第1章
“laotou，wohuilaile，zheixienianshibushitebiexiangnianwo。”
songshanshiyigejianloudewuzili，yefanxiaoyinyindeshuodao。
“shaocheduzi，wuniandoumeilianxinilai，wodouyiweinisizaiwaimianle！”
laotouzizuishangburaoren，kehaishihendanxinyefandebing，zhijiehaomai，kehenkuaide，laolianluchuzhenjingzhise，yefandebingjingranhaole！
“laotou，yaobuyaobanjia，yihouwolaiyangni。”
yefanjinfeixibi，haofeiwunianshijian，nixijueqi，chuanglishenwangdian，zaitadenulixia，shenwangdianzhengzhengrishang，mingzhenzhuguo，dangzhiwukuidediyizuzhi！
zheicihuilai，jiushiweilebaodalaotouzihe8geruhuasiyudejiejie。
“wocaibuyao，genzhenixiaozimeishalezikejiang，zheilihaiyouhaojigeguafupeizhewo，riziguodexiaosaduole。”
jianzhuang，yefanyebuzaimianqiang，genlaotouxianliaoqilai：“laotou，jiejietamenguodezenmeyangle？”
“neikendinghundebinixiaoziyaohaoduoge。”
laotouzitucaoyefanyiju，suihougaozhi8gejiejiedexianzhuang。
dajie，yezixi，congjunruwu！
erjie，yetianya，zonghengshangjie！
sanjie，yexin，wenxincantingliansuolaobanniang！
sijie，yehan，gongzuobuming，jubeiyiliudesaichejishu！
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“laotou，neibagejiejieyoumeiyounanpengyou，huozheyijingjiarenle？”
“暂时没有。”
laotouzidehuida，rangyefansonglekouqi。
“laotou，yaobuyaowoqingniquwenxincantingchifan？”
“cheduzi，wokannishixiangzhaonisanjie！”
beichuozhongxinshi，yefangangadexiaolexiao，dayilinrandao：“wohenchunjiede，zhixiangrangtaweiwochifaneryi。”
“nixiaoziyuelaiyuebuyaolian。”
laotouzidouwuyule，xiaomadao：“wobue，nizijiqujiuxing。”
“neiwoxiacizailaikanwangni。”
yefanshuodao，suiranjingchanghelaotoudouzui，keliangrendeguanxirufuzibanqinjin。
“hao，xiacijidedaijipanxiaoshipin。”
yefanzouchuyuanzideshihou，shenhoupiaolailaotouzideyijuhua，zheirangtayigelieju，chadiandiedaozaidi。
zheilaotouzi，zhenshiwobeikaimo！
xichengquliwenxincantingjiaoyuan，yefanlanxiayiliangjichengche，qichengchufa，haofeishiyufenzhong，didamudedi。
jiuzaiyefangangfufeixiache，jiutingdaopangbianyigedazhongchezhu，duizhenvbanxuanyaodao：“baobei，nideyanguangzhenhao，yaoshikanshangzheizhongdachuzuchedeqiongguangdan，jiudegenzheyiqishoukushoulei。”
zheidiaokanrangyefanzhoulezhoumeitou，haizhenshigouyankanrendi，jiuliangpodazhong，helaideyouyuegan！
“kanshenmekan，qionggui，nizhibuzhidaowodecheduozhiqian？！”
“budaoshiwandetiegeda。”
chezhuluoyongdexuanyao，gengshiyinqiyefandefangan，ketadehuida，zeshirangluoyongnaoxiuchengnudehedao：“zheiliangkeshidazhonghuiteng，budaoshiwanninengmailai，wodangjiechishi！”
“nishihaozhenshiyougoubiantaide。”
yefanxixuedixiaolexiao，erhoushuodao：“yiliangjiwankuaidedazhongjieda，hualedianqiangaizhuang，jiuxiangniaoqiangzhuangdapao，haodaitigaodianxingneng，zhuangyeyaozhuangdexiang！”
tingwenzheihua，luoyongdeliansemengdiningguqilai，selineirendehedao：“yipaihuyan，mashangdaoqian，fouzebieguaiwoduinibukeqi！”
