第一章
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我失业了。
zuoweijialixiaoyouzichandanjichengbulehuangweidefujiaqianjinyimei,woyinweijujueshangyelianyinerbeizantingzhiwu,ganchugongsi。
tamenbujinshouhuilewodezhiwei,haigentongxingyegongsidazhaohu,buxutamenpinyongwo。
zhenshide,chengnianrenjiubunengnanrenhejichengquandouyaoma?
buguomeiguanxi,woziyoubanfa!
zaizhaogongzuolvlvpengbizhihou,woqianxinyanjiulejiazhuangshangbandeersandi,zuizhongcongtushuguan、xingbaba、bowuguanlitiaoxuanchule——diaoyu。
meitianzaoshangqidian,chiwanjiazhongmeinanjingxinzhunbeidezaocan,zaiqinyikoumeinandexiaozui,wojiuzhunbeichufadiaoyule。
“zenmezuijindouzheimezaoqushangban?”
qiyanzaishenhouyihuowenwo。
wozhuazheyaochideshouyijin。
“yinwei......zuijinyewubijiaoduo,dajiadouzaoqugongzuo。”
“yuanlairuci,”qiyanhaobuhuaiyidediandiantou,“zhuyilaoyijiehe,bieleidaole。”
“wozhidaola,huizhuyishentihuilaihenitiantianmimide。”
wosonglekouqi,zhuanshenbaozhuqiyan,anshiyiweishizudizaitalianshangqinleyikou。
tahenkuaienzhuwo,yongyupingriwenrouzuofengjieranbutongdeqiangshihuiwenguolai。
banshang,qiyantaitou,zongrongdelouzhuwodeyao,“neiwozhongwuqujinisongfanba?”
wogangsongdeneikouqiyoutileqilai。
“bu、buyongle,wojintianzhongwuhekehuyuelechifan。”
qiyanyihandeqingpaiwodehoubei,“haoba,wanshangjian。”
还好没怀疑。
woguanshangjiamen,xunsuliudaodixiashihuanshangxiuxianzhuang,zaibawodediaoyubaojuquchulai。
jintianchumendanwuledianshijian,dongzuodekuaidianle。
kaicheyigexiaoshi,laidaowojingxintiaoxuandeshuicaofengmaodediaoyubaodi。
dakaizhedieyi,chengqidiaosan,shuliandedawo、guaer、paogan,kaishijinrifenjinzhang**deyediao。
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jintianshangwuyemeidiaodaoyu。
meiguanxi,qiangzhezongzaizuihoushouwang。
下午肯定能钓到。
wojieguojintianzhongwudewaimai,liuliudadaguoqiaoquleduian,hezuijinrenshidediaoyoufenxiangwufan。
laotoujiazouwoyikuaipaigu,hanhubuqingdeshuo,“jintianshangwuyemeishouhuo?”
“nalidehua,”wobaibaishou,xinkouhuche,“jintiandiaodaogexiaode,wojifanghuiqule。”
老头哼笑一声。
“wonawangyuanjingkanle,nishierliaobeichile。”
“......”
bushi,zenmehainawangyuanjingkandiaoyouni?
礼貌吗您?
dengzhe,mingtianwoyemaiyige。
“neishuomingwodeerliaohenbucuo。”
woqiangxingweixiao,zhengxiangzhezenmejiaobian,turankanjianbuyuanchuyouwurenjifeiguo,ganjinzhuanyihuati。
“aininkan,zheiwurenjiyoulaile,paizheipianfengjingdoupaihaojitianleba。”
laotoupiaolewurenjiyiyan,hanhubuqingdeying,“queshi。”
“ninjintianshuohuazenmeyizhihanhu......wodepaiguni!”
zheijiaozhadelaotou,buzhibujuedoubawodepaigujijiakongle!
wobeifendechiwanwufan,shouhaolajihuileduian。
caihelaotouchilejitianfan,meijingyan。
xiaciyidingshouhuhaowodepaigu。
bangwanliudiandenaozhongxiangqi,wohuanglehuangkongdangdangdetong,shoushidiaojuzhunbeihuijia。
suiranjintianhaishimeidiaodaoyu,danshimeiguanxi,mingtiankendingxing!
bijing,bugounaixinderen,keshidiaobudaoyude。
zailouxiadengdiantideshihou,woshunshoudiankaixiaoshipinshualeshua,xiaodelebukezhi。
zhidaoshuadaoshuxideheanhediaosan,wodexiaorongzhujianninggu。
limianzheigeguiguisuisuidiaoyuderen,zenmeneimexiangwoni?!
