“qinger，nicengyeyedaodiganshenmede？”
kaichexingshizailushang，yuxiaoshuangpobujidaididaishanglanyaerji，botonglechenqingdedianhua。
“嗯？？”
chenqingmimihuhudeganjuechayi，
tayanjingdouhaimeizhengkai，pieleyiyan，faxiancaiqidian，buyoudeyouxiezhuakuang。
“buzhidaoa，cengyeyemeizenmeshuoguo，zenmele？”
jinjiezhe，dianhuaduimiandeyuxiaoshuangshenmixixidejiangzaoshangdeshiershuoleyibian。
最后，忐忑问道：
“woshishuoniyeyedangnianbushihunjianghudeba？wohuaiyilaoyezibawomenxiaoqudelaotoulaotaitaiquanpianle，qinger，zheikebushikaiwanxiaode，zheiqunlaotoulaotaitaibeijingledadeheren……”
sisuobantian，yuxiaoshuangjuedezheishiweiyiyigehelijieshi？
zuotianchenyeyechumenbuzhidaoyongleshenmeshouduan，huzhulesuoyoulaotoulaotaitai。
buranhainengshizenmehuishier？
陈老爷子真是神仙？
别逗了。
zuoweihaopengyou，tajuedezijiyoubiyaojichenqingtixingyixia，buranwanyinatianlaoyeziwanbengle，mafanjiudale。
jintianmenkoudeneiqunlaorenjialimeiyigejiandande，heibaitongchi，buranyebunengzaicuntucunjindeziyuanbieshuquyanglao。
挂断电话。
chenqingyeshuibuzhele，cuzhemeitousisuoqilai。
yiqiancengyeyefengfengdiandiandeshihouhexunchanglaorenmeishenmequbie，ketaxingguolaizheicailiangtian，
zijizheigecengsunnvshiyuelaiyuekanbudonglaoyezile。
ciketaxintouyeshanxianchuyimoyihuo，cengyeyedangniandaodishiganmade？
……
“yuzong，ninkesuanlaile，yezongzaibangongshidengninle。”
gangdaogongsi，qiantaixiaogunianglikejinzhangdexiaopaoleguolai，xiaoshengshuodao。
wenyan，yuxiaoshuanglianshanglikeyinyunmibu。
zheishieryutagongsiqianjitianhezuodeyixiangyewuyouguan。
tagongsidezhuyingyewujiushizuoxinmeitixiaoshou，shuobailejiushishouxiayouyixiezhubo，ranhoubangshangjiazhibodaihuo，gongsizhuanqukengweifei。
zaimodoulaishuo，tamenzuodehaibucuo，youbuxiaodemingqi。
qianxietianyougongsiyutamenqiandingleyifenhetong，fuchuletianjiadekengweifei，yaoqiujinxingyichangguanzhongbudiyuyiqianwanrenzhibo。
benlaizheishiyidanhaoshengyi，yuxiaoshuangzirangaogaoxingxingdeqianlehetong。
jieguobanluchulechazi，tashouxiadelianggedingliangzhuzhubobuxifuchuweiyuejinyaotiaocao，erqieyaoqiulikelizhi。
zheiyixiajiuyoulewenti，shouxiadedazhubodoupaole，shengxiadejigexiaozhubonanyichengzhuchangmian，yemeiyouneimeduodeguanzhong。
budeyi，yuxiaoshuangzuihouxuanzeleweiyue，yaofuchugaodaliangqianwandeweiyuejin。
zuoguogongsidedouzhidao，kenengzhikanyewuhaokan，danyikanzhangmiandouyiyang，henshaoliucunneimeduodexianjin。
erqierenjiagenbenbujishijianchoubei。
zheiliangtianyuxiaoshuangzhengzaifachoucishi，daolexianzaitanahainengbuzhidaozijibeirensuanjile，
shouxiarenyeyidingshibeigaojiawazoucaihuitiaocao，kexiyihuantaoyihuan，cishikanmingbaiyiwan。
erqieyaoqiangdetayemeidasuanmafanjiali，buranzaixiangzijichulaizheteng……，hennanzaibeiyunxu。
yidingyaotingzhu——tamomoxiangdao。
“meishier，buxingwobazhudebieshumaile，gongsibuhuidaoxia。”
kanzheyouxinchongchongdeyuangong，yuxiaoshuanganweileyijuhou，zoujinlebangongshi。
neixinquekusewubi，maifangzidaoshinengjiejuewenti，kezuotiangangbachenqinghechenyeyejieguolai，zijibandezheijiaoshenmeshier。
wuneiyouliangren，yiweiyuemowuliushisuidenanzi，shenchuanzhengzhuang，lianshangdaizhegaoshenmocedexiaoyi，zhengshiyezong，yewentian。
