlaiyuan。
huifeiyuanbenyouxiegangabuzhiruhejiehuangshangdehua，cishigengshibuzhidaohuangshangshiyaoganshenme？
bianruoruodexunwen，“shenmeshei？”
【hebenxiannvyitiao，zheiyisangzi，chadianmeibabenxiannvsongzou！】
【zaichousha？zheidiekanzhezenmenaodaibucongming？wobuhuiyichuanba！keqianwanbuyaoa！】
爹？
wendikanxiangqiangbaozhongdehaizi。
ganggangshizheihaizizaishuohua？
不对！
zheihaizibuhuishuohua，nanbuchengshizheihaizidexinsheng？
erqieganggangkandajiadebiaoqing，zheishengyinsihuzhiyouzijinengtingjian。
“wushi，kenengshihuanting！”
wendijindingzheyanqianzheigehaizi，yanshenlitouluzhejingtihetanjiu。
huifeikanzhehuangshangzheigemoyang，danzhanxinjingde。
【幻听都出来了？】
【woxindiedenianjishiduodaa！】
【kanzhetingnianqingdeya！nanbuchenghougongjialitaiduo？shenzixu？】
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