“zhui！tawangneibianpaole！jilaozizhuahuilai！”
shennongdeyesezhong，huxiaoerguoyizhenjianruidenumahecaozadejiaobusheng。
youyuanzhijin，youyoujinzhiyuan。
pazaichechuangshang，kandaoneiqunzhuitaderenwanglingyigefangxiangpaoyuan，jianyaoshaoshaosongleyikouqi，xiongqiangneidexinzangyinweigangbujiuqiandekuangbenerjulieditiaodongzhe，yixiazinanyipingfu。
“解决了？”
heiandechexiangzhong，nanrenqiamiezhijiandeyantou，chenshengwenleyiju。
dimideshengsedaizhejifenlenglie，xiandeyouxiegaobukepan。
“shia，renyijingshuaikaile！duoxiela！”
paipaishou，jianyaosuikoudaolejuxie，dakaichemenjiuyaoxiaqu。
下一秒！
“砰”的一声！
jianyaohailaibujifanying，zhenggerenjiuyijingbeiduifangzhongzhongdianzailekaobeishang，jifuqinlvedexiongxingqixipumianerlai，yiyizhongwufakangjudeqiangshisisidifengzhuletadezui。
要死！
她怎么这么倒霉？！
shanggecheduoliangfenzhongyenengyudaoqinshou？！
quqixigai，jianyaoxiayishijiuyaoquzhuangtadexiafu，xiangyaojiejituolimozhua！
raner，tadedongzuokuai，duifangdedongzuogengkuai！
“嘶啦——”
yishoulaolaodianzhetadexigai，yishoushunshiwozhunvrenxianxideyaozhi，nanrendefanyingxunsuerlingli，lengjunergaodadeyinyinglongzhaozaitoudingshangfang，wanruyizuoqingyaerlaideweieshanluan。
zhuoredeqixi，bingliangdetiwen，jiaotizhebinghuoliangzhongtiandejizhichugan，shunjianjidejianyaobuyouzizhudiyizhenzhanli！
“该死！”
dizhouyiju，jianyaoshenshouqiashangtadebozi，shoulibuzhiheshiyijingduochuleyibajianruidexiaodao，jinjinditiezaiduifangdejifushang，fangfosuishidouhuigeduantadehoulong！
“niganzaidongyixia？！bupawofangweiguodang？”
nanrenwudongyuzhong，yizhishoushunzhetaguangjiedejingxiang，qingqingniezhuletadexiae，liangpianbochunjinkaozhetadeerji，huchushiredeqixi，weixianerbadao。
“wogangcaipeiheleni，xianzai……niyeyinggaipeihewo，bushima？”
“配合什么？！”
“演戏。”
nanrenchesanlingdai，jiangjianyaodeshouhuanshangzijidehoujing，suijibuwenbuhuodicongzuilituchusangezi。
“——**戏。”
huayinluoxiadechanei，jianyaoyinyuejiantingdaolechexiangwaichuanlaidejiaobusheng，haiyourendeqieqiesiyu。
“kuaikan……neishibaishaodeche！”
“车里有人！”
“还是个女的！”
“kuaikuaikuai！paixialai！doupaixialai！zheicheliyaozhendeshibaishaohemeinvzaiwanchezhen……neijueduishizhongbangxinwen！”
……
“靠！是狗仔？！”
jianyaodouranfanyingguolai，tiaojianfanshedixiangyaotuikainanren。
quebeiduifangkoudegengjinleyixie，zhenggerenyishanbuzheng，fasilingluan，xiandeyouxielangbei，ertazijiqueshixizhuanggelv，yipaiqiyuxuanang。
这凭什么？！
naonuzhixia，jianyaoyiyaoya，baofuxingdidixiatou，zhangzuijiuzaitadejiantouhenhenyaoleyikou！
nanrenmenhengyisheng，shashishoujinleshouzhongdelidao，yudaiweiyun。
“属狗的？”
jianyaodimayiju，fanchunxiangji。
“bu，shulangde！yaobusini！”
僵持间。
yidaqunrenturanjianjiucongsimianbafangchongleshanglai，fangfocongtianerjiang，juzhexiangjipipipapadiduizhechexiangneiyizhenkuangpai，shanguangdengciqibifu，chadianmeibajianyaodeyanjinghuangxia。
