banianhou，gongshijinrongdasha。
chengxiaoyuezaijiaoluolidingshaoledabantian，zhongyudengdaolegongshijituanxiabanshijian。
yanqiankanshoufuwuqidejishurenyuanshenzhelanyaoyizhikanshoubiao，dengdaijieban。
jiaojiebanzhishi，jiushitahechenggoudongshoudezuijiashiji。
zuoheikezheijinian，tacongmeiyouxiangzuijinzheiyangdexinyingshouguo。
kaozheheigongshijituanpinpaijuemixinxizuzuzhuanlehaojigeyi。
tayoulianggewayaoyang，bixuzaipinjigeyi！
anlishuoheikezhiyaoyoudiannaoheshubiao，napashenzainanjiyenenggongposhijiefanweineisuoyoudetongqiangtiebi。
rujinchedidabiantian，gongshiwangluoanbaoyijingshangshengdaozuigaodengji
tahechenggoubudebuchushan。
gongyanwangagongyanwang，nikezhenshigutoubuguwei。
wangluoanbaojiaqiang，yuangongguanliquebaimiyishu。
zhikandaoneimingxiaojishumeidengdaorenjiaojieban，renjiuliule。
chengxiaoyuezuijiaoyangqiyimoxiao，tianzhuwoye！
tayibianzoujinfuwuqi，yibianwaizhetouzhaodaoerjihuatong。
“chenggou，nineibianjiuxulema？nilaomawookle！”
“……”
“wei，nibuhuidiaolianzileba？！”
“……”
yizhimeiyouhuiying，chengxiaoyuexinxiayijinjimangzhuanshen。
zheichouxiaozixianglaiyoubawode，buhuichushileba？！
“laidoulaile，hebizheimejizhezou？”
erjilituranchuanlaimoshengnanrendichenyouweixiandeshengyin。
完蛋了！被阴了！
chengxiaoyuegubushanghaimeidaoshoudeyingpan，henhendedingzhejiankongshexiangtou。
dasuanduomenerchuqujiuzijideerzi，zhitingerbianyouchuanlainusheng，“fanggou！”
狗？！
chengxiaoyueyijing，zhuantouzaipingmushangkandaojishitiaotixingshuodadelanggouyiwofengdeyongjinlai。
tamenzaidashalifengpao，zhaoxunliewu。
不愧是宫阎王！
fanggouyaorenduifunvrenhexiaohai，kuitaxiangdechulai！
tahuifulengjing，jindingzhejiankong。
neixiechushenglitayuelaiyuejin，beisiyaochengsuipiandechangjingyijingzaitanaohailifuxianle。
“xinggongde！youbenshijiuchumianjianwo！wanyindesuanshenmebenshi！”
chengxiaoyuerenbuzhuduizhehuatongpokoudama。
“ni，zhijiupeigenwodegouwanwan。”nanrenchijianjinshihanbing。
dianhualihuayingangluo，jitiaolanggouyijingchaotabenguolai。
ciyaliezuikuangfei，kongbushenren。
“啊——”
“嘣——”
chengxiaoyuedejianjiaobanzheyishengzheneryulongdebaozhashengxiangqi。
yanqiandunshinongyansiqi，gangcaineijitiaolanggouzaojiubeizhadeshishouyichu。
“ganyaoxiaoye！qusiba！”
baozhadianbuyuanchuchuanlaiyigenanhaizhinenxianqideshengyin。
chengxiaoyuebutingdehuishoupiekainongyan。
zhijianyanqianyigebeizhachengxiaobaogongdenanhai，shoulinazheyaokongqimoyangdedongxi。
zheixiaopihaibeizhachengbaogonglejuranhaizaideyidexiao！
baozhashengyinlailegengduodelanggou。
yankanjiuyaobaneixiaobaogongpudao，chengxiaoyueerhuabushuokangqixiaobaogongjiupao。
zhongyupaodaoyigetongfengkou，liangrentingxialaidakouchuanzhecuqi。
“nizheixiaodongxi，sheijiadehaizi？paodaorenjiadashalizuoshenme？nifumuhaiyoumeiyouzerenxin！”
程小月忍不住责备。
zheixiaobaogongkanqilaihetadechenggouchabuduoda，yeshibamadexintouroua！
xiaobaogongroulerouyanjing，yilianbuxiedepiepiezui，“wojiushilaizhazheidongloude！”
炸大楼？
chengxiaoyuejingdebantianhebulongzui，xiaoxiaonianjijiukouchukuangyan……
“xiaodongxi，banidewanjuyaokongqizangqilai，buranzheilidegongyanwangtingdaogangcaidehua，feizhuoniquyanxingkaoda！”
chengxiaoyuerendingxiaobaogongshoulidekendingshiwanjumoxing。
“zheigebushiwanju，niting。”xiaobaogongxiaozhezaiyaokongqishanganleyixia。
“嘣——”
youyishengbaozhazaishenhoubuyuanchuxiangqi，nongyangungun，jinglingluanzuo。
chengxiaoyuechedishale，zheixiaozirencaia！
hetadechenggouyiyangtianshengdehunshimowangpeizi！
“niganmazharenjiadalou？sheizhishinide？”
zheigongyanwangshudiyetaiduoleba，xiaoxueshengdoubufangguota。
“meirenzhishiwo，wojiushiyaorangtazhidao，ruguozairangneigegaisidenvrenkaojinwo，wohaiyougenglihaide！”
xiaobaogongrenzhenxionghendexiaoyangzhenbuxiangkaiwanxiao。
zheiwazhenkelian，xiaoxiaonianjimanxinyuanhen。
chengxiaoyuenielenietamanshiheihuidexiaolian。
“wodainilikaizheili，cidibuyijiuliu。”
gongyanwanghenkuaijiuhuizhaodaotamende，chenggoujiubiexiangjiuchulaile。
“妈咪——”
xiaobaogonggancuidejiaochusheng。
chengxiaoyueshenziyijiang，zheishibeizhashalema？
“dagenirencuorenle，wobushinimami。”
“fanzhengneigesinvrenbushi！woshuonishi，nijiushi！mami！”
chengxiaoyueyilianheixian，zaoniea！