lifeishitanzhejiaota：“dashachun？”
博美立马就蔫了。
lifeiyouxiaoxinyiyidishuo：“neiwojinihuangemingzi？”
bomeimashangjiuyoulailejingshen。
haole，zheixiazhongyuqueding“bingyin”suozaile。
takanxiangxiaan，ganjidishuo：“xiexienia，yaobushinitixing，wodouxiangbudaojingranshimingziredehuo，wozheijiuhuiqujitaxianggehaotingdemingzi。”
shuowan，tayouyuleyixia，youdao：“woshizhendebuhuiqimingzi，yaobuninshouleibangwoxiangyige？”
xiaandiandiantou，zaibomeishenshanghululeliangba，wenta：“xiaogongzhu，nixiangyaogeshenmemingzia？”
“wangwangwang”：woxihuanmianhuatang。
tingdaoledaan，xiaanweiweiyixiaoshuo：“neiburujiujiaomianhuatangba，youxiangyoubaiyouruan，hetayiyang。”
lifeiditoukanxianghuailidegougou，wenta：“mianhuatang，nixihuanzheigemingzima？”
bomeideweibadoukuaiyaoduanle：“xihuan，xihuan，wozhendetaixihuanle！”
weiguandelinjumendounengkanchulai，cikedebomeikaixindebudele。
dajiayizhenxiqi：“zheigouzhenyouyisihei，haihuijijiaomingzidehaobuhaoting。”
“bijingdongwuyeshiyousixiangdema，youxiecongmingdexiaogouzhishangnengherenleiqibasuidexiaohaiyiyangni。”
“haiduokuilexiayatou，wokantazheibenshikebineilaoshenzigoutongshidaduole。”
“duia，haiburuniyequdanggechongwugoutongshi，nizheicaishizhenzhengdeweizhurenjiejuewenti，wokana，zheiqiangainizheng。”
linjumenqizuibashedeweizhetashuoleqilai。
qishixiaanzhidao，dajiayezhishizuishangsuibianshuoshuo，mudeshiweilekuataliangju，dantaqueyuetingyuexingfen。
zijizuijinzhengzaifachougongzuodeshiqingni，zheibujiushikeshuilailesongzhentouma？
daojiahou，xiaanbaozhexiaminglangkaixindezhuanqilequanquan：“woyaoyouxingongzuola，dengwoshangleban，jiujinimaizuihaochidegouliang。”
xiaminglangtuzheshetouyegenzhegaoxing：“ananhaolihaia，zheimekuaijiuzhaodaolexingongzuo，shizuoshenmedeya？”
xiaanjitajieshi：“shijintiandajiashuodejilewolinggan，zhenghaowonengtingdongxiaodongwumenshuohua，wokeyiquzuogechongwugoutongshi，jiandanlaishuojiushihedongwujiaoliu，bangtamendezhurenjiejueyixiewenti。”
“haoye，zheitingqilaihaobang！”
xiaminglanghuanhuwan，youxiaoshengshuo：“zheigegongzuoshibushidequchongwudianliya，neiananshibushiyouyaoheyiqianyiyang，meitianyaozaozaodechumen，yizhengtianbuzaijia，tianheilecainenghuilaipeiwowanya？”
kanzhexiaminglangkelianbabadeyangzi，xiaanhuranyishidao，yuanlaizaizijiwaichudeshihou，gougouyehuigudu，tajiuzheimewuliaodedaizaijiali，wangyanyuchuandedengzhezhurenhuilai。
zijipeitadeshijianhaoxiangqueshitaishaole。
youmeiyoushenmegongzuo，jibudanwushangban，haikeyiduopeipeixiaminglangni？
xiaanbagouzifangzaishafashang，zijiyewaizaiyibian，zhoumeisisuoqilai。
jiuzaitahaowutouxudeshihou，xiaminglangturanjiaoleqilai：“anan，wozhidaole，nikeyiquzhibo。”
“zhibo？keshiwobuhuiya，tingshuozhibokemafanle。”