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poanle,bushixiang,jiushiwo。
neigaisidewurenji,paidejuranbushifengjing,shiwo!
jiuzhipaiwo!shenzhibupaiduianneilaotou!
还足足拍了七天!
wokanlekanshangbaiwandedianzanliang,miansechenzhong,youyuxujiucaidiankaipinglunqu。
天塌了。
dajiadouzhidaowoqitiandoumeidiaodaoyule。
我不要面子的吗!
呜呜呜呜呜呜。
“bushiba,jingrandiaoleqitiandoumeidiaodaohahahahaha。”
diaobudaozenmele,womeishicosjiangtaigongbuxingma!
“keshijiarenmen,wentishitazhendehennuli,zaobawanliuhaibuwanshouji。”
guoranyourendongwodenuli,woyibianqiaomen,yibiangandongdechuokaihuifu。
“meitianzheimezhunshi,gaibuhuijiazhuangshangbanshizediaoyuba?”
caidehenhao,xiacibiecaile。
“zheirenhaoxiangsongshideneiweier**a!”
wodouguodezheimeyanshilehainengrenchulai,nishisaomiaoyima!
等等,不对。
wozhongyuyishidaomougeyanzhongdewenti。
qiyanta......gaibuhuiyekandaoleba?
门嘎吱一声打开。
qiyanzhanzaimennei,chuanzheweiqun,mianwubiaoqingdekanzhewo,“nibushiqushangbanlema,weishenmebeipaidaozaidiaoyu?”
天彻底塌了。
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qiuwen,jiazhuangshangbanbeifaxianlezenmeban?
在线等,急!
“咔哒。”
shenhoudemenqingqingguanshang,dandandehanyicongbeihoutengqi。
来不及了。
“nixiangxinyoufenshenshuma?”
“wozhaodaoshipinzuozhe,kanwanleqitiandeshipin,yaojiniyidianshijianzhenglijiekouma?”
我和祁晏同时出声。
wo:“......”
你还怪贴心嘞。
zaoshuonidouzhidaolema,wojiubulangfeishijianbianjiekoule。
worenmingdetankouqi,“niwenba。”
“nishuogongsiyewuhenmang,meitiantizaoshangban?”
“jiade,shiweilezaodianchumendiaoyu。”
“zhongwuburangwosongfan,hekehuyuelewufan?”
“jiade,kehushiduiandiaoyudelaotou,chifanshiweiletaotadediaoyumiji。”
“banyebushuijuetoutouchumen?”
“jiade......bu,nizenmelianzheigeyezhidao?”
“niyiweishuizaishenbianderenbanyecongchuangshangpaqilai,wochajuebudaoma?”
“haoba,woshiweiledageyewo,yibianmingtianyougengduoyushanggou。”
祁晏被我气笑了。
“songwanyue,nizhenxing。”
woqianxudebaibaishou,“yejiuyibanxing。”
“我没有在夸你。”
“nikeyishizaikuawo。”
“......”
qiyanhaoxiangbeiwoqiwuyule,tashenhuxileyixia,dingzhewokanlejimiao,piaoliangdemouzilizhujianfushangjifenningzhong。
“shiyinwei......woma?”
songshizaijiangchengdehaomenquancengzhongzhinengsuanshimoliu,dantayouhaomensuoyoudehuaipiqi。
zhuanzhiducai,rezhonglianyin,qingshiqingpin。
zaitamendeguihuali,wohuiguaiguaideyibianshixiyibiandudaxue,ranhouzaibiyehouyutamenanpaidehaomenzidixiangqinlianyin,bangzhusongshijixufazhan。
danshiwoxuanzelechushenqingpindeqiyan。
yushiguzhijijiandewojiubeiganchulesongshi。
womolepianke,taitouzhishita,“wobuxiangpianni,danshinixiangxinwo,wohuijiejuede。”
tataishoubawobaojinhuaili,maishouzaiwojingwo,shengyinmenmende,budaibanfenchaofeng,“jishinixianzaizaidiaoyu?”
“jishiwoxianzaizaidiaoyu。”
bijing,bugounaixinderen,keshidiaobudaoyude。
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flagshibunengluanlide。
qiyangangshuoxiangxinwo,wodedianhuajiuxiangle。
我们同时低头去看。
来电显示:宋雨薇。
youshihouwozhendehenqiguai,mingmingshitongyigebamashengde,weishenmecongmingdewohuiyousongyuweizheimeyuchundemeimei。
“wei,woqinaidejiejie,diaoyudiaodekuailema?”
woqidingshenxiandehuileju,“tingkuailede,zenme,nibukuailema?”