“zheiqungaisidegouzi！”
henhendizuzhouleyiju，jianyaogenbenmeishijianqukanduifangdelian，ganzaibeipuguangzhiqianganjinzhuaqiyifudangzailemianqian，dasiyebuyaobeitamenzhaodaozijidemoyang！
“yangoulemeiyou？！haibukuaidiankaicheshuaikaitamen？！”
suiranbuzhidaoyanqianzheizhiqinshouzaidashenmezhuyi，jianyaoqueshiyikedoubuxiangduodaile。
jintiantachuangdehuoyijinggouduole，yaoshizhendeshanglexinwen，beijialitouderenzhidao，feidejitabaxiayicengpibuke！
dagaishiyijingdadaolemude，nanrenbuzaijiuchan，songleshou，moleyixiabeijianyaoyaochuyayindejiantou，hunandeguangxianzhongyinyuekejianlengjiaofenmingdelianbuxiantiao，daoxuebanchenyulengjun。
bochunweimin，zuijiaoqingyang。
xiangshizaixiao，danbujianyisixiaoyi。
dianhuo，kaidadeng，yijiaoyoumencaidaodi——
“轰！”
chezizhouranqidong，huojianbanchonglechuqu，heshalewaitoudeyiguaren。
zhongrenhuangmangshanduo，fenfenrangdao，jinruohanchandikanzheyangzhangerqudepaoche，hedemianbairuzhi，xinyouyuji，fangfoganggangcaigensishencajianerguo！
yaoming，baishaoguoranbuhaore！
wuyeshifen，lushangchebuduo，jingmideyemuzhong，yinbaisedepaochezaitianqiaoshangjichierguo，wanruliuxinghuapoyekong，shaozongjishi。
zuozaifujiashang，jianyaozhenglezhenglingluandeyifu，xiuzibeichepoleyidaokouzi，zhuojinjianzhou，yibubiti，qidetarenbuzhuyoudimaleliangsheng。
“liumang！biantai！qinshouburu……”
nanrenxieguolaiyiyan，muguangbupianbuyi，kouwenzhizhongsihuhaidaizhejifenyiweishenzhang。
“shougan……haibucuo。”
jianyaozhizhu，chengmujieshedikanzheta。
yixiazijingshiwuyanyidui，buzhidaogaiyongshenmehuahuimacainengnianyataneilingrenfazhide**！
jiuzaitakuaiyaozhamaodeshihou，nanrenmanbujingxindishouhuishixian，suishoudiuguolaiyijianwaitao，zhayanjianyouzhengzhidebuxing，fangfoganggangneiyishunzhishitadecuojue。
shenxiyikouqi，jianyaoqihuhudichuanshangwaitao，gaosuzijiyaodanding，qianwanbunenggenqinshouyibanjianshi！
“说吧，多少钱？”
lengbuding，congnanrenzuilimeitoumeiweidipiaochujigezi。
jianyaozhoulezhoumeitou，meihaoqidihengleyisheng。
“什么多少钱？”
“baoyangni……yiqianwan，goulema？”
chushoukuochuo，kaijiabudi，danhaishibajianyaoqilegebansi，liansedunshinankandaolejidian！
“nibawodangchengshenmele？！”
“一亿？”
“wokanzhexiangshineizhongnvren？！”
“neihao，nilaikaigejia。”
“闭嘴！”
jianyaoqijibaihuaididaduanta。
“xiache！like！mashang！congwoyanqianxiaoshi！youduoyuanjiujiwogunduoyuan！”
nanrenzhongyuzhuanguotoulai，tizhemeishaokanxiangta，yizhangyingjundemianpangguifushengong，sanfazhelinlieerweixiandeqixi，bianshizaihunandeguangxianzhong，beitazheiyangkanzhe，dounengjiaorenbuyouzizhudibengjinshenjing，shengchujifenyinyindeweijulai。
jianyaotunletunkoushui，xiayishiwanghousuolesuobozi。
“这是我的车。”
caixiachache，nanrengancuililuodijiangchetingdaolelubian，yuqibushan，xinuwuchang。
“yaogun，yeshinigun。”