第1章
“zheilishiwomenjijiangjianshedeheyanxincun，zhanyongdangdijumindedi，jiyuhuiqianfang，shengtaihuanjingyouzhi......”
bangongshili，cehuabuzhengzhanzaitouyingmuqiankankanertan。
zuozaibangongzhuozhengzhongyangweizhidenanren，shougongcaizhidexizhuangbujianyisizhezhouyigenxiantou，xuzhededuanfadalideyisibugou。
taganjingpiaoliangdeshou，zhuandongzhegangbi，zhengzhuanzhudikanzheppt。
“buxing！nimenbukeyiqinzhanmuchang！”
zheishi，suizhehuiyishidemenbeituikai，yiweipifuyouheidenvshichuanglejinlai。
daduanlehuiyi，yizhiyutachenglesuoyourendemuguangjiaodian。
douershiyishijile，henshaojiandaoyourennengbayijianniuziwaitaoxidaofanbai，yitiaoheisedekuziqilemaoqiu，jiaoshangchuandefanbuxie，xiemianheranshiyikuaibuding。
“baoqian，shenzong......women，womenyilulanzheta，yemeinenglanzhu。”baoanshanshanlaichi，qichuanyuyu。
rensheiraozheloutiyikouqipasanshiduocengyeshoubule，pianpianzheigechuangjinlaidenvshi，kuangbenzhici，lianbuhongqibuchuan。
“nimenbunengqinzhanmuchang！”nvrenyuemoershichutou，youyicizhengzhongfushu，guazilian，daermingdeyan，wuguanbucha，querangrenyouzhongliulangqierdejishigan。
dajiahuishen，muguangzhuandaobangongzhuozhuweishang。
huachengjituanzongcaishenshixiao，talenglengdizhushizhenvren，cixingshengsetingbuchuxinu，“gunchuqu。”
“yaowozou，neinimendedichandegaijian！”
mingxianganjuehuiyishiliqiwenjiejinbingdian，nvrenbutuifanjin，taochulegongzuozheng，“iucn，shijiehuanbaozuzhi。”
neilvsexiaoqiudelogo，zaiwairenkanlai，jiushiyiqunchibaolemeishizuoderen，chengtianweiquanrenleiqirenyoutiandongbenxizou。
dangran，shenshixiaojiuzheimerenweide。
“ranhouni？yijingpixialaidedi，shejituqiaoding，jiuyinweiniyijuhua，jiurangwogaijian？”
shenshixiaolengheng，kantaqiongsuandemoyang，congtoudaojiaodoushiduiyanjingdewuru。
“shenshixiao！heyanxincunhuanshan，changnianjiangshuiliangdadao400ml，niquedingyaoyiyiguxingma？”
nvrenzhihuzheshenshixiaodemingzi，huiyishiqiqidaoxiyikouliangqi。
这怕是个女疯子吧？
maochuanghuiyishiyejiubale，haiganduishenzongqishixiongxiong，chuncuizhaosibushi？
guoran，nanrendaoxuedelianyinchensitie，lengliedemuguangsaoxiangbaoan，“haiyaowojiaonizenmebatarengchuqu？”
baoanyigejiling，fanyingguolaikouzhunvrendeshou。
yebushitamentaimune，guanjianshijiehuanbaozuzhi，haodaishigeguojijigou，bossbufasheng，tamennaganqingjuwangdonga？
“沈世霄！”
“shenshixiao，nitingwobahuashuowan！”
“王八蛋！”
nvrenjiubeizheimetuochulebangonglou，huachengjituandemenyanfangsishou，genbenbuhuijitazaiyoujikechengdejianxi。
tafuqididuoleduojiao，caomaoyazailetoushang，gannianta，shenshixiaodanzifeile！
流光苑。
cuiseqingqingdeyuanzi，bieshumenqian，nvrenqicongcongtajinlemen。
“太太。”
yongrenbigongbijingdiwenhao，yunshudiantousuanshihuiying，kuaibushangleerlou，tuikaiyimaojian。
nuansededengguangxia，xiejubaimanlexianchenburandexianliangbanqiuxie，huoshepinpixie，lingyimianqiang，ruqianshiyiju，nanrendexizhuang，richangzhezhuang，guileizhengqi。
suiyidapeiyitao，yunshuzheshougenghuan。
“taitai，nin......”