“wozenmekenengbukuaile?”songyuweikuazhangdexiaolejisheng,“zuozaijiejienijingxinzhuangxiudebangongshili,chuizhekongdiaokannidiaoyu,woketaikuailele。”
“shima,neiniduokuaileyihuiba,yuedihuibaoyejibuhaobeigudongmadeshihou,kejiulundaowokuailege!”
“宋挽月!”
“ngngngtingzheni,biewunengkuangnuameimei。”
wotingzhedianhuaneitousongyuweizabeizidedongjing,lengxiaoyisheng。
banshang,songyuweiyuqidichendao:
“songwanyue,weilegenanrenxiangzhisangjiazhiquanyiyangbeiganchuqu,niyejiunengzuiyingle。zhenggejiangchengdoumeirenganbangni,wodengzhekanniditoudeneitian。”
songyuweipadeyishengliaoledianhua。
wowozheshoujideshoujinlejin,taitouduishangqiyanchongmandanyoudemuguang,guzuoqingsongdexiaolexiao,“fangxinla,ququsongyuweihainengweinanwo?”
qiyanconglaibuhuibowomianzide,tanglesheng,chuishouzaiwochunshangqingqingqinleyikou。
我顺势转移话题。
“jintianwanshangwomenchishenme?”
qiyanmuguangshensuidedingzhewo。
“吃你,行吗?”
wogezheyifuanleantadefuji。
也不是不行。
“咳咳,先吃饭。”
......
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meinanzuotianwanshanggewaidexiong,haidewozaoshangchadianmeiqidelaichuang。
buguotajingxin**lewufanrangwodaiqudiaoyu,wojiumianweiqinandeyuanliangtaba。
shuoqilai,chuleshipindeshi,wodediaoyubaodigujishibunengyongle。
woyuanyuandeqiaolejiyan,guoranhaoduokanrenaoderenzaidunwo。
哼,我就知道。
woyihandetanlekouqi,zhijiekaicheguoqiaoquzhaolaotou。
huaixiaoxi,gujishiduianlidetaijinle,laotoupabeidarao,yebuzaizheidiaole。
haoxiaoxi,laotoujiwoliulezhangzhitiao。
wonaxiazhanzaishuganshangdezhitiao,zhankaikanlekan。
是张江城地图。
shangmianyongbizaizheitiaohedelingyigequyuhualegequan。
wowule,laotouzheishiyuewohuangedifangjixugongdiao。
wojiuzhidao,wodediaoyujishuhaishihenyouguorenzhichudema!
鱼这不就上钩了!
wokaixindequcheganwangdituquanqidedifang。
ranhoubeibaoanlanzailemenkou。
“**ninhao,feiyezhubunengrunei。”
womanyanshiwangdewangzhebaoan。
zheikeshidingjihaomencaiyougoumaizigedelanjiangwan,wonanengshizheierdeyezhuni?
baoanyoukanlekanwodeche。
“baoqian**,fangbianwenyixianindelaiyima?”
“钓鱼。”
“......”
我和保安面面相觑。
kongqijijinglepianke,jiutinglingyigebaoantanchutouyangshengdao:“chenlaoshuole,laidiaoyudeershisuizuoyoudexiaoguniangkeyijin!”
cuoguainilelaotou,nihaishikaopude!
wogandongdiquchejinru,yuanyuandetingjianhoumianyoushengyinpiaoguolai:
“zheimiaoshuhaoershu,shibushineigediaoleqitianmeidiaodaoyudea......”
不是!
......
wodaodeshihou,laotouyijingzaidiaole,wozaitabuyuanchujingxintiaoxuanleyigexindedifangdawo,ananjingjingdiaoleyishangwu。
他没问,我也没说。
zhidaosantianhoudezhongwu,laotouyibianchizheqiyanzuodepaigu,yibianshuo,
“shitianle,haimeidiaodao?”
“......”
worenqitunshengdebashengxiadepaigudoujiajinzijiwanli。
laotou:“......”
laotou:“nizhidaowoweishenmebanijiaodaozheierlaidiaoyuma?”
那还用说!
“biranshiwodediaoyujishuyouguorenzhichu!”