xiaminglangtaiqitadexiaoduantui，pailepaixiongfu，jiaoaodishuo：“biedanxin，wojiaoni，zhiqiannishangbanbuzaijiadeshihou，woyongnidebeiyongjikanzhibo，xuelehenduoni。”
shuozheshuozhe，tadeshengyinjianjianxiaoleqilai。
哎呀，暴露了。
xiaanbaozhegebo，yaoyalengxiaodao：“shuoa，zenmebujixushuola？wokannishizhangjinle，haixuehuitoutouwanshoujile。”
xiaminglangyongnaodaigonglegongtadetui，sajiaodao：“bieshengqilema，woyejiucaikanlemeijici。”
夏安才不吃这一套。
tabashoujinachulai，fangzaixiaminglangmianqianshuo：“nijiwoyanshiyixia，kankannishizenmeyongde。”
shishihouzhanshiyixiazhenzhengdejishule。
xiaminglanglieqigouzui，shenmimocedexiaoleyixia，ranhoushenchutadexiaozhuazi，zaipingmushanganlejixiajiujishoujijielesuo，jiezhetajingzhundezhaodaoleduanshipindetubiao，dianjinqujinjinyouweidishualeqilai。
xiaanyihuo：“nizenmezhidaomima？”
“shiananshangcijishoujijiesuodeshihou，wokandaobingjizhula。ananbaobeiduiwozhenhao，suoyoudemimayongdedoushiwodeshengri，wohaoxihuannie。”
zheizhiyouqianghuashedexiaogoushuowan，shenchushetoujiuyaoqutianxiaan，beixiaanyanjishoukuaidedangzhule。
taguyibanzhelianwenta：“chuleshuashipin、kanzhibo，nihaiyongshoujiganshenmelema？”
xiaminglangganjinyaotou：“meilemeile，biedeshenmedoumeizuoguo，wokeshihenguaidexiaoguaigou。”
“真的吗？”
“dangranshizhende，wozenmeshedepiannia。”xiaminglangxiaodezhencheng。
panwenwanxiaminglang，yirenyigouzuozaishafashang，kaishiyanjiuzhibo。
dengxiexialaideshihou，douyijingshixiawule。
xiaanbuxiangzuofan，jiunaqishoujijiaolegewaimai。
buyihuier，waimaidaole，xiaankaimenquna。
waimaixiaogetongtadazhaohu：“nijiadexiaogoushizenmexunliandea，yiqianwolaizheisongwaimaideshihoudoushitakaimennade，kezhencongming。jintiantameizaijiama，zenmemeijiandaoa？”
xiaanweixiaozhesongzouwaimaixiaoge。
硬了，拳头硬了！
关门，打狗！
“xia！ming！lang！nizuihaojiwojieshiqingchu，gangcaitashuodehuashishenmeyisi。”
xiaminglangyouluchubiaozhixingweisuoxiaorong：“youshihounibuzaijia，woe，suoyijiuouerjizijijiaogewaimaichima。”
xiaanfanchuzhiqiandedingdan：“zhaji、hongshaorou、zhutizi……nichideshizhenhaoa。nilianzidouburenshi，zenmediande？”
xiaminglangjiaoao：“(´▽｀)ノwonengkandedongtupian，ai，jiushizheimecongming，meibanfa。”
“aaa，nikeshiyizhigoua，weishenmeguangganrenshi！”
xiaminglang：wocuole，danwobugai，woxiacihaigan。
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿。
chiwanfanhouyoushuilehuierwujue，xiaankaishiweiwanshangdezhibozuozhunbei。
xiaminglangjianzhurenbushengqile，youjianxixidepaoleguolai，wentayaojizhibojianqigeshenmemingzi。
xiaansikaoleyixiashuo：“burujiujiao‘chongwugoutongshi·xiaan’ba，jiandanmingle，yikanjiuzhidaoshiganshenmede。”
“nonono”，xiaminglangburentong：“zheigemingzitingqilaitaibukaopule，xianghuyourenside，huanyige。”
xiaanzhijuedehaoxiao，wenta：“neinishuoshuoyinggaijiaoshenme。”