haiyouweiershilaisuidenianqingnanzi，quanshenchaopai，zhengzaihuaixiaodekanzheyuxiaoshuang。
shiyezongdeerzi，yemo。
“yuxiaoshuang，zenmeyangle？liangqianwanwojintianyaoyifenbushaodejiandao，wojinggaoni，zainabuchuqiankebieguaiwobukeqile，woshouxiadeyibangxiongdikemeiwozheimehaoshuohua。”
yemodalieliedetanzaishafashang，yanshensiwujidandeshangxiadaliangyuxiaoshuang。
“ni……”yuxiaoshuangqijie。
“ei！shuodeshenmehua！”
yewentianzhuangzuoshengqidedengleerziyiyan，kejinjiezheyoujiaxixidao：
“keshiyuzong，zaishangyanshang，zanmendoushishengyiren，yiqiedeanzhaoguijubanshier，nikanqian……”
liangrenyigechangbailianyigechanghonglian，hualihuawaideyisidouyiyang，taoqian。
tamenfuzierrenqishigenbenbushishengyiren，errenzhuanyezoujianghu，zheicishiyourenrangtamenchumian，qishibeihoulingyourenzuoju。
weidejiushibayuxiaoshuangtichuqu。
zhibodaihuozheikuaibeifujiazidikanshangle，xiangchixiazheigeshichang。
yuxiaoshuangchenmopianke，tanxiyisheng，wunaidao：
“womingxiayoudongbieshu，zaiziyuan，maileqianjiujinimen……”
tahuahaimeishuowan，diaoerlangdangdeyemozhijietiaoleqilai，xiaozhangdao：
“nixiangdemei，sheizhidaonidaodiyoumeiyou，haixiangtuo？heng，gaosuni，shaowanhuayang，jintiannibixutaochuqianlai，
zaishuo，haiziyuanyoudongbieshu，nizhidaoziyuandebieshuduoshaoqianma？nimaideqi？nigongsimaishicidoubugou！”
“王八蛋……”
yuxiaoshuangqideyaofafeng，kehaishiwunaiderenlexiaqu。
yaoguaijiuguaizijimeijingyanbeirenkengle。
xieshangyifan，tazuizhongtongyidailiangrenhuibieshuqukanfangben，zhengmingzijiqueshiyouhaikuannengli。
yixingrenxialoulaidaotingchechang。
yuxiaoshuangliansezaibian，faxianzheiliangjiahuojintianzhenshiyoubeierlai，tingchechanghaiyouliangdamianbao，limianzuzuyouersanshihaoren。
kanlai，jintianhennanshanle。
希望别吓到陈爷爷。
tayouxinchongchongdedaizheyixingrenhuijia。
……
“youhe，zheijiushidamingdingdingdeziyuana，laozihaishidiyicilai，zhentemeqipai。”
“yege，zanmenxiongdishenmeshihoucainengnongyitaoa？”
“wocao，zheidamenjiudegejibaiwanba？gouzanmenxiongdiwanduojiua。”
“呵……呸。”
“wenmingdian，bietemejilaozidiuren。”
yuxiaoshuangchuitouzouzaiqianbian，shenhougenzheyidabangzazahuhuderen，chuanyidabandoushiwuyanliusede，fenwailayan。
yikanjiubushishenmezhengjingren。
“liyeye，ninhaizaizheia？”
gangdaojiamenkou，yuxiaoshuangyanqianyiliang，jiandaoleshuren。
李良才。
liyeyeyaoshikenbangwo，shuobudingzheigemafanjiujiejuele——taxinzhonganxiang。
lilaotoubiekanzhengtianchimitaiji，keyiqianneiyeshimodouyaohaibumendefengyunrenwu。
liliangcaiyikanyuxiaoshuanghaiyoutashenhouderen，
yanjingdunshifangguang，jidongdeshoudouyaozhandou。
“a，meiliuwanni，yuyatouhuilailea，nijiaquba，zoulea。”
zaiyuxiaoshuangshiwangdeyanshenzhong，tazhuanshenzoule，bufabiyiqianyaokuaideduo。
就像怕惹麻烦一样。
“ai，renguoranhaishiyaokaoziji。”
yuxiaoshuangyanshenandanxialai，momodakailejiamen。
只是，
她没看到，
liliangcaiganggangguailegewan，yijingfeibenqilai，zuibadoukuailiedaoergen。
“nianglie，jihuilaile，”
“biejidong，bunengwoyigerenjiejuele，budaode，dequbalaohuojimendoujiaoshang，dajiadouhungelianshu。”
“xianyuana！anlaolilaile！”