“he,”laotoulengxiaoyisheng,“wojiuxinshangnizheiyidian,youcaiyoujue,haibuyaolian。”
wolengmodebapaigusaizuili。
laotoudandandao:“buqusongshi,youmeiyoukaolvlaichenshi?”
wodunzhukuaizi,bapaiguyikuaikuaijiadaolaotouwanli。
laotouxianqidetaiqikuaizi,“yaoguodeneikuaibuyao。”
那块我还不给呢!
genlaotouchiwanfan,wotiqianganhuiqu,zhunbeiheqiyanfenxianghaoxiaoxi。
dakaimendeneishunjian,wokanjiankongleyibandejia。
祁晏走了。
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qiyanzoudeqiaowushengxiyougancuililuo。
shoujiweixinquanbulahei,zhiyanpianyudoumeiliuxia,jialishuyutadedongxiyebeiquanbudaizou,lianyagaodoujianleyiban。
wobaozhejinshengdebangeqinglvbaozhen,yaoyazeleyisheng。
yuanlaishanggoudeyuyehuipaome?
wotingshuoqiyanzheigerendeshihou,shizaixuexiaobiaobaiqiangshang。
jushuojinrongxiyougegangruxuedexinshengbeirendudaonancemenkoubiaobai,haiqiangrennuqilimaojujue。
嚯,同专业的热闹。
wodiankaidatu,yiyanjiubeirenqunzhongzhangshenyuli、manlianlengdanshulideqingnianxiyinle。
确实好看。
很合我的口味。
tingshuoshibenzhuanyediyikaojinlaide,gengxihuanle。
wozhaorendatingletadedongxianghexihao,gentajinlexueshenghuitongyigebumen,anpaizaitongyizuzhiban。
meizhousanwanshang,wodouhuidaizhebijibenlaibangongshi,xiaoyingyingdegentadagezhaohu,ranhouzuoxiachulishixibushemidegongzuo。
我不同他闲聊。
bijibenpingmufangzaitataitoujiukandejiandejiaodu,wozhidaotahuiganxingqude。
youshiwohuijiedaogongsidedianhua,xiaoshengduidaraotabiaoshibaoqian,ranhouchuqujiedianhua。
jizhouguoqu,qiyanzhongyuzhudongtongwodahua,womenzhujianshuxiqilai。
womenhuiyiqitaolunzhuanyezhishi,youshiwoguyishiruoqingtajiehuo,ranhoudaibeinaichaganxieta,qiahaoshitaxihuandekouwei。
womenhaihuizaixuanxiukeyudao。
woqingshiyoubangwozaitashenbianzhangeweizhi,ranhouzhongtuchidaogandaojiaoshi,congcongzaitashenbianzuoxia,shuomeixiangdaozheimeqiao,zaijietadebijikan。
takanyiyanwozheigehetaqiangzhuanyediyideren,guaiguaibabijidiguolai。
woshizhongduitaruojiruoli。
chulezhuanyexiangguan,wojishaotongtaxianliao。
danwohuirangwodeshenghuodongtaijinrutadeshixianfanwei。
moutianwanshang,wodadianhuagentashuojintianyoushimeibanfazhiban,xunwentanengbunengyigerenzhiban,shunbianbangwoyanshiyixia。
“当然可以。”
zhengzhenglianggexiaoshi,tayigerenzuozaibangongshili。
ranhouzaiqinshishuadaowohebiedenanshengguangjiedebiaobaiqiang。
woyoujitadadianhua,aonaodishuo,“buzhidaoshisheibawofadaobiaobaiqiangshangqula,zheixiabuzhangzhidaowomeiquzhibanhaimeibaobeile,bawoshuoleyidun。buzhangmeiyoushuoniba,lianleinijiubuhaole。”
“meiyou,”qiyandandandeyingyisheng,chenmoleyixiayoudao,“nijintianmeilaizhiban,shiweilehenanpengyouguangjie?”
wowushengdegouqiyigexiaorong。
“ei?shenmenanpengyou,nishishuozhaopianshangneigema?”
“嗯。”
“neishiwopengyoula,dadushulebudebupeitaqujinvpengyoutiaoliwu,yaoburanwoyebuhuizhibantouliu。”
gezheshouji,wokanbudaotadeshenqing,danwojixudao:“meixiangdaozheizhangzhaopianbujinrangwoaima,haihuibaihuaiwodemingsheng,woketaichikuile。”
tayexiao,xiaoshengqingqing,weiyinxianggouzizaiwoxinshangqingnao。