“nisuibianzhaogedongchederenjiukeyibianbiezhenjia。”
jiuzaiyefandehuacaishuowan，yigelurenyekanchuwenti，diaokandao：“zheixiongdishuodemeicuo，yiliangjiwankuaidepoche，yegankaichulaizhuangbi！”
“xianzaiyegainibiaoyangzhenzhengdejishu，lubiandegoushijiujiaojinile！”
zhongrendechaofeng，rangluoyongwudizirong，pangbianneigezhengrongliannvban，qidedoukuaizhale。
“pianzi，nibushishuozheicheshiyibaiwanmaide？！”
“qinaide，nitingwojieshi，wobushiguyide，wojialiyougenghaodeche。”
luoyongjimangjieshi，duijiechuantadeyefan，qileyisiyuanhen。
haoburongyicaijiangnvbanjihonghao，luoyongzheicaisonglekouqi，louzhunvbandeyaozhi，tiaoxindedengleyefanyiyan，zhigaoqiangdezoujincanting。
jianzhuang，yefanyaoleyaotou，jiuzheizhonglaji，lianrangtachushoudeyuwangdoumeiyou！
wenxincantingdezhuanghuangfenggetiejinxiandaiminsu，rangrenyanqianyiliang，zheirangyefananancemu，sanjieyeshinandedecainv，chuleshaodeyishouhaocai，duishejizhuangxiu，yeyouyidingdezaoyi，zukebijianzishenshejishi。
“wei，nandaowenxincantinghaijiedaizheizhongyiguanbuzhengdejiahuo？！”
luoyongzhizheyefan，mingmuzhaozhangdezhaocha。
zaitadehuayuyichu，dunshiyinqizhongrendecemu，yefandeyizheputong，keyemeiyouluoyongsuoshuodeneimebukanrumu。
“fanshiwowenxincantingdekeren，bufenguijian。”
yigechuanzheqipao，zhangxiangtianmeidenvfuwuyuanshangqianjieshi，ketadehuida，rangyefanweiweiyixiao，buchusuoliao，sanjiehaishibuwangchuxin。
biqineizhongzimingbufandelaji，yaolaidehaoduole。
“算你好运！”
luoyongbuganxindedengleyefanyiyan，kehaishibuganzaiwenxincantingnaoshi，miandezitaokuchi。
ruzuohou，weilezhaohuimianzi，luoyongrentongdianqidacan：“jiwolailiangfenwufenshudesongluyangpai，，tankaoyangxieziyijihaixiangedatang，zaikaipingkasitehongjiu。”
“laogong，nizhendafang！”
zheiduncanfeiyaoshangwan，zheirangluoyongdenvban，linwanrongtingdexinhuanufang。
“zheibusuansha，laizheilijiushiyaochidunhaode。”
luoyongyangyangdeyidebaibaishou，tiaoxindegualeyefanyiyan。
cishiyefanbingmeiyoulihuizheigetiaoliangxiaochou，fanzhecaidan，bingmeiyouzhaodaoneidaoshuxidecai，duizhefuzediancandefuwuyuanwendao：“qingwenyoumeiyouxiehuangdanhuafan？”
yefanguiweishenwangdianzhu，zaojiuchangjinshanzhenhaiwei，keyizhiduisanjiesuozuodechaofanniannianbuwang，ketadehuayuyichu，gezuodeluoyong，manshibuxiedechixiaodao：“zheilikeshigaodangcanting，nalihuiyoudanchaofanneizhongshangbuletaimiandecaise！”
“真是个土包子。”
linwanrongdezuijiaogouqichaofenghudu，jiusuanyefanzhangdehenshuai，meiqianyeshiwangran！
“xiansheng，niquedingyaodianxiehuangdanhuafan？”
fuwuyuanbingmeiyoulihuizheiduigounannvdelengchaorefeng，manlianzhenjing。
“没错。”
yefandianlediantou，henxiangzaichangchangneizhongshuxideweidao。
“那请您稍等。”
fuwuyuanfuzadekanleyefanyiyan，qishengaoci。