第五章 张口就是一堆胡扯

diwuzhangzhangkoujiushiyiduihuche

guzelengzhu,fengyiyeyouxieshayan,suijijiuyaotaohebao,buguanzenmeshuo,shilingyunguniangjiuletamenjiagongzi,gaijiqiande。

buliaoguzeyidengyan,fengyitaohebaodedongzuoyedunzhu。

guzebenjiucangbaideliancikegengxianchujifenxuruo:"guniang,shibuxiangman,womenzailushangzaoyulejiefei,shenshangyiwubanfenpanchan,danguniangduiwodejiumingzhienqueshibunengbubao,jiurangwogensuizaiguniangshenbian,bangzhuguniangzuoxieshiqinglaihaizhaiba。"

fengyinaizhilianggehuweidoudengdaleyan。

zheishitamenneigegaolengdegongzi?

jingdouneimeduoqianjinxiaojiekewanggongziduokantamenyiyan,tajiagongzidoubuxieduojigeyanshen,xianzaiquelaishangyigecunyatou?

fengyibulijie,danbuganwen。

huweiyebumingbai,meidanziwen。

lingyunmeitouzhouchengchuan,xindaozheigongzikanqilaijinyihuafude,meixiangdaojingruciqiongsuan。

tahuihuishou:"bale,nimenqubangwodalieba,zuihaonongyizhengtouyezhushenmede,woyaonalaimaipi,erqiewoele,bangwonongxiechide。"

guzecangbaidemianrongxiaolexiao,kanxianghuweidao:“wojidenimenliangzuishanzhangliezhu,quba,fengyi,niqubuxieyulai,jishiwufafuyiyaofei,zongyaozaibiededifangbuchangguniangde。”

sanrenlingmingquzuo,lingyunmianluxiaorong,zanshangdekanxiangguze,bucuo,zheiweigugongzihentongrenqingma。

bangeshichenhou,fengyijiangkaohaodeyuxiandijiguzehelingyun,suijiyoudongzuoshuliandejiyushangsazheyanbadengdiaoliao。

lingyunchangleyikou,bujinkuazan:"gugongzi,nizheishicongdaoshijihaode,suishendaizheta,liusuyewaibuchouchide,zhenxingfu。"

fengyizaodaokuajiang,mianshangyangqicanlanxiaorong,gangyaoshuohua,guzebianxianyibudao:“ruoshilianzheidianxiaoshidouzuobuhao,liuzhetayouyouheyong。”

fengyidexiaorongyijiang,shanshandao:“yeshuodeshi,zheibenjiushishuxiafenneizhishi,jinrilingyunguniangjiulewomenjiaye,rihouyoushenmexuyaoxiangzhude,fanqingjinguankaikou。”

guzeyanshenyouyoudekanzhefengyi,tazhiqianzenmemeifaxian,fengyizheimehuishuohuade?fenmingshitazhunbeideshuoci,xianzaibeifengyitiqianshuole,tagairuhe?

chajuedaozijiayeneidaizheweishedeyanshen,fengyihenbujie,mangjiangzhuyilizhuanyidaokaoyushang,zhiyaotajiazhuangkanbudao,neiyejiumeiyouduitabuman!

guzeturankesouqilai,rangbenjiucangbaidelianshangdaichujifenhongyun,lingyunbudebutingxiachikaoyudedongzuo,naqitapangbiandeshuihu,haofangdedakai:“ji,heshuishunshun。”

guzedanshouyanchun,guzuoxuruozhuangtai,jieguoshuihoutonglingyundao:“duoxielingyunguniang。”

moletayoukesouleliangsheng,shenziyikaozaishushang,neichanruomoyanghaosiyizhenfengjiunengbatachuizou。

lingyunmianshangkanzhelianxi,xinliquezaidiguzhe,fuguijiadegongzijiushijiaoruo,tazheishenzichangnianchibubaofanhaiyaomabutingtideganhuodoumeizheimeruo。

ai,zheipashigefuguibing。

muduzheiyimudefengyishouyidou,chadianbeihuoshaodao。

tamenjiagongzi,zheishifengmole?pingrilixunliantamenjigejitianjiyedoubuzaihuaxia,xianzaizheishizuonaban?

bieshuo,tajiagongzizheimoyang,zhuangqixuruolaihaizhenxiangneimehuishi。

"gongzi,nihaihaoba?"

fengyibiaoqingguiyi,xunwenzhe。

guzeqingkeliangsheng,queshikanzhelingyundao:"laomaobingle,shenzixu,rujinshaoweibashelexie,bianlianchidongxidouyouxiefeijingle。"

lingyunyanxiayikouyurou,chajuedaoguzedeshixianshizhongjizhongzaitamianshang,dunshichidongxidedongzuodoubeipoqingrouqilai。

tayihuodejiangshouzhongkaoyudidaoguzezuibian:"yaowoweini?"

jianyushanglingyunyaoguodedehenji,guzeyaoyaotou。

tayoujiepi,bierenyaoguode,tabuchi。

"laofanlingyunguniangnatiaoxinyuweizaixiaba。"guzeshuozhe,jianlingyunyanmoumiqi,talikebuchongdao:"huitoubujiguniangqian。"

lingyunxianshiweinao,chadianyibazhanghushangqu,chiyujiuchiyu,haitemiaoxianqita?

dantingdaojiqian,tayoulikexiaokai,lianliandiantoudao:"haoshuohaoshuo。"

shifenyinqindenaqitiaoxinyu,tadidaoguzezuibian,“lai,kuaichenrechi,haochi。”

guzeshunshipenglexiatadeshouwan,bujingyidechatanzhelingyundeshentiqingkuang。

changnianyingyangbuliang,meiyouneijing,genghexiudaozhewuguan,shigexunchangnvzi。

guzegengyihuole,ruozhishigeputongnvzi,weihetuisuantamingyundeshihouhuizaorucifanshi?

lingyunyanmouweiweichuizhe,tadeshouganghaopengzaitamaibodeweizhi,shiqiaohe?haishiyouyiweizhi。

lingyungengqingxiangyuhouzhe,danyemeitaidanghuishi,zhidangshizheifuguigongzibeirenhaiguanle,zheicaiyishenyiguide。

zhishimianbulexinliyoudunangyiju,zheishiweishiye。

jianlingyunbingweiqiyi,zeguyikesouliangshenghoushuodao:"shibuxiangman,zaixiaziyoushenzichanruo,wusuishigaoshaodiaoruchitang,basuishihuozaibeifangliangzadao,zhengzhenghunmilebangeyue。”

“shiersuishibeigouyao,shiwusuishicongfangshangdiaoxialai,zheibanzhetengxialai,zaixiadeshenzizhinengkaoyaocaidiaozhe,fangcaibianshibingfale,guniangjijiulewo,ganwenguniangkeyoushenmegenzhidefazi?"

guzemuguangzhuozhuodedingzhelingyun,wanquanmeizhuyidao,tadeshouxiamenjieshidengdaleyan,diyicitingdaorenzheibanzuzhouzijide,ruofeiziyougensuigongzi,tamenhaiyaoyiweizheixieshizhendele。

lingyunwenyantaitouyuguzeduishizhe,zuijiaogouzhemoxiao,hanxiaodeyanjiuzheimedingzheguze,yebushuohua。

zhuangxuruodeguzeyuefayouxiediqibuzuqilai,wenzhe:"guniangweihezheibankanwo?"