“xianshenghuilai，huishengqideba？”
yongrenhaoyitixing，yunshuquanzuoleerpangfeng。
rimuxichen，yuanzililiangqilechedeng，nanrenjiangyaochijiaojibaoan，tuoxiawaitaodijiyongren，huanshanglejiajutuoxie，lvzhechenyixiukou。
meiyigedongzuo，meiyidaochengxu，shizhangnianleiyuexingchengdexiguan。
buchuyiwai，tahuiquxigezao，ranhouqucantingyongcan，zuihouzaixigezao，qushufangjixugongzuo。
raner，dangtakandaoshafashangqiaozheerlangtui，suiyitanzhedenvrenshi，jiaobuyidun，lianseheidehaobiranshangleyese。
“niyifuzhilianghaimanhaode，mianliaoyehenshushi，zhenbulai。”
nvrenxuezhetadeyangzi，zhenglichenyixiukou，haijiangguozhangdexiuziwangshangwanlejiquan。
shenshixiaoejiaoqingjintutu，shouhuishixianzhiliuxiayijuhua，“batashenshangdeyifubale，rengdiao！”
“shenshixiao，zheiyifuhaohaode，weishenmeyaoreng，nibushitaoyanwoma？nibawoyerenglebei！”
yunshuchaochaonaonao，zaishenshixiaoerduoli，jiuxiangyiqunjijizhazhademaque，guazaowubi。
tadaoshixiangreng，fumuyaotongyicaixing。
yunjiaheshenjiashidaiweimeng，zaojiudingxialelianyindeguiding，tingshuoyunjiaxiaojiecongguowaijinxiuguilai，tajuezhepuputongtongjiegehun，xiangjingrubinyejiusuanle。
pianpian，huilaideshizheimegelalilata，tulituqideyatou。
jintianjingranhaipaodaogongsi，ganshetadegongzuo！
yaobushimuqinyaosiyaohuo，lingzheng？jialidemen，beitapengyixiadouxianzang！
“taitai，ninhaishituoleba......ninyezhidaoshenxianshengbuxihuanbierendongtadedongxi。”
yongrenjinhukenqiuditaiduzhengxunyunshudeyijian，shenxianshengjiepiyanzhong，jialirongbudeyisihuichen。
jiuzheiyang，yunshuhaiyaomingzhigufan，genbenjiushiguyizhaocha。
“wohuan，danzheiyifubunengreng，doushixinde，yejiuxianzaifangchanfazhanhaikeyi，buranjinshanyinshandoudebeishenshixiaobaiguang！”
taqihuhudao，faxiezheyuanqi，nanrencongchufangduanzheyibeikafeizouchulai，jugaolinxiadinizheta，“buyuanyixianzaijiuchuqu，meirenbinifeiyaoliuzaizhei。”
“shenshixiao，niganrenyouyinshiba？”
yunshuyijibaiyanwanguoqu，“wohualuodingle，muchangjueduibunengrennimenkuozhang！”
liangrenzhenjianduimaimang，yongrendaqibuganchu，shengpabeizheiliangweiguzhuboji。
“ninashenmezuzhi？jiunineixuyouqimingdegongzuo？he！”
nanrenbuxielengheng，“zhangsao，wanfansongdaoshufang，buyaorangwokandaota！”
“sheixiangkandaonia？banijinguide！”
yunshufanchunxiangji，youzhonghuiletayimaojian，chedizhizhita“jiepi”dechongdong。
danshitameiyou，shenshixiaoyouzui，ziyuanwuzui！
dianhuaxiangqishi，yunshuhaizaiqitoushang，yikanpingmushangshanshuozhe“mushangdaren”deminghao，mangbudieshounaoyi，jichujiangyingdexiaoronglai。
“妈。”
“a？wogenshenshixiaoa，tinghaode，ninfangxinba，womenganqinghaozheni，yiqizhangda，zenmehuichaojiani，hahaha......”
taweixindijiangzhedianhua，xinliquezuzhouleneigegaisidenanrenbabaibian。
jiehun，jiehun，tazhenshishangbeizizaoleshenmezui，jiajileshenshixiao！