第四章 给个下马威

budaobanri,guxiangdizhangnvguyaohesanhuangziyuwenjingdehunshijiuchuanbianledajiexiaoxiang。

benlaicihunshiyizhuangmeitan,erzheihunshiquejiejieshishidechenglexiaotan。

yourenshuo,chounvpeicanfei,jiedahuanxi,yourenshuo,pofupeisongbao,hubujuepei。

yourenshuo,keliansanhuangziqugewucaiwudede,yourenshuo,kelianguxiangdinvjiagebunengrendaode。

jiuzaidajiajinjinledaodeshihou,sanhuangzilaidaolegufumenqian。

zhengzhiwanshan,guxiangyitingsanhuangzilaile,fangxiakuaizijiuquleshufang,hailaoshanglejibuqingyuandeguyao。

shufangnei,yishenzhuqingsezhangpaodenanrenzuozailunyishang,duanzhewenerruyademoyangshuohuaquejujuchuoren。

“guxiang,benwangciciqianlaishiweilehunshi,yinwangfuchujian,zhihouhaiyouhenduodifangxuyaoxiuqi,suoyihunshiyiqiecongjian,fuhuangneibianwoyijingqingshiguo,rizijiudingzaixiayueshiwu。”

“benwangbuxuyaoguxiaojiedepeijia,ziran,pinlishang,guxiangyebubibaotaidaqiwang。”

“lingwai,guxiaojiezaichenghunqiananfendian,bierechuluanzi,zheibushishangliang,shiyaoqiu。”

lengmosiyadesangyinyiziyijuluoxia,guyaoyanjingweimi,xinxialengheng,shuohuaxianggepoluo,zhenshikexiletaneizhanglian。

tingshuoshizuijinganlefenghan,sangyincaibianchengzheiyangde,guyaozhoumei。

zheisanhuangzi,dikanglizheimecha?zheimeredetiandounengfenghan?

lunyishangdenanrenjianmeixingmu,zhitingdebizihebochun,zheigehuangjinbilishaoyoudebiaozhun,nanmojibiedepinang,kexile,zhendekexile。

guxiangtingdezhizhoumeitou,tacaidaolezheizhuanghunshisanhuangzibuhuimanyi,danshimeixiangdaosanhuangzidangtianjiulailegexiamawei。

tazhenzhuozheweikaikou,guyaoxianrenbuzhuchusheng。

“sanhuangzijinguanfangxin,wobuxiangjia,zheibeiziwodoubuxianghehuangjiacheshangguanxi,jiusuandushenyirengududaolao,woyebuxiwangbeiyizhuangmeiganqingdehunyinshufu!”

yuwenjingwenyankanleyiyanguyao,miansebuming,“tingwenguguniangaimubenwangdesidi,zenme,youganqingjiukeyihehuangjiacheshangguanxile?”

guyaohuidao:“wosheidoubuxiangjia,yiqianshiyiqian,xianzaishixianzai,rendoushihuibiande。”

guxiangchadianyikouqimeichuanshanglai,zheigebuxiaonv!

talijichidao:“fangsi!huangshangcihunyoubudenisaye!nimeitingjiansanhuangzigangshuodeshenmeme?jiwoanfendian!zheiliyounishuohuadefenme?”

“he,meiwoshuohuadefen?neiniranggumingzhuqujia,rangwojiarenganshenme?”guyaolengyankanzheta。

guxiangqiji,laoqishoubiandedongxijiuzaleguoqu。

“pa”deyisheng,yantaicazheguyaodenaodaiguoqu,shuaizaidishangsuichenglehaojikuai。

yantaifenglidebianyuanjiguyaodenaodaikailegekouzi。

wenredeyetishunzheguyaodeejiaoliuxia,hongsezhanjuletadeyanjing。

guyaomouzhongshayimengxian,shouzhongdeduzhenxushidaifa,gangcaineixia,ruguobushitaduodekuai,busiyedebantiaoming。

zawanleren,guxiangyemeiguanta,niutouduizheyuwenjingzhiqian,“sanhuangzijianxiaole,xiaguanshitai,xiaonvbufuguanjiao,hunshiquanpinghuangshanghesanhuangzizuozhu。”

yuwenjingdiantou,haosigangcaineiyimumeiyoufasheng,“jiranruci,neibenwangjiubuduodaraole。”

songzouleyuwenjing,guxiangyihuitou,guyaoeshangbanbodexuehenshizaizhayan,tachanshengleyisikuijiuzhixin。

guyaoyibuyibudezoushangqian,dingzheta,hanyilinran,“fuqin,haodadepiqi,yebupashishouzasilenver。”

gufujiantazheifutiaoxindemoyang,gangshengqidekuijiuzhixinjiuxiaoshile,“nienv!nizhibuzhidaonigangcaineifanhuaruguorenulesanhuangzihuiyoushenmexiachang!taruguotuihun,zhenggegufudouhuishourentuoqitaibuqitou,erni,zezaiyezhaobudaorenjiachujia,zheikeshiqichidaru!”

“mingsheng,bininverdeminghaizhiqian?”

“neishiziran,mingshengjianfuzhegufudexingwang,shenweigufudenver,jiuyinggaiyouzheifenjuewu!”

guyaoqijifanxiao,yueguotaneigezhadieyangzhangerqu。

daoshitawangle,xianzaizheigeshidai,mingsheng,tebieshinvzidemingsheng,zhendebimingzhongyao,tagangcaishourenqiya,chadianjiubarenmiekoule,haozaishufanghaiyougesanhuangzizai,tahaimeiwunaokuangwangdaodangzhehuangzidemiansharen。

zheiyilengjingxialai,talizhilexuduo,zheigegufu,fanzhengtayaolikai,linzouqian,tabidingsongfendali,zhiyusanhuangzi,chenghunhou,tayoudeshishijiangentawan!

guyaohaiweidaozijiayuanzi,jiubeiyidaonanshengjiaozhu。

“yaoer,jinriwotingshuolenihesangedehunshi,nixinli,shizenmexiangde?”

lairenshenzheminglanseyishan,meiqingmuxiu,yiqifengfa,xiaosashaonianlangyebuguoruci。

tarenchuzheijiushiyuanzhuxinaizhiren,sihuangzi,yuwenhao。

guyaobuzhehenjidehoutuileliangbu,danranhuiying:“duoxiesihuangziguanxin,huangshangcihun,minnvziranjinzunshengzhi。”

yuwenhaoyileng,pingchangguyaojianzhezijidouhenbudezhanzijishenshang,jinrizenmezheimeshuyuan。

tasisuoliangmiao,jinliangyongwenroudeyuqixunwen:“yaoer,nishiduihunshibumanme?zheilimeiren,ruguonibuman,keyigenwoshuo,wohuixiangbanfabangnide。”

guyaokanxiangta,huanhuandao:“bangwo?sihuangzizenmebangwo?weihexiangbangwo?”

yuwenhaoyitingguyaoyoufanyingle,jiezheshuo:“ruguoyaoerbumanyihunshi,wokeyibangyaoerxianzangqilai,duoguohunqi,zhiyuweihexiangbang,ziranshiyinweiniwodeqingyi。”

tadeyuqiaimei,yinrenxiaxiang,guyaohuixianglexia,querenyuanzhuhetalianshoudoumeiqianguo。

tazhoumei,zheigesihuangzishibatadangshazime?haishixiangrangtasi?

guyaohaimeilaidejihuida,yishengjiaodididehaogegejiudaduanletamen。

gumingzhutingdaoxiarentongbaosihuangzilaifang,manxinhuanxidedengzhetalaizhao,keshitadenglehaoyihuidoumeidengdao,tazheicaichulaizhaoren,zhaoleyiquan,haoburongyizhaodao。

keshi,tadehaogegejingranzaiheneigechounvdandushuohua,neige**,shizaishitianbuzhichi!

“aiya,jiejienishibushiyouchanzhehaogegeshuohualeya,haogegelaishiyoushide,nibiezongshifangaihaogegegongwu,”gumingzhuwenroukuankuandezoulai,shuohuaqingshengxiyu。

guyaowen:“zenme,meimeijiandaoshiwoxianlandesihuangzi?”

gumingzhuxinshidandan,“bushinilandehainengshihaogegezhudongzhaonibucheng?biekaiwanxiaole,jiejie。”

yuwenhaosihaomeiyoubeizhuabaodejiongpo,yemeiyouchengqingdedasuan,“mingzhumeimei,benhuangzishilaizhaowosangede,xianqianwoyijingjianguoguxiangle,tabuzai,woyejiubudouliule。”

shuoba,tazhuanshenyuzou,linzouqian,youzhufuguyao:“gangcaidehua,moyaogaosupangren。”

guyaozhidangtafanglegepi,hetachadaoerxing,gumingzhumeifanyingguolaifashengleshenme,taduoleduojiao,maizhexiaobuzi,zhuizheyuwenhaoqule。

laidaotingyuan,guyaosonglekouqi,zheiyilushangzongsuanmeizaiyudaoniuguisheshenle。

tagangzuoxia,youyourenguolai,tabunaifanle,zenmeyitiantiandejingyourenzhaota,fansile。

yigeshiweijiandaotaxingleli,shuangshoufengshangleyipingyao。

“zheishiwojiazhuzijiguguniangde,shishanghaodejinchuangyao,buhuiliuba,guniangjinkuaichulixiashangkouba。”

guyaolengleleng,zitachuanguolai,haimeirenduitahaoguo,eshangdeshangkousuizaojiuzhixuele,danshiwanyandexuehenchumujingxin,taneigezhadie,gumingzhu,haiyousihuangzi,wendoumeiwenyiju,xiarengengshibizhetazou。

tawenchuxinzhongyihuo,“nijiazhuzishishei?”