第1章 按婚姻法,你该叫我顾夫人!

di1zhanganhunyinfa,nigaijiaowogufuren!

wohedingjifushaoguchaolianyinle。

tingshuowolaogongyougebaiyueguang,tarangworangzhedianta?

wo:wanjuleha,bufujiugan。

meiduojiu,guchaojiwodadianhua:

“laopo,tapianwo,tamendoushuowoyanshenbuhao!”

wochixiaoyisheng,xinxiang,zheiquexinyandecaizhidao?

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x.malldegaoshebaobaodianli,woyudaolechuanshuozhongguchaodebaiyueguang。

tingshuozaitadequanzili,zheigenvyanyuanzhangzhegenguchaoguanxibucuo,duizhejiashiburugushideyixieshaoyexiaojiepoweiaoqi。

wolaxiawoxianglejinbiandemojing,hefangweizhengzhengduishang。

tamanlianbeishangdiniezhexiuzikanwo,woyikouqichadianmeitishanglai。wofuxuezhaocongxiaodaoda,zuitaoyanchidejiushikugua!

wojiazhuangmeikanjianta,tazhewulimigaogen,caidedimian“dada”xiang。

tagangyaoyingyingchusheng,woyangzhexiabacongbianshangcajianerguo,qiaoleqiaoboli,duiwodejujieshuo:“wodingdebaobaoni?”

wodejujieweiweinuonuodicuanchulai,zhizhefangweibianshangzhanxindebaisepibaoshuo:“fuxiaojie,fangxiaojiexiang…”

shengxiadehuatabubizaishuo,wodoudong。

wokanleyanfangweidejujie,tamingpaishangdezhiweilvegaowodejujieyidian。

erxianzaizheifuzhigaoqiangkanwodeyangzi,bujinxiangnongcuolejingkuang,gengxiangshichenglezheijiadiandegudong。

woyoushantixing:“zheiweinvshi,shiwodingdebao。”

tabuzhidaozhenxijihuidihuiwo:“fangxiaojieshichangke,guzongcengjingzaidianzilishuoguo,taxihuandebaodoukeyiliujita。”

wobaobeiyikan,fangweizhengzaiwaifangdianhua。

dianhualinanrendihuandeshengyinmanmanchuanchu:“ng?bujiushigebaoma,rangjixiaoweiba。”

tabiaoqingdese,xiangshiguchaonengjitazuozhuyiyang。

woxiaochusheng,zheixiamaweiduiwomeiyong。

fujiameirenshimiantuanniede,ziwojishiqiwoneilaofuqinjiuzaijiaowo“bushuangjiugan”zheigedaoli。

fangweiyiweiwobugandaguchaodelian,tacuole。

tabuganwogan,wobujinda,wohaidadepapaxiang。

wosanbushangqian,jiangtashoujiyibanaxiaduizheguchaoshuo:“jiwodegufenzhuanrangshuzhunbeihaolema?shangnidebanba!”

shuowanjiugua,wobashoujirengdaoyizishang,duijujieshuo:

“zheiweinvshi,kanlainibulejieqingkuang。wobuxihuantingdaonizuili“fuxiaojie”zheigechenghu,anhunyinfa,nigaijiaowogufuren。”

wozheihuayichu,bujintadejujiemengle,wodejujieyemengle。

fangweidelianseshuashuabianbai,chenzhejianbang,dingzhewodeyanjingmeiliangxiaziyanleishuijiuwangshangzhang。

fangweixinjuediulian,xiayishifanbowo:“bushizhende…”

womantiaosiliditaochubaobaolidejiehunzheng,dakaizhijitakan,qiansousoudishuo:“kan,nigugege。zaikan,nicaizenmezhe,pangbiandelaoposhiwo。”

suoyouren:......

fangweidebiaodifangmingliansejiqinankan,zhanqishenlaisisidingzhewo,yifuyaodawolaiweihujiejiedeyangzi。

woganshouzhetadeweixie,mianwubiaoqingdikaikou:“liangjianshiwoshuoyixia。diyijian,jintianshi3.15xiaofeizhequanyibaohuri,suirannimenbucongming,danshijianyikanfalv。zaizheiyangkanwo,woyaorenzhuani;dierjianshi…”

wozhouzhoumei,meiyougongjideyisi,henchengkendifachuyiwen:“niguanfangshengao178cm,xianzaizenmepingshikanwo?”

fangminglianshunjianzhanghong,qidefanbaiyan。qingxubuwen,jiqijiebadidahou:“ni…ni…ni…”

wojieguohuacha:“wo…wo…wo165cm,gaogenxie5